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Offline The Nimrods  
#1 Posted : 19 March 2010 09:12:08(UTC)
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New York rapper 2ILL has decided he's had it.He's returned from the world of drugs and crime once again to insult virtually everyone.

Here is his newest freestyle entitled "Murder Music"

Cracked up junkies
Broke down faggots
What are y'all in my eyes
You pussies are just maggots.
Feeding off the dead
Faces turning red
Pissed off cuz a guy stopped doin' the pogo and banged his head
So fuck all you bitches I'm tired of playing games
I don't want fucking acclaim
'Cuz it's you bitches to blame
From bitches overdosing cuz they think they're to fat
To sex addicted homos who just might be ino scat
You call yourself a Comatose that's right I'm sayin' names
I hope you overdose again so I don't hear you spit that lame....shit
An epileptic bitch and a naked midget what a fuckin awful fit
From the over loaded sluts like kamikaze kate
Egotistical millionaires like that bitch Ryan that I hate
To some pop divas everyone claiming that they're so fierce
If I hear another lyric I just might burst into tears
Then they're the fuckin' yunnguns who think that they're all the shit
They've release like 3 albums but no one will notice it
Clear Vision and the Bards no one ever approves
Everyone just hate The Nimrods stupid syncopated grooves
Metal gets so boring and progressive is just shit
If I see Jakey Comatose I'll pop him like a zit
Skiny jean wearing bitches who the they''re making music
Got the fame,got the power,all these pussies just abuse it
And yes nigga I'll accuse it cuz that shit is false
And all this mainstream music's like a kick to the balls
All the complexity,who's faster,who's louder,who's prouder
But nothings new, less remebered than even Daniel Powter
Who's that you say, exactly he sang the song bad day
No one fuckin' cares if you're drunk,naked,or gay
The key to good music is fuckin' originality
All y'all fuckin rockstars get the fuck back to reality
I'm about to quit
'Cuz I just spit
You just did it
I wish the fuckin' bands would quit it
Would not admit it
But honestly they know that they suck
I'll it proudly, my name is 2ILL and I don't give a fuck!
The Nimrods (Progressive Death Metal,Progressive Metal,Progressive Rock.Think Opeth/Dream Theater/Tool/Pink Floyd)
Jimmy Him- Lead Guitar,Vocals,Primary Songwriter
Davey Matlock- Bass,Guitars,Vocals,Primary Songwriter
Kit Saunders- Drums,additional percussion
Jaska Latvala- Rhythm Guitar,Vocals,Primary Songwriter
Jack Burton- Keyboards,Keytar

Satyr in the Frost(Melodic Black Metal,think Satyricon/Mayhem/Early Dimmu Borgir/Immortal)
Sigmund-Vocals and Rhythm guitar
Celt-Drums
Saxon-Lead Guitar
Sauron-Keyboard
Gris-Bass
Rincewind wrote:
The Nimrods wrote:
I knew you'd be back! *cries*


now now, *hugs and steals wallet*

xNightsidex wrote:
Oops I stumbled over and hit the "extend ban" button.

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Gildermershina wrote:
The Nimrods wrote:
xNightsidex wrote:
Sooo...

What's everyone else do in the real world?


Sell pot and jerk off

JK, or am i?


At the same time?


Rincewind wrote:
Synxhard wrote:
I don't believe in jeans...


well your shit out of luck because they believe in you.....

Offline Synxhard  
#2 Posted : 19 March 2010 09:18:11(UTC)
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I really don't give a shit if any of that was angled towards us, cause either way, that's the fucking spirit! Told all these fucking indie divas their time was short, that soon more people would be rebelling. About fucking time.

-Jason
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Offline The Nimrods  
#3 Posted : 19 March 2010 09:20:20(UTC)
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Synxhard wrote:
I really don't give a shit if any of that was angled towards us, cause either way, that's the fucking spirit! Told all these fucking indie divas their time was short, that soon more people would be rebelling. About fucking time.

