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Offline genocidal king  
#4041 Posted : 02 May 2010 09:06:49(UTC)
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Rincewind wrote:
don't worry, the chicken was a vegetarian!



Yeah, it's Corn-fed chicken only around here...
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#4042 Posted : 02 May 2010 11:26:04(UTC)
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Rincewind wrote:
don't worry, the chicken was a vegetarian!


I thought chicken's were vegetarian, yet I found out that mine (I have six of them plus two ducks) were cannibals. I spilt some chicken peices from a sandwich and before I knew it they were devouring the flesh of their comrades.

Edited by user 02 May 2010 11:26:58(UTC)  | Reason: Not specified

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Offline xNightsidex  
#4043 Posted : 02 May 2010 11:39:34(UTC)
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I've wandered in semi-drunk from a good local pub visit for my friend's 18th for fun timess.

It pissed it down and my hair bled a little. :) byee grey shirt.
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#4044 Posted : 02 May 2010 13:33:32(UTC)
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Captain Insano wrote:
Rincewind wrote:
don't worry, the chicken was a vegetarian!


I thought chicken's were vegetarian, yet I found out that mine (I have six of them plus two ducks) were cannibals. I spilt some chicken peices from a sandwich and before I knew it they were devouring the flesh of their comrades.


One time I spent a whole day with my friends, high as hell, feeding chickens McDonalds chicken nuggets and laughing our asses off. Good times....

On a side note, I gotta "chaperone" (that how you spell it?) my little brother to a Whitechapel/Job For A Cowboy show. Kill me?

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Offline The Nimrods  
#4045 Posted : 02 May 2010 13:38:52(UTC)
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Synxhard wrote:
Captain Insano wrote:
Rincewind wrote:
don't worry, the chicken was a vegetarian!


I thought chicken's were vegetarian, yet I found out that mine (I have six of them plus two ducks) were cannibals. I spilt some chicken peices from a sandwich and before I knew it they were devouring the flesh of their comrades.


One time I spent a whole day with my friends, high as hell, feeding chickens McDonalds chicken nuggets and laughing our asses off. Good times....


You're a monster, go to my home country and get AIDS
The Nimrods (Progressive Death Metal,Progressive Metal,Progressive Rock.Think Opeth/Dream Theater/Tool/Pink Floyd)
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Davey Matlock- Bass,Guitars,Vocals,Primary Songwriter
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Jack Burton- Keyboards,Keytar

Satyr in the Frost(Melodic Black Metal,think Satyricon/Mayhem/Early Dimmu Borgir/Immortal)
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Rincewind wrote:
The Nimrods wrote:
I knew you'd be back! *cries*


now now, *hugs and steals wallet*

xNightsidex wrote:
Oops I stumbled over and hit the "extend ban" button.

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Gildermershina wrote:
The Nimrods wrote:
xNightsidex wrote:
Sooo...

What's everyone else do in the real world?


Sell pot and jerk off

JK, or am i?


At the same time?


Rincewind wrote:
Synxhard wrote:
I don't believe in jeans...


well your shit out of luck because they believe in you.....

Offline Raphaela  
#4046 Posted : 03 May 2010 03:47:05(UTC)
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I've had my first 'real' passion and real heartbreak in less than two weeks.
Ugh.
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Offline Gildermershina  
#4047 Posted : 03 May 2010 09:19:49(UTC)
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Not finished remastering this one yet, but I did a new cover for it. Looks okay. I was going to use a picture of an actual oesophagus, but just looking at that kind of stuff is too much for me.
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Offline xNightsidex  
#4048 Posted : 03 May 2010 11:40:51(UTC)
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Just broke up with the boyfriend. I truly am a monster.
Offline The Nimrods  
#4049 Posted : 03 May 2010 11:48:45(UTC)
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xNightsidex wrote:
Just broke up with the boyfriend. I truly am a monster.


Can't say I'm surprised man, still feel bad for you though
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Jack Burton- Keyboards,Keytar

Satyr in the Frost(Melodic Black Metal,think Satyricon/Mayhem/Early Dimmu Borgir/Immortal)
Sigmund-Vocals and Rhythm guitar
Celt-Drums
Saxon-Lead Guitar
Sauron-Keyboard
Gris-Bass
Rincewind wrote:
The Nimrods wrote:
I knew you'd be back! *cries*


now now, *hugs and steals wallet*

xNightsidex wrote:
Oops I stumbled over and hit the "extend ban" button.

