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Jason: Seems a nice chap... meh, can't wait! |
Awards (stroking myself and thinking I'm superior): @Chaos awards:Best Band - Mind Best Album - Shattered Fairytale by Mind Technical Ecstasy - Jason Smith (x3) Best Solo Male - Jason Smith Birdies:Best Producer - Jason Smith |
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genocidal king wrote:Alex P : friends? Who fucking needs friends? I'm not even gonna tell my fucking cunt bitch that I'm going into some shithole of a lodge for however long it is. She can just see me when I'm on tv, hopefully burying my fucking bone!
And I also don't need any of the cunts in the lodge! They'd do well to leave me by my fucking self! Kate : I like the sound of this 'bucket, even though he's disrespecting my fucking home. You're my fourth choice for the win, after Bri, Roxy and Brittany .... 'Road To Joy' is the girliest reality TV show ever, so a girl should win. |
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genocidal king wrote:bikz wrote:Right. A few days to say goodbye to your friends .... Saturday May 1st, you enter the Lodge! -Kamikaze Kate. PS. If you as much as scratch my decor, you DIE, and Nick can fight better than you. It's true. She's a better ninja than Raven Nightshade was, so don't even try it!
OOC : Reminder. Your characters will be in the Lodge between 1/5 and when they get thrown out (or win). This means, as the rules of reality TV shows go, you must only post in the designated Road To Joy threads as these characters during that time. They will also not know what is happening outside. If you have a problem with this, back out now. Alex P : friends? Who fucking needs friends? I'm not even gonna tell my fucking cunt bitch that I'm going into some shithole of a lodge for however long it is. She can just see me when I'm on tv, hopefully burying my fucking bone! And I also don't need any of the cunts in the lodge! They'd do well to leave me by my fucking self! Love you? -Jimmy Black Gold Reign
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Alex P: @Jason : listen here you hairy fuckin fruitcake, I happen to know you are friends with fucking runt and runter from BoW, so let me just say this, stay the hell away from me cos you are target número fuckin uno in that lodge son!
@Kate: disrespect your home? Well here's a fucking promise for you sweetcheeks...I'm gonna piss on your fuckin wallpaper the second I get in there. And as for girlpower...let me tell you a little bit about them...Brittany is fuckin queen bee of the carpet munchers...roxy, well that ho has more fuckin armpit hair than most fuckin dudes...and as for Briana, I've been there, and it's like throwing sausages down a fuckin tunnel...and I am talking big sausage as well!
@jimmy: are you fucking coming on to me? Fuck off! |
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genocidal king wrote:roxy, well that ho has more fuckin armpit hair than most fuckin dudes. Matt: Oi, back off.
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Alex P: Matt, it's fucking true bro, live with it. That bitch wanted me to chew her armpit hair, and I had to tell her I'm not into her hirsute bullshit, plus the hair smelled like raw onions and beef! |
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genocidal king wrote:Alex P: @Jason : listen here you hairy fuckin fruitcake, I happen to know you are friends with fucking runt and runter from BoW, so let me just say this, stay the hell away from me cos you are target número fuckin uno in that lodge son!
@Kate: disrespect your home? Well here's a fucking promise for you sweetcheeks...I'm gonna piss on your fuckin wallpaper the second I get in there. And as for girlpower...let me tell you a little bit about them...Brittany is fuckin queen bee of the carpet munchers...roxy, well that ho has more fuckin armpit hair than most fuckin dudes...and as for Briana, I've been there, and it's like throwing sausages down a fuckin tunnel...and I am talking big sausage as well!
@jimmy: are you fucking coming on to me? Fuck off! This heroin makes you look like a chick..... -Jimmy Black Gold Reign
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Matt: The funny thing is that you're really not funny
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Taylr wrote:Matt: The funny thing is that you're really not funny alex p: who's being funny? I'm just telling you the truth son! Your ho wanted some but she smelled rank and I told her to fuck off! And jimmy, maybe you should take your junkie ass over to Matts cos that jilted ass may give you some... |
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" Good luck to all people that are in the show! I will be watching, me and Shaun both." - Moquel |
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genocidal king wrote:@Kate: disrespect your home? Well here's a fucking promise for you sweetcheeks...I'm gonna piss on your fuckin wallpaper the second I get in there. And as for girlpower...let me tell you a little bit about them...Brittany is fuckin queen bee of the carpet munchers...roxy, well that ho has more fuckin armpit hair than most fuckin dudes...and as for Briana, I've been there, and it's like throwing sausages down a fuckin tunnel...and I am talking big sausage as well! Let me tell you that 11/13 Madbirds were girls, the show is all about girl power and is aimed towards women. BriGID (not BriANA, at least get her name right!) would not fuck any man other than Joshy, that's a fact. Dunno 'bout Brittany or Roxy, leave that to them to sort out. Harden the fuck up and realise I'm shitloads better than you. -Kate. |
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David: Wish me good luck on the show. Steven: Good luck. Robert: Yeah. You better win this stupid womens' show , David. David: I'll try. And it is not a womens' show.
