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"-Is your dad an astronaut?
-No, why?
-Because your ass is from outer-space."
"Somebody farted here, let's go for a walk?" |
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"Jij hebt een opening. Ik heb zin. Dat is mijn openingszin."
Or: "You have an opening, and I'm in the mood. That's my pick up line."
It doesn't work in English, sadly. |
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I use : Trust me I'm a Doctor. I at least get to get them naked before the trouble starts :-) |
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Here's another one that tends to not work:
"I'm sexually starved. Feed me." |
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Gildermershina wrote:The best pickup line ever is:
"This must be another castle, because you're a princess..."
Maybe someday I'll meet someone who will get that line. Super Mario reference? |
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What's everyone else do in the real world? Sell pot and jerk off JK, or am i? At the same time? Rincewind wrote:Synxhard wrote:I don't believe in jeans... well your shit out of luck because they believe in you..... |
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The Nimrods wrote:Gildermershina wrote:The best pickup line ever is:
"This must be another castle, because you're a princess..."
Maybe someday I'll meet someone who will get that line. Super Mario reference?  |
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The Nimrods (Progressive Death Metal,Progressive Metal,Progressive Rock.Think Opeth/Dream Theater/Tool/Pink Floyd) Jimmy Him- Lead Guitar,Vocals,Primary Songwriter Davey Matlock- Bass,Guitars,Vocals,Primary Songwriter Kit Saunders- Drums,additional percussion Jaska Latvala- Rhythm Guitar,Vocals,Primary Songwriter Jack Burton- Keyboards,Keytar Satyr in the Frost(Melodic Black Metal,think Satyricon/Mayhem/Early Dimmu Borgir/Immortal) Sigmund-Vocals and Rhythm guitar Celt-Drums Saxon-Lead Guitar Sauron-Keyboard Gris-Bass Rincewind wrote:The Nimrods wrote:I knew you'd be back! *cries* now now, *hugs and steals wallet* xNightsidex wrote:Oops I stumbled over and hit the "extend ban" button. Gildermershina wrote:The Nimrods wrote:xNightsidex wrote:Sooo...
What's everyone else do in the real world? Sell pot and jerk off JK, or am i? At the same time? Rincewind wrote:Synxhard wrote:I don't believe in jeans... well your shit out of luck because they believe in you..... |
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Funny and might get some girls but is meant to be a joke one: Hey girl, let's do some math, let's add a bed, subtract the clothes, divide up the legs, and let's muliply!
another one: Did you just fart? cuz u blew me away!
Can I buy you a drink or do you just want the money?
Don't Be So Picky....I Wasn't!
Wanna Play Train? I'll be the engineer and i'll make you go choo-choo.
I wish i were sine squared and you were cosined square, so that way we'd be one.
DO you have a mirror in your pocket? Cuz I can see me in your pants. |
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The only thing that will get you is a stilleto in the face...or beer bottle, that's empty and has had the neck smashed off it. |
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Captain Insano wrote:The only thing that will get you is a stilleto in the face...or beer bottle, that's empty and has had the neck smashed off it. QFT, really. |
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"Was there an earthquake? Or did you just.. Rock My World!" |
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"Either there's a banana in my pocket, or I have an erection." |
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Gildermershina wrote:"Either there's a banana in my pocket, or I have an erection." Follow-up : pull banana out of pocket. |
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bikz wrote:Gildermershina wrote:"Either there's a banana in my pocket, or I have an erection." Follow-up : pull banana out of pocket. Stop getting me excited. Jk
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