-Jason
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2ILL:Read the rap bitch I don't want your acclaim, bitches like you,they're all the same, cuz you're new you think you're good, but you're definitely not,now shut the fuck up cuz that's what's hot.
The Nimrods (Progressive Death Metal,Progressive Metal,Progressive Rock.Think Opeth/Dream Theater/Tool/Pink Floyd)
Jimmy Him- Lead Guitar,Vocals,Primary Songwriter
Davey Matlock- Bass,Guitars,Vocals,Primary Songwriter
Kit Saunders- Drums,additional percussion
Jaska Latvala- Rhythm Guitar,Vocals,Primary Songwriter
Jack Burton- Keyboards,Keytar

Satyr in the Frost(Melodic Black Metal,think Satyricon/Mayhem/Early Dimmu Borgir/Immortal)
Sigmund-Vocals and Rhythm guitar
Celt-Drums
Saxon-Lead Guitar
Sauron-Keyboard
Gris-Bass
Rincewind wrote:
The Nimrods wrote:
I knew you'd be back! *cries*


now now, *hugs and steals wallet*

xNightsidex wrote:
Oops I stumbled over and hit the "extend ban" button.

UserPostedImage

Gildermershina wrote:
The Nimrods wrote:
xNightsidex wrote:
Sooo...

What's everyone else do in the real world?


Sell pot and jerk off

JK, or am i?


At the same time?


Rincewind wrote:
Synxhard wrote:
I don't believe in jeans...


well your shit out of luck because they believe in you.....

Offline PANIC!  
#4 Posted : 19 March 2010 10:00:50(UTC)
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"Ah, shit! This guy is badass! Oh wait, I have no idea who this guy is... I'm a hip-hop fan but whatever is this bullshit. I know rappers gotta take cheap shots at other artist but who the fuck is this guy who took shoots at, what? 85% of the music out right now? I'd repharse the line about me though 'cause I ain't egotistical. Asshole millionaire, douche-y millionaire, or rather just egotistical millionaire 'cause there ain't any other Ryan Ross Hernandez out there. Dissing rappers there are a shitload of those fuckers that are living in their mom's basement. You make a living dissing actually talented musicians while I make a living actually making music and not sampling some generic computer based beat to rhyme shit over it. Now can you comprehend this or do I gotta talk like I am from the hood and how bad of a childhood I had?"

--.` Ryan Ross Hernandez.
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Offline The Nimrods  
#5 Posted : 19 March 2010 10:09:29(UTC)
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PANIC! wrote:
"Ah, shit! This guy is badass! Oh wait, I have no idea who this guy is... I'm a hip-hop fan but whatever is this bullshit. I know rappers gotta take cheap shots at other artist but who the fuck is this guy who took shoots at, what? 85% of the music out right now? I'd repharse the line about me though 'cause I ain't egotistical. Asshole millionaire, douche-y millionaire, or rather just egotistical millionaire 'cause there ain't any other Ryan Ross Hernandez out there. Dissing rappers there are a shitload of those fuckers that are living in their mom's basement. You make a living dissing actually talented musicians while I make a living actually making music and not sampling some generic computer based beat to rhyme shit over it. Now can you comprehend this or do I gotta talk like I am from the hood and how bad of a childhood I had?"

--.` Ryan Ross Hernandez.


