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Rincewind wrote:i love rum and coke....
that is all. Sailor Jerry's <3 |
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Rincewind wrote:i love rum and coke....
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Synxhard wrote:Well, in a vain attempt to combat the sudden homosexuality of this thread, I hooked up with this chick last night, smoking hot blond, much like the relationship in that movie "She's Out Of Your League" that's coming out soon. Woke up in a room of naked people, somewhere in downtown Seattle, and walked back in poring rain in nothing but basketball shorts. She would fall under the category cold, dark, seductive beast. 1. Sudden!? 2. So, your night was like Lewis', but less gay. :P |
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I don't think I'll top my night out for a good while, rofl. My friend Milly had a threesome with two girls the other night, so this is kinda funny that happened too, and now we're endeavouring to one-up ourselves in a game of destroying our dignity :3 oh yeah. |
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tension101 wrote:Paradox wrote:I hate family reunions, especially when you've got your cousin's 17-year-old bisexual boyfriend hitting on you and your other half. Yesterday went pretty much like this. My iguana escaped. When I quote these two posts together, it somehow makes for an amusing sig... |
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xNightsidex wrote:I don't think I'll top my night out for a good while, rofl. My friend Milly had a threesome with two girls the other night, so this is kinda funny that happened too, and now we're endeavouring to one-up ourselves in a game of destroying our dignity :3 oh yeah. You need to do as follows. 1.Get twisted (really drunk and really stoned) 2.Have a three some with some guys (duh) 3.Blow every willing guy at the party 4.Fight someone 5.Accidentally have sex with a girl who's a butch lesbian and looks like a guy. Then you really can't top that without killing someone or something |
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What's everyone else do in the real world? Sell pot and jerk off JK, or am i? At the same time? Rincewind wrote:Synxhard wrote:I don't believe in jeans... well your shit out of luck because they believe in you..... |
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So, I came home. Played with dogs. Alfie especially. He's now sleeping in my doorway so I can't close my door.
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Read a pretty decent short and sweet teen book called "The Way" it's about this Abenaki Native American kid who comes from a broken family and gets picked on at school by a messed up kid who gets beaten by his father to the point that he has to wear a sling near the end of the book.He notices a kid who acts strange and is picked on who's always writing in a book.Meanwhile the main character's uncle (a mixed-martial artist) moves in for a bit and begins to teach him basic blocks and gets him to exercise and things like that, basically how to stand up for himself.The character gets a new sense of confidence and isn't made fun of anymore.However one day he realizes the kid with the book disappears and realizes he must've gone to a nearby closet, he doesn't see the kid but he hears him an the bully discussing something involving the kid's backpack.He opens it and finds some grenades and guns and basically gets the cops to stop them.Anyway now I have to write a book report |
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The Nimrods wrote:xNightsidex wrote:I don't think I'll top my night out for a good while, rofl. My friend Milly had a threesome with two girls the other night, so this is kinda funny that happened too, and now we're endeavouring to one-up ourselves in a game of destroying our dignity :3 oh yeah. You need to do as follows. 1.Get twisted (really drunk and really stoned) 2.Have a three some with some guys (duh) 3.Blow every willing guy at the party 4.Fight someone 5.Accidentally have sex with a girl who's a butch lesbian and looks like a guy. Then you really can't top that without killing someone or something I've done 1, 2, 3 and 4 before, some on more than one occasion, but not 5, and nor do I want to. Seeing my best friend give head to three seperate guys, two of which I was in that threesome with, was pretty horrific too ahahah. |
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I got stoned and upset my ex girlfriend. My weekend. Still pretty cool though.  |
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About the only even slightly "badass" time I've had this year was four days ago, my mate Shaun's birthday party. And that was 1. the worst two days I've had since getting pneumonia and 2. barely even exciting compared to what Lewis talks about doing every other night. Hoping that the FOP in a week will be something worth talking about, though I doubt it'll bring on pornish videos. (Unlike the Toronto FAWMily party, where four men and a woman stood there, 3/5 of them half-naked - I think the rule was "FAWM shirt or no shirt" - singing, "I like the way you put your penis in me, penis penis, ooh penis penis" and fucknose what else they got up to.) |
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old.gregg wrote:Ain't a party til someone dies. Ahh, New Years memories. Yeah this is sigged. |
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old.gregg wrote:Rincewind wrote:i love rum and coke....
that is all. You gay? appararntly so based on your judgement that drinking coke is gay.... must make most of the world homo's.... |
I hate it when people see me at the supermarket and they are like:
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My week...
Monday
Really boring, got kicked out of school for being sick and putting my head down.
Then came home, and talked to a girl I liked a lot at the time. I slept all the way until twelve the next day.
Tuesday
Woke up around noon. Texted the girl I was talking to all day before, and scored a date with her the following Saturday (which I didn't go, see Friday&Saturday why). Then I smoked my remaining cigarettes (only had two). And slept the rest of the day.
Wednesday
Bad day. Don't even wanna' get into it.
Thursday
Got new cigarettes, and a black and mild. Couldn't wait 'til Friday.
Friday
Went to school. Came home. My friend came over. We got stoned. Real stoned. I smoked more when he left. And the girl that I had a date with the next day said she might not be able to go.
Saturday
Woke up excited. Texted her and asked if she was going to be able to go. She said no. So I was like okay, and then we just stopped talking for some reason. I got stoned again. Then I smoked again three hours later. Then I smoked like forty minutes later. Then I got a little drunk. Then around midnight, my ex called me. Me and her got back together.
Sunday
It was okay. A little boring, but it was okay. I stayed at my nana's all day (WHICH TOTALLY SUCKED!), I finally come home around seven and played SA-MP for a few hours. And now, I'm writing this so everyone can read what all happened this week. |
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Spent the day hanging out with Tom and Brad from The Accused. Don't expect many to know them, but Forkboy or Gildy might. Such cool guys, real down to Earth. The three of us went out and got this cool tribal-ish pentagram thing tattooed below our right knees. Pretty cool day, talked to some chicks, and some Asian lady working the register at a grocery store gave me about $70 worth of food and a ton of Marlboros (The best cigarette known to man) for free.
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Synxhard wrote:Spent the day hanging out with Tom and Brad from The Accused. Don't expect many to know them, but Forkboy or Gildy might. Such cool guys, real down to Earth. The three of us went out and got this cool tribal-ish pentagram thing tattooed below our right knees. Pretty cool day, talked to some chicks, and some Asian lady working the register at a grocery store gave me about $70 worth of food and a ton of Marlboros (The best cigarette known to man) for free. You lucky fucker! I been smoking Wildhorse Menthols for the past two days! |
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Right now I should be playing basketball, but I hit my nose extremely hard and had to go home to have immediate medical attention..
I was feeling fine but after that incident I felt a bit dizzy, so I had to stay home.. |
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went out last night till four in the morning.. then talked to some dudes and then went to work this moning at half six... bit tired but good stuff..... same again tonight.. then tomorrow eavening going on a semi pub crawl... then another big night on wednesday... then thursday five a side football against another ski resort, followed by rounder (bit gay) and a shit load of jagermiester and beer.....
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Had an amazing week! No sleep though. Oh well. Working on my music so I'M SUPER DUPER HAPPY!!! :) :) :)
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