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Gildermershina wrote:
The Nimrods wrote:
xNightsidex wrote:
Sooo...

What's everyone else do in the real world?


Sell pot and jerk off

JK, or am i?


At the same time?


Rincewind wrote:
Synxhard wrote:
I don't believe in jeans...


well your shit out of luck because they believe in you.....

Offline xNightsidex  
#4050 Posted : 03 May 2010 12:06:36(UTC)
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The Nimrods wrote:
xNightsidex wrote:
Just broke up with the boyfriend. I truly am a monster.


Can't say I'm surprised man, still feel bad for you though


Lol don't feel bad for me, feel bad for him.

I think my words were harsh enough to dent more than his pride.
Offline The Nimrods  
#4051 Posted : 03 May 2010 12:07:12(UTC)
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xNightsidex wrote:
The Nimrods wrote:
xNightsidex wrote:
Just broke up with the boyfriend. I truly am a monster.


Can't say I'm surprised man, still feel bad for you though


Lol don't feel bad for me, feel bad for him.

I think my words might have dented more than his pride.


Oh you dumped him, did you make fun of his penis?
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Davey Matlock- Bass,Guitars,Vocals,Primary Songwriter
Kit Saunders- Drums,additional percussion
Jaska Latvala- Rhythm Guitar,Vocals,Primary Songwriter
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Satyr in the Frost(Melodic Black Metal,think Satyricon/Mayhem/Early Dimmu Borgir/Immortal)
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Celt-Drums
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Rincewind wrote:
The Nimrods wrote:
I knew you'd be back! *cries*


now now, *hugs and steals wallet*

xNightsidex wrote:
Oops I stumbled over and hit the "extend ban" button.

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Gildermershina wrote:
The Nimrods wrote:
xNightsidex wrote:
Sooo...

What's everyone else do in the real world?


Sell pot and jerk off

JK, or am i?


At the same time?


Rincewind wrote:
Synxhard wrote:
I don't believe in jeans...


well your shit out of luck because they believe in you.....

Offline xNightsidex  
#4052 Posted : 03 May 2010 12:10:37(UTC)
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The Nimrods wrote:
xNightsidex wrote:
The Nimrods wrote:
xNightsidex wrote:
Just broke up with the boyfriend. I truly am a monster.


Can't say I'm surprised man, still feel bad for you though


Lol don't feel bad for me, feel bad for him.

I think my words might have dented more than his pride.


Oh you dumped him, did you make fun of his penis?


I'm far more acidic and astute than that.
Offline Thorgrim  
#4053 Posted : 03 May 2010 12:18:14(UTC)
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xNightsidex wrote:
The Nimrods wrote:
xNightsidex wrote:
The Nimrods wrote:
xNightsidex wrote:
Just broke up with the boyfriend. I truly am a monster.


Can't say I'm surprised man, still feel bad for you though


Lol don't feel bad for me, feel bad for him.

I think my words might have dented more than his pride.


Oh you dumped him, did you make fun of his penis?


I'm far more acidic and astute than that.


So you called his momma fat AND made fun of his penis?
Offline The Nimrods  
#4054 Posted : 03 May 2010 12:20:18(UTC)
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Thorgrim wrote:
xNightsidex wrote:
The Nimrods wrote:
xNightsidex wrote:
The Nimrods wrote:
xNightsidex wrote:
Just broke up with the boyfriend. I truly am a monster.


Can't say I'm surprised man, still feel bad for you though


Lol don't feel bad for me, feel bad for him.

I think my words might have dented more than his pride.


Oh you dumped him, did you make fun of his penis?


I'm far more acidic and astute than that.


So you called his momma fat AND made fun of his penis?


That's the worst I can think of LOL
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Jimmy Him- Lead Guitar,Vocals,Primary Songwriter
Davey Matlock- Bass,Guitars,Vocals,Primary Songwriter
Kit Saunders- Drums,additional percussion
Jaska Latvala- Rhythm Guitar,Vocals,Primary Songwriter
Jack Burton- Keyboards,Keytar

Satyr in the Frost(Melodic Black Metal,think Satyricon/Mayhem/Early Dimmu Borgir/Immortal)
Sigmund-Vocals and Rhythm guitar
Celt-Drums
Saxon-Lead Guitar
Sauron-Keyboard
Gris-Bass
Rincewind wrote:
The Nimrods wrote:
I knew you'd be back! *cries*


now now, *hugs and steals wallet*

xNightsidex wrote:
Oops I stumbled over and hit the "extend ban" button.

