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Offline Rincewind  
#1 Posted : 23 March 2010 07:35:14(UTC)
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God i feel old...
I hate it when people see me at the supermarket and they are like:
Hey, what are you doing here?
and im just like:
Oh you know, hunting elephants
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User is suspended until 16/05/4760 03:38:29(UTC) stephaniewazhere  
#2 Posted : 23 March 2010 07:39:53(UTC)
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As much i loath you congratulations. I'm an uncle as well but i don't feel a tad old.
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Offline The Nimrods  
#3 Posted : 23 March 2010 07:44:34(UTC)
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Congrats, I'm an uncle of two. Well I think it counts I have two stepbrothers who have kids.Actually I think one of them has two girls.They're Puerto Rican
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The Nimrods wrote:
I knew you'd be back! *cries*


now now, *hugs and steals wallet*

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Gildermershina wrote:
The Nimrods wrote:
xNightsidex wrote:
Sooo...

What's everyone else do in the real world?


Sell pot and jerk off

JK, or am i?


At the same time?


Rincewind wrote:
Synxhard wrote:
I don't believe in jeans...


well your shit out of luck because they believe in you.....
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Offline Synxhard  
#4 Posted : 23 March 2010 07:49:51(UTC)
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I'm a father.
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User is suspended until 16/05/4760 03:38:29(UTC) stephaniewazhere  
#5 Posted : 23 March 2010 07:50:18(UTC)
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Synxhard wrote:
I'm a father.


0_o
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Offline bikz  
#6 Posted : 23 March 2010 07:50:19(UTC)
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Elliot and Troy are both uncles, and they're still teens, so no reason to feel old.

Congratulations to the lucky sibling! (:
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User is suspended until 16/05/4760 03:38:29(UTC) stephaniewazhere  
#7 Posted : 23 March 2010 07:52:24(UTC)
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bikz wrote:
Elliot and Troy are both uncles, and they're still teens, so no reason to feel old.

Congratulations to the lucky sibling! (:



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Offline The Nimrods  
#8 Posted : 23 March 2010 07:55:02(UTC)
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Synxhard wrote:
I'm a father.


WHAAAAAAAAAT
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Davey Matlock- Bass,Guitars,Vocals,Primary Songwriter
Kit Saunders- Drums,additional percussion
Jaska Latvala- Rhythm Guitar,Vocals,Primary Songwriter
Jack Burton- Keyboards,Keytar

Satyr in the Frost(Melodic Black Metal,think Satyricon/Mayhem/Early Dimmu Borgir/Immortal)
Sigmund-Vocals and Rhythm guitar
Celt-Drums
Saxon-Lead Guitar
Sauron-Keyboard
Gris-Bass
Rincewind wrote:
The Nimrods wrote:
I knew you'd be back! *cries*


now now, *hugs and steals wallet*

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Oops I stumbled over and hit the "extend ban" button.

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Gildermershina wrote:
The Nimrods wrote:
xNightsidex wrote:
Sooo...

What's everyone else do in the real world?


Sell pot and jerk off

JK, or am i?


At the same time?


Rincewind wrote:
Synxhard wrote:
I don't believe in jeans...


well your shit out of luck because they believe in you.....
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Offline Mt. Epic  
#9 Posted : 23 March 2010 07:58:13(UTC)
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I'm 14 and I've been an uncle since I was 10. Cheer up. Don't be down. You ain't old.
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Offline forkboy  
#10 Posted : 23 March 2010 08:18:20(UTC)
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Rincewind wrote:
God i feel old...

Imagine how your sibling feels then! Hah.

Congrats though. Is it a boy or a girl?
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Offline Gildermershina  
#11 Posted : 23 March 2010 09:36:48(UTC)
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And lo your avuncular duties commence. Good luck.
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Offline TheCDs  
#12 Posted : 23 March 2010 09:54:26(UTC)
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Now the most important decision of uncling: the type of uncle you will be. There are several options, and you can mix and match, but a few of the more popular uncles are:

1. The Weird/Nerdy Uncle: You still play tabletop games and pen & paper RPGs and make sure to try to bring this up fairly often. You have huge, thick glasses. You still have an unhealthy obsession with things like Sci-fi novels/comics/fantasy novels/etc. Always wears a fanny pack and a t-shirt with some Star Wars/Star Trek/comic/etc. reference on it. Generally you embarrass your niece/nephew at every opportunity.

2. The Cool Uncle: You are the person the niece/nephew comes to to deal with problems. They look to you when they need to score some beer or when they need someone to act on their behalf when they screw up. You try to talk their parents out of severely punishing them when they screw up. Although you think you are cool, they are still in fact embarrassed by you, and won't spend time with you beyond scoring beer or saving them from their parents.

3. The Pick-Up Uncle: A lot of women are into men with a caring, compassionate, fatherly quality and a lot also seem to love babies. You know this and use it to your full advantage. You use your infant niece or nephew as a free conversation starter, making sure to casually mention that he/she is only your nephew/niece and you don't have kids. You do your best to come off as compassionate and ready to party. After the child has grown up a bit they become less useful in this role and thus the amount of times you take them to the mall or babysit them steadily decreases.
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Offline Synxhard  
#13 Posted : 23 March 2010 10:36:41(UTC)
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I'm a father.


WHAAAAAAAAAT


Long story short, 2008 wasn't a good year for me, got drugged, woke up to find some chick had done me without protection, and 9 months later out pops Sam. Anyways, I have custody, but he stays at my parents house a lot. Either way, congrats Rince.
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Offline asdf  
#14 Posted : 23 March 2010 11:18:19(UTC)
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Beat you all, been an uncle since I was 5.
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Offline troy211619  
#15 Posted : 23 March 2010 15:12:11(UTC)
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We have the same situation Cody, uncle since I was 5 years, 3 months, and 20 days old..
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Offline Captain Insano  
#16 Posted : 23 March 2010 17:45:34(UTC)
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Congratulations Uncle Rince.

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Offline Rincewind  
#17 Posted : 23 March 2010 18:49:45(UTC)
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Synxhard wrote:
The Nimrods wrote:
Synxhard wrote:
I'm a father.


WHAAAAAAAAAT


Long story short, 2008 wasn't a good year for me, got drugged, woke up to find some chick had done me without protection, and 9 months later out pops Sam. Anyways, I have custody, but he stays at my parents house a lot. Either way, congrats Rince.



.................you were raped?

ouch... im going to be the distant uncle who is always away in different countries and doesn't speak to them untill they are old enough to drink.

i think its a bit different when your younger as its a cool thing.... and being only 5 years older than your nice/ nephew must be wierd... Aged 25 it kind of hits home that life is infact moving quickly...ish.

and i don't know if its a boy or girl yet.... just got a text last night from parents saying sister was in the last stages of labour... not heard anything else since.
I hate it when people see me at the supermarket and they are like:
Hey, what are you doing here?
and im just like:
Oh you know, hunting elephants
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Offline --Raven--  
#18 Posted : 24 March 2010 05:27:39(UTC)
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My most sincere congratulations sir. 25 isn't that old either, so don't feel so bad :P
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Offline xNightsidex  
#19 Posted : 24 March 2010 05:39:55(UTC)
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congrats rince :D!
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