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tension101 wrote:Does Bikki know something about me that I don't? I know everything about you. ;) |
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bikz wrote:tension101 wrote:Does Bikki know something about me that I don't? I know everything about you. ;) O.O Who am I on the phone with right at this moment? |
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bikz wrote:Elliot is currently very drunk and admitted to me that he had sexual relations with Jesus Christ. Sigged for sure.
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bikz wrote:Elliot is currently very drunk and admitted to me that he had sexual relations with Jesus Christ. Masturbating and then going 'OH JESUS!' at the vinegar stroke doesnt count.. |
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Captain Insano wrote:bikz wrote:Elliot is currently very drunk and admitted to me that he had sexual relations with Jesus Christ. Masturbating and then going 'OH JESUS!' at the vinegar stroke doesnt count.. Sigged. |
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Well, today was odd. Got stoned, and Jack decided to offered to headfuck me, I said yeah, basically what they do is effectively choke you to stop the blood circulation i assume, and you take it back and keep your mouth closed. But then once you let go its meant to give you tingles. I however, blacked out, almost fell off the tree, and when I was back everything was vibrating in time with my heart beat and everything went in slow motion. Probably the scariest thing that's ever happened to me. It felt fucking brilliant though. |
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Fuck, I should just stop drinking :| |
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old.gregg wrote:Fuck, I should just stop drinking :| No! As if our conversations would take such interesting turns in sobriety .... from who is and who isn't a rent boy on TRSG, who we'd do (Oberst, Gaskarth, Franceschi .... and apparently Christ), who's got the biggest dick in the world, what to do when you have Oli Sykes and a sledgehammer at your disposal, and last and best of all, you mixing up the words "door" and "dong". (At the time, it was the funniest thing ever. I'm still laughing.) Edited by user 28 March 2010 05:33:33(UTC)
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bikz wrote:Someone please hug me. I would but ya know im several thousand miles away |
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Sentiment accepted. Thanks.
Officially de-modded. Warning : do not fuck with Mouschi, save the "fucking with" for bikz. |
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Getting drunk and blazed with certain people (Travis, Nic, Thomas, Zach, Brandon) is really fun. Edited by user 29 March 2010 05:45:51(UTC)
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Bik love <3
And I've had a rather anti-climatic and hungover day. Researching ways to strip the pink out of my hair now that I'm boreddd with it. |
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xNightsidex wrote:Bik love <3
And I've had a rather anti-climatic and hungover day. Researching ways to strip the pink out of my hair now that I'm boreddd with it. Thanks <3 bored already? As for the hug needs and Mouschiosity. I've been verging on the edge of a health breakdown for a while, having a lot of falls and headaches including a migraine, but today was the final straw that pushed me off the bridge. The Big Gay Elves have won the fight .... no more Bikz'n'Birdie. :( |
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xNightsidex wrote:Researching ways to strip the pink out of my hair now that I'm boreddd with it. I know how you feel, when I had the red in my hair, I loved it for about... 2 weeks, and then I got bored of it. Same with the all-black, I'm glad with all-dark brown now. Just found out that I will NOT in fact be going out tonight, as Nic and Brandon are way too hung-over to do anything today, so I got all dressy for no reason. On the plus side, it gives me more time to sleep. Edited by user 29 March 2010 08:22:50(UTC)
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I'm also in a porn video for about 10 seconds, which is on pornhub as of last night. Fuck me, I'm famous. |
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xNightsidex wrote:I'm also in a porn video for about 10 seconds, which is on pornhub as of last night. Fuck me, I'm famous. That's so awesome. |
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xNightsidex wrote:I'm also in a porn video for about 10 seconds, which is on pornhub as of last night. Fuck me, I'm famous. O.o Half of me wants to look for it, but half of me also doesn't... |
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the best bit, is it's straight porno. rofl. thankfully i just have a very minor role in it. the guy it "stars" probably wants to jump off a bridge now it's been put up :3 if people REALLY want to find it and scar themselves, it's titled "The troll got hungry" or something. i hold NO responsibility if you go looking for it and are scarred. Edited by user 29 March 2010 09:00:55(UTC)
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So, I went for a walk about two hours ago, to try and get my daily 10,000 steps (about 6.3km), which I did, but of course, it started raining and I got totally soaked. Then I stepped in a puddle because it was really dark. Still, it was pretty awesome. If only walking places for no reason was a job. That I could do. Edited by user 29 March 2010 09:35:35(UTC)
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