I can't wait to win this show. The other contestants don't stand a chance. At least, most of them don't - David Hendrix |
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bikz wrote:genocidal king wrote:@Kate: disrespect your home? Well here's a fucking promise for you sweetcheeks...I'm gonna piss on your fuckin wallpaper the second I get in there. And as for girlpower...let me tell you a little bit about them...Brittany is fuckin queen bee of the carpet munchers...roxy, well that ho has more fuckin armpit hair than most fuckin dudes...and as for Briana, I've been there, and it's like throwing sausages down a fuckin tunnel...and I am talking big sausage as well! Let me tell you that 11/13 Madbirds were girls, the show is all about girl power and is aimed towards women. BriGID (not BriANA, at least get her name right!) would not fuck any man other than Joshy, that's a fact. Dunno 'bout Brittany or Roxy, leave that to them to sort out. Harden the fuck up and realise I'm shitloads better than you. -Kate. alex p: well doesn't that just show you how much I don't give a fuck about who's going in there? I thought you were talking that slut Briana Risk, not some bint I've never even heard of! You're quite right I've never been there, but believe this, she will be beggin for some Alex P by Sunday night! |
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maximys wrote:David: Wish me good luck on the show. Steven: Good luck. Robert: Yeah. You better win this stupid womens' show , David. David: I'll try. And it is not a womens' show.
I can't wait to win this show. The other contestants don't stand a chance. At least, most of them don't - David Hendrix Damn right, I'm goin cold turkey for this shit, and you don't wanna see me post-junk sick and sober. -Jimmy Black Gold Reign
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Synxhard wrote:maximys wrote:David: Wish me good luck on the show. Steven: Good luck. Robert: Yeah. You better win this stupid womens' show , David. David: I'll try. And it is not a womens' show.
I can't wait to win this show. The other contestants don't stand a chance. At least, most of them don't - David Hendrix Damn right, I'm goin cold turkey for this shit, and you don't wanna see me post-junk sick and sober. -Jimmy Black Gold Reign Alex P: aw fuck! You're not going in there as well are you, cockbreath? I'll need to keep my ass to the wall when you're around then, fuckin bender |
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genocidal king wrote:Synxhard wrote:maximys wrote:David: Wish me good luck on the show. Steven: Good luck. Robert: Yeah. You better win this stupid womens' show , David. David: I'll try. And it is not a womens' show.
I can't wait to win this show. The other contestants don't stand a chance. At least, most of them don't - David Hendrix Damn right, I'm goin cold turkey for this shit, and you don't wanna see me post-junk sick and sober. -Jimmy Black Gold Reign Alex P: aw fuck! You're not going in there as well are you, cockbreath? I'll need to keep my ass to the wall when you're around then, fuckin bender See the then, sweetie! -Jimmy Black Gold Reign
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Alex P: hey! Fuckin less of that...you...fuckin cunt!
You know what? When you're going cold turkey I'm gonna revel in spending my days fluctuating the thermostat and just generally fucking with your head! You'll be so shit scared you won't know what's real and what's a hallucination...maybe even slap your face with frozen poultry,,,taste some real fuckin cold turkey you horrible cunt! |
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We talkin about Jennie-O? Cause if so go right ahead.
-Jimmy Black Gold Reign
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Alex P seems like a nice chap! -JC Anderson(Reckoner/Guitarist) |
zicon wrote:So what is Role Play all about, Imagination? Aj wrote:I don't dislike pop, I dislike bad music.
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"Feels sorta like I am going to rehab, but I don't what my addiction is. Maybe I can make this be, my six-week rehab center for being an asshole. But it feels more like drug rehab, 'cause like I'm pretty sure more than half of the people there will be D-list junkies."
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