I've been living in the Madbirds Mission Lodge for quite a while. I had nowhere to go, I was living on the streets, but Madbirds took me in. As you know, I'd clashed with Fate, she still calls me "Cathy", but it's more for old times' sake! Emma, of course, it was amazing to see her again. Kamikaze Kate, the leader, wears a halo.
After a while of living in their homeless accommodations with Dan and Lily, I've moved up in the world. I'm a musician, so I should be a Madbird!
I'd like to say hi to Vic of Gillians if he's out there ;) he'd definitely remember me!

GO BRIGS! She's fucking brill, and something else. In case you've forgotten her, two words - "zombie sperm".

Stephanie Fierce: Brigid Kildare please go solo babe, I really like you.

"Fuck Me, I'm Legal" is the long-awaited follow-up to "In Which Madbirds' Lives Are Over .... And That's Just The Beginning". It's going to include a set of 13 tracks - one led by each Madbird, at our choice whether we go solo or who we work with. The final three tracks - which will be Machete's solo track, the Kamikaze Meerkat (Kate & Alex) track, and my solo track - will only be on the special edition.
Where do I come into this on the main CD? I'll definitely be working with Emma, Kate and Catriona on Cat's track, which will be about the mixed instruments, centring on flugelhorns. She wants my vocals and Kate's on that, and how we'll fit together I don't know, Kate's voice is much harsher than mine, but we'll have a go!
Aside from that, surprisingly, Fate was the first to say she'd like to work with me on a track, as well as Emma. "A return to rubbing each other up the wrong way in Big Member would be amazing," said Fate. "It's a shame that Sexy Star isn't a Madbird!"


The three of us met on the reality TV show "Big Member". Emma had just released her seventh solo album, Fate had just joined Madbirds and I had just released my debut solo single, which was Christian pop, it didn't do too well, not a popular genre. It was wonderful to meet Emma, she's like the queen of pop, like the new Kate Bush or Madonna; but Fate and I did not get on at all. She was being mean to me, so I threw a cup of tea over her head, it messed up her hair dye, and it was downhill from there. Big Member is one of my greatest memories .... I lost my virginity under the covers on that show, ha ha! ;)