2ILL:Nah I understand you, all you ever talk about is how many women you've banged and how everyone thinks you're a douche bag when you're just using free speech and all that good stuff.When really it seems as if you try to piss people of intentionally to get press.Sort of like what I did but I didn't do it for the press, I did it to make a statement.And that is that everything is getting to similar now, a metal band gets complex then another one does, one pop diva is fierce so is the next.All repetition.And you definitely are egotistical you always talk about yourself and only yourself.How you piss people off and get around the fucking point that you're the reason people like you.You're purposely an ass to everyone just so you look like some cool one wolf when really even your fans think you're an asshole loser, you just make music that they find decent.I took a shot at everyone because at the moment everyone sucks and you shouldn't be one to judge because you're always talking about how the music industry is awful you hypocrite.Now did you understand THAT or am I gonna have to talk like an over-privileged white boy living in suburbia and complaining about how my parents are evil because they won't raise my allowance.
The Nimrods (Progressive Death Metal,Progressive Metal,Progressive Rock.Think Opeth/Dream Theater/Tool/Pink Floyd)
Jimmy Him- Lead Guitar,Vocals,Primary Songwriter
Davey Matlock- Bass,Guitars,Vocals,Primary Songwriter
Kit Saunders- Drums,additional percussion
Jaska Latvala- Rhythm Guitar,Vocals,Primary Songwriter
Jack Burton- Keyboards,Keytar

Satyr in the Frost(Melodic Black Metal,think Satyricon/Mayhem/Early Dimmu Borgir/Immortal)
Sigmund-Vocals and Rhythm guitar
Celt-Drums
Saxon-Lead Guitar
Sauron-Keyboard
Gris-Bass
Rincewind wrote:
The Nimrods wrote:
I knew you'd be back! *cries*


now now, *hugs and steals wallet*

xNightsidex wrote:
Oops I stumbled over and hit the "extend ban" button.

UserPostedImage

Gildermershina wrote:
The Nimrods wrote:
xNightsidex wrote:
Sooo...

What's everyone else do in the real world?


Sell pot and jerk off

JK, or am i?


At the same time?


Rincewind wrote:
Synxhard wrote:
I don't believe in jeans...


well your shit out of luck because they believe in you.....

Offline Synxhard  
#6 Posted : 19 March 2010 10:17:38(UTC)
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Fine, you can go suck a horses dick for all I care. Newflash there, I really don't give a shit if you can rap about fake ass drug hustlers and shawties, I just care someone else is making a statement too. So you and your music can go fuck themselves, but your angst should stay. And fuck you RRH.

-Jason
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Edited by user 19 March 2010 10:18:09(UTC)  | Reason: Not specified

Offline The Nimrods  
#7 Posted : 19 March 2010 10:18:32(UTC)
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Synxhard wrote:
Fine, you can go suck a horses dick for all I care. Newflash there, I really don't give a shit if you can rap about fake ass drug hustlers and shawties, I just care someone else is making a statement too. So you and your music can go fuck themselves, but I'd like your attitude to stay. And fuck you RRH.

-Jason
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2ILL:Fuck Shawties and fake drug hustlers I speak the truth and the truth alone
The Nimrods (Progressive Death Metal,Progressive Metal,Progressive Rock.Think Opeth/Dream Theater/Tool/Pink Floyd)
Jimmy Him- Lead Guitar,Vocals,Primary Songwriter
Davey Matlock- Bass,Guitars,Vocals,Primary Songwriter
Kit Saunders- Drums,additional percussion
Jaska Latvala- Rhythm Guitar,Vocals,Primary Songwriter
Jack Burton- Keyboards,Keytar

Satyr in the Frost(Melodic Black Metal,think Satyricon/Mayhem/Early Dimmu Borgir/Immortal)
Sigmund-Vocals and Rhythm guitar
Celt-Drums
Saxon-Lead Guitar
Sauron-Keyboard
Gris-Bass
Rincewind wrote:
The Nimrods wrote:
I knew you'd be back! *cries*


now now, *hugs and steals wallet*

xNightsidex wrote:
Oops I stumbled over and hit the "extend ban" button.

UserPostedImage

Gildermershina wrote:
The Nimrods wrote:
xNightsidex wrote:
Sooo...

What's everyone else do in the real world?


Sell pot and jerk off

JK, or am i?


At the same time?


Rincewind wrote:
Synxhard wrote:
I don't believe in jeans...


well your shit out of luck because they believe in you.....

Offline Synxhard  
#8 Posted : 19 March 2010 10:33:32(UTC)
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Fuck it, whatever. I don't care about you or your "ghetto" scene. Truth, whatever, it's all just fucking anarchy to me.