UserPostedImage

Gildermershina wrote:
The Nimrods wrote:
xNightsidex wrote:
Sooo...

What's everyone else do in the real world?


Sell pot and jerk off

JK, or am i?


At the same time?


Rincewind wrote:
Synxhard wrote:
I don't believe in jeans...


well your shit out of luck because they believe in you.....

Offline Thorgrim  
#4055 Posted : 03 May 2010 12:21:01(UTC)
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Synxhard wrote:
Captain Insano wrote:
Rincewind wrote:
don't worry, the chicken was a vegetarian!


I thought chicken's were vegetarian, yet I found out that mine (I have six of them plus two ducks) were cannibals. I spilt some chicken peices from a sandwich and before I knew it they were devouring the flesh of their comrades.


One time I spent a whole day with my friends, high as hell, feeding chickens McDonalds chicken nuggets and laughing our asses off. Good times....


That's fucking awesome.

I just spilt a lovely IPA. That annoys me. A lot. Now I have to watch The Patriot without alcohol. :(
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#4056 Posted : 03 May 2010 12:36:29(UTC)
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And I'll be ordering this monster soon enough:

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Fucking massive.
Offline Gildermershina  
#4057 Posted : 03 May 2010 12:56:52(UTC)
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xNightsidex wrote:
The Nimrods wrote:
xNightsidex wrote:
The Nimrods wrote:
xNightsidex wrote:
Just broke up with the boyfriend. I truly am a monster.


Can't say I'm surprised man, still feel bad for you though


Lol don't feel bad for me, feel bad for him.

I think my words might have dented more than his pride.


Oh you dumped him, did you make fun of his penis?


I'm far more acidic and astute than that.


Some day someone you actually genuinely love will dump you for being such a horrible shallow asshole and though I won't be there, I hope that when it happens you imagine me standing there in an albino gorilla costume playing a trumpet.
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Offline xNightsidex  
#4058 Posted : 03 May 2010 13:00:09(UTC)
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Gildermershina wrote:
xNightsidex wrote:
The Nimrods wrote:
xNightsidex wrote:
The Nimrods wrote:
xNightsidex wrote:
Just broke up with the boyfriend. I truly am a monster.


Can't say I'm surprised man, still feel bad for you though


Lol don't feel bad for me, feel bad for him.

I think my words might have dented more than his pride.


Oh you dumped him, did you make fun of his penis?


I'm far more acidic and astute than that.


Some day someone you actually genuinely love will dump you for being such a horrible shallow asshole and though I won't be there, I hope that when it happens you imagine me standing there in an albino gorilla costume playing a trumpet.


It's already happened, squire ;) This is why I'm so bitter.
Offline Gildermershina  
#4059 Posted : 03 May 2010 13:08:01(UTC)
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xNightsidex wrote:
Gildermershina wrote:
xNightsidex wrote:
The Nimrods wrote:
xNightsidex wrote:
The Nimrods wrote:
xNightsidex wrote:
Just broke up with the boyfriend. I truly am a monster.


Can't say I'm surprised man, still feel bad for you though


Lol don't feel bad for me, feel bad for him.

I think my words might have dented more than his pride.


Oh you dumped him, did you make fun of his penis?


I'm far more acidic and astute than that.


Some day someone you actually genuinely love will dump you for being such a horrible shallow asshole and though I won't be there, I hope that when it happens you imagine me standing there in an albino gorilla costume playing a trumpet.


It's already happened, squire ;) This is why I'm so bitter.


Well, glad to see it had such a positive effect on you.
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Offline xNightsidex  
#4060 Posted : 03 May 2010 13:35:39(UTC)
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Gildermershina wrote:
xNightsidex wrote:
Gildermershina wrote:
xNightsidex wrote:
The Nimrods wrote:
xNightsidex wrote:
The Nimrods wrote:
xNightsidex wrote:
Just broke up with the boyfriend. I truly am a monster.


Can't say I'm surprised man, still feel bad for you though


Lol don't feel bad for me, feel bad for him.

I think my words might have dented more than his pride.


Oh you dumped him, did you make fun of his penis?


I'm far more acidic and astute than that.


Some day someone you actually genuinely love will dump you for being such a horrible shallow asshole and though I won't be there, I hope that when it happens you imagine me standing there in an albino gorilla costume playing a trumpet.


It's already happened, squire ;) This is why I'm so bitter.


Well, glad to see it had such a positive effect on you.


Nahh the albino gorilla image brought out the joy in me far better :')
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