I'll judge. I'll also nominate myself. And I'll also give you a right arse-kickin' for nickin' mah stuffs. :P
-B-star.

Edited by user 08 March 2010 05:00:31(UTC)  | Reason: Not specified

"I wouldn't mind judging this... award show?"

--.` Ryan Ross Hernandez.

Best Solo Artist:

Ryan Ross Hernandez

Best Artwork:



Best Album:

Dark Secret Love by, Ryan Ross Hernandez
Final Sales: 4,468,781

"The album is called Dark Secret Love and that's because it incorporates a lot of the lessons, a lot of the observations, and a little bit of advice. Like a heartbreak handbook."

In Game Info: http://www.therockstarga...o_album.asp?AlbumID=2797

RP Info: http://www.therockstarga....aspx?g=posts&t=3216

Best Single:

"A Never-Ending Trip to Heartbreak" by, Ryan Ross Hernandez
Final Sales: 1,784,474

In Game Info: http://www.therockstarga...single.asp?SingleID=8492

Lyrical Meaning

"The first track off the album, and I think it was like the second or third song I wrote for the record. After I had written it I knew I had a direction for the record. It sort-of brought together, very cohesively what I was trying to achieve with the idea of heartbreak and love, sort-of bringing that war-feel to a heartbreak. When you can't get through to somebody by loving them, the next choice is to get through to them hurting them and that is what A Never-Ending Trip to Heartbreak, is about. I don't recommend it. I'd recommend full-on global thermal nuclear war, before I'd recommend trying to make a lady jealous on purpose. It doesn't end well."

Music and structure

The song marked some changes from the music that Ryan Ross Hernandez was known for, which was the soft blues influence in his previous albums. Songs like this song from Dark Secret Love, along with "Love Is Really Nothing But a Dream" and "Fight On Until the Darkness Over Takes Us" went more towards Hernandez's more rock-oriented sound, which he showed more on Dark Secret Love.

Musically, the guitar riff and overall sound are very similar to the U2 song "Bad". Hernandez has admitted that while "A Never-Ending Trip to Heartbreak" may in fact resemble "Bad", he was not intentionally referencing it while composing his song.

Best Live Act

Ryan Ross Hernandez, is known for having many banters with his audience at a show. Most banters are very dirty, about sex, women. Some not so raunchy banters are when he speaks out on the media, his fan base, current events. Hernandez can be as serious and soulful at a show just as easily as he can be playful and make many suggestive jokes about sex and his penis.

At live shows, for most songs, Hernandez adds a very bluesy/soulful guitar solos to his tracks that go on much longer than the studio versions giving it a unique sound live to each. Ryan's collection of over 200 guitars, that he brings out on the road with him call for him to change guitars between every song he performance. He can easily be playing a acoustic tune one second, to a rock tune another and finish a show off with a gospel outro that gets the whole crowd singing along.

Most Attractive Male

The sexiest, most stylist motherf*cker in the industry right now.

Ryan Ross Hernandez
http://tryjm.com/wp-cont...09/11/BattleStudies4.jpg

Most Attractive Female

Ashley Perry
http://www1.pictures.zim...estival+3k_A0mOAOQZl.jpg

Best Personality

Ryan Ross Hernandez
(Just read any of his interviews.)

Info: http://www.therockstarga....aspx?g=posts&t=3746
Info: http://www.therockstarga....aspx?g=posts&t=3450

((OOC: Thusly, Tim doesn't, and is going to feel like an idiot, as he usually does. :D))

OOC: And I shall not attend for 2 reasons - I don't have a computer, and this is pretty much ripping off something people work hard on.

Mike: "What a fucking stupid idea!"

Chip: "Bit harsh?"

Mike: "Meh..."

OOC: You could put it that way, although, is 'creativity' not the number one rule of roleplaying?

Kathy Mason: I would love be a judge at this award show!

Edited by user 08 March 2010 07:19:13(UTC)  | Reason: Not specified

((Nah, you know, they're kindof right. Though it was an intentional in-character movement to copypasta, I should've put more effort in in any case. :/

Though you're right about the "in-character replacement" stuffs, yo.))

"The 20th IMAs/Birdies are cancelled until further notice because one of the presenters may be dead. Thankyou for your co-operation."

So officially, it was post-poned in character aswell, they just don't know when it's going to happen.