-Jason
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Offline The Nimrods  
#9 Posted : 19 March 2010 10:35:38(UTC)
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Synxhard wrote:
Fuck it, whatever. I don't care about you or your "ghetto" scene. Truth, whatever, it's all just fucking anarchy to me.

-Jason
Suicidal Maniacs


2ILL:Don't punks like anarchy>Since you're so hardcore?
The Nimrods (Progressive Death Metal,Progressive Metal,Progressive Rock.Think Opeth/Dream Theater/Tool/Pink Floyd)
Jimmy Him- Lead Guitar,Vocals,Primary Songwriter
Davey Matlock- Bass,Guitars,Vocals,Primary Songwriter
Kit Saunders- Drums,additional percussion
Jaska Latvala- Rhythm Guitar,Vocals,Primary Songwriter
Jack Burton- Keyboards,Keytar

Satyr in the Frost(Melodic Black Metal,think Satyricon/Mayhem/Early Dimmu Borgir/Immortal)
Sigmund-Vocals and Rhythm guitar
Celt-Drums
Saxon-Lead Guitar
Sauron-Keyboard
Gris-Bass
Rincewind wrote:
The Nimrods wrote:
I knew you'd be back! *cries*


now now, *hugs and steals wallet*

xNightsidex wrote:
Oops I stumbled over and hit the "extend ban" button.

UserPostedImage

Gildermershina wrote:
The Nimrods wrote:
xNightsidex wrote:
Sooo...

What's everyone else do in the real world?


Sell pot and jerk off

JK, or am i?


At the same time?


Rincewind wrote:
Synxhard wrote:
I don't believe in jeans...


well your shit out of luck because they believe in you.....

Offline Synxhard  
#10 Posted : 19 March 2010 10:38:04(UTC)
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Yeah, that's why I've been saying I think it's fucking awesome you're making a "statement" (read: anarchy). Glad more fucking people ARE standing up against the mainstream, it's wayyy better back down here on Earth.

-Jason
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Offline The Nimrods  
#11 Posted : 19 March 2010 10:40:22(UTC)
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Synxhard wrote:
Yeah, that's why I've been saying I think it's fucking awesome you're making a "statement" (read: anarchy). Glad more fucking people ARE standing up against the mainstream, it's wayyy better back down here on Earth.

-Jason
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2ILL:Yeah just chillin' on the block smokin' blunts with my homies.
The Nimrods (Progressive Death Metal,Progressive Metal,Progressive Rock.Think Opeth/Dream Theater/Tool/Pink Floyd)
Jimmy Him- Lead Guitar,Vocals,Primary Songwriter
Davey Matlock- Bass,Guitars,Vocals,Primary Songwriter
Kit Saunders- Drums,additional percussion
Jaska Latvala- Rhythm Guitar,Vocals,Primary Songwriter
Jack Burton- Keyboards,Keytar

Satyr in the Frost(Melodic Black Metal,think Satyricon/Mayhem/Early Dimmu Borgir/Immortal)
Sigmund-Vocals and Rhythm guitar
Celt-Drums
Saxon-Lead Guitar
Sauron-Keyboard
Gris-Bass
Rincewind wrote:
The Nimrods wrote:
I knew you'd be back! *cries*


now now, *hugs and steals wallet*

xNightsidex wrote:
Oops I stumbled over and hit the "extend ban" button.

UserPostedImage

Gildermershina wrote:
The Nimrods wrote:
xNightsidex wrote:
Sooo...

What's everyone else do in the real world?


Sell pot and jerk off

JK, or am i?


At the same time?


Rincewind wrote:
Synxhard wrote:
I don't believe in jeans...


well your shit out of luck because they believe in you.....

Offline Synxhard  
#12 Posted : 19 March 2010 10:51:47(UTC)
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Sure, whatever the hell you guys do, I'm sure it (along with playing hockey, drinking with friends and beating the shit out of posers [a.k.a. what I do on a near daily basis]) is a thousand times better than whatever kind of fucking life dudes like Furtel and Comatose have.

-Jason
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Offline The Nimrods  
#13 Posted : 19 March 2010 10:53:19(UTC)
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Synxhard wrote:
Sure, whatever the hell you guys do, I'm sure it (along with playing hockey, drinking with friends and beating the shit out of posers [a.k.a. what I do on a near daily basis]) is a thousand times better than whatever kind of fucking life dudes like Furtel and Comatose have.

-Jason
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2ILL:What to you mean by "You guys" just kidding.Those bitches probably just drink all day and fuckin do heroin or some shit
The Nimrods (Progressive Death Metal,Progressive Metal,Progressive Rock.Think Opeth/Dream Theater/Tool/Pink Floyd)
Jimmy Him- Lead Guitar,Vocals,Primary Songwriter
Davey Matlock- Bass,Guitars,Vocals,Primary Songwriter
Kit Saunders- Drums,additional percussion
Jaska Latvala- Rhythm Guitar,Vocals,Primary Songwriter
Jack Burton- Keyboards,Keytar

Satyr in the Frost(Melodic Black Metal,think Satyricon/Mayhem/Early Dimmu Borgir/Immortal)
Sigmund-Vocals and Rhythm guitar
Celt-Drums
Saxon-Lead Guitar
Sauron-Keyboard
Gris-Bass
Rincewind wrote:
The Nimrods wrote:
I knew you'd be back! *cries*


now now, *hugs and steals wallet*

xNightsidex wrote:
Oops I stumbled over and hit the "extend ban" button.

UserPostedImage

Gildermershina wrote:
The Nimrods wrote:
xNightsidex wrote:
Sooo...

What's everyone else do in the real world?


Sell pot and jerk off

JK, or am i?


At the same time?


Rincewind wrote:
Synxhard wrote:
I don't believe in jeans...


well your shit out of luck because they believe in you.....

Offline Synxhard  
#14 Posted : 19 March 2010 11:00:42(UTC)
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Had me scared for a sec there. Yeah, people who let their lives be fucked with by things like heroin and the media get trapped in all that bullshit. It's for all the posers and fakes who can't cope with normal life.

-Jason
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#15 Posted : 19 March 2010 11:43:04(UTC)
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Kate : So - it's such a shame for you that I'm not on the blob,
If I was you'd get my tampon right down your gob.
Nick : Lovely lil' scutlerrr though 'er takes it too farrr,
Big it up me soufwes'ern Brits, say YARRRRR!
Mayhem : Mayhem in da house, she is bigger than you,
Don't insult her MADNESS or she'll show it too!
Kitena : Hey rap guy, let me ask you one thing, dick,
If your name is 2ILL, why do you insult the sick?
Catriona : I'm so flugel horny, I'm the resident slut,
But with all mah 'birds behind me I'd still kick your butt.
Jason : I may be unfAthOmable as blood unseen,
But what'd my bro do to you, fucking drama queen?
Emma : In case you can't count, I'm Madbird number seven,
Get ready for Hell because you'll never see Heaven.
Fate : So many metal genres, but of your pathetic sap,
There is only one type and it's called C-Rap!
Stacy : Don't care who this cunt is or what I have to send her,
Shut her up and get me Plastic Statue Of Bender!
Miyuki : Poor lonely sod you must be, 2ILL,
I've got my Masons' Lodge, you've got your fags and pills!
Machete : I have absolutely nothing to say
But kill this pop nutjob, metal's here to stay!
Alex : So that's the full set of us, 'birds one to twelve,
An inconsistent joke for a Big Gay Elf.
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#16 Posted : 19 March 2010 11:46:53(UTC)
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#17 Posted : 19 March 2010 11:48:08(UTC)
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OOC: I lol'd


OOC:I did too
The Nimrods (Progressive Death Metal,Progressive Metal,Progressive Rock.Think Opeth/Dream Theater/Tool/Pink Floyd)
Jimmy Him- Lead Guitar,Vocals,Primary Songwriter
Davey Matlock- Bass,Guitars,Vocals,Primary Songwriter
Kit Saunders- Drums,additional percussion
Jaska Latvala- Rhythm Guitar,Vocals,Primary Songwriter
Jack Burton- Keyboards,Keytar

Satyr in the Frost(Melodic Black Metal,think Satyricon/Mayhem/Early Dimmu Borgir/Immortal)
Sigmund-Vocals and Rhythm guitar
Celt-Drums
Saxon-Lead Guitar
Sauron-Keyboard
Gris-Bass
Rincewind wrote:
The Nimrods wrote:
I knew you'd be back! *cries*


now now, *hugs and steals wallet*

xNightsidex wrote:
Oops I stumbled over and hit the "extend ban" button.

UserPostedImage

Gildermershina wrote:
The Nimrods wrote:
xNightsidex wrote:
Sooo...

What's everyone else do in the real world?


Sell pot and jerk off

JK, or am i?


At the same time?


Rincewind wrote:
Synxhard wrote:
I don't believe in jeans...


well your shit out of luck because they believe in you.....

Offline troy211619  
#18 Posted : 19 March 2010 11:54:49(UTC)
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bikz wrote:
Kate : So - it's such a shame for you that I'm not on the blob,
If I was you'd get my tampon right down your gob.
Nick : Lovely lil' scutlerrr though 'er takes it too farrr,
Big it up me soufwes'ern Brits, say YARRRRR!
Mayhem : Mayhem in da house, she is bigger than you,
Don't insult her MADNESS or she'll show it too!
Kitena : Hey rap guy, let me ask you one thing, dick,
If your name is 2ILL, why do you insult the sick?
Catriona : I'm so flugel horny, I'm the resident slut,
But with all mah 'birds behind me I'd still kick your butt.
Jason : I may be unfAthOmable as blood unseen,
But what'd my bro do to you, fucking drama queen?
Emma : In case you can't count, I'm Madbird number seven,
Get ready for Hell because you'll never see Heaven.
Fate : So many metal genres, but of your pathetic sap,
There is only one type and it's called C-Rap!
Stacy : Don't care who this cunt is or what I have to send her,
Shut her up and get me Plastic Statue Of Bender!
Miyuki : Poor lonely sod you must be, 2ILL,
I've got my Masons' Lodge, you've got your fags and pills!
Machete : I have absolutely nothing to say
But kill this pop nutjob, metal's here to stay!
Alex : So that's the full set of us, 'birds one to twelve,
An inconsistent joke for a Big Gay Elf.

OOC:hahahahahahahahahahahaha! now that's the shit!great rap!
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#19 Posted : 19 March 2010 12:18:35(UTC)
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OOC : It was meant to be funny. ;) BTW, "Big Gay Elf" is not meant to be homophobic. It's an old skool TRSG in-joke, originally between Bikz'n'Birdie (the joke was to do with editing posts and RP Extravaganza challenges), later it stretched to "Rock And Roll Maker" and was a Mouj'n'Morbo thing. For obvious reasons, it hasn't turned up here.

Edited by user 19 March 2010 12:20:01(UTC)  | Reason: Not specified

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Offline Cooper  
#20 Posted : 19 March 2010 16:47:17(UTC)
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Joined: 09/03/2010(UTC)
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Location: chicago

Brandon: you know i never understoon why Rappers are so dead-set on 'spittin truth' whatever happened to writing a song about falling in love with a girl, or enjoying a sunny day? why does it always have to revolve around 'being held down' or others being lame?

Tom: I'll tell ya whats lame, HAVING to take digs at others for attention.

Don: Umm, yeah Tom but arent you giving him attention by commenting?

Tom: whoa yeah! thats bad ass!

Aaron: (yawn)
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Aaron Cooper. guitar, vocals
Brandon Fisher. guitar, backing vocals
Tom Popps. Bass guitar
Don Cafe. Drums
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