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Offline chopper1156  
#4041 Posted : 10 May 2010 11:51:02(UTC)
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Jason Jerry and Alex walk in

Jason:Ok, so hes not picking up his phone...where the hell is he?
Jerry:The bar...
Alex:*laughs*
They walk over to the bar

Jason:Now where the hell is he?
Alex:I have no idea but *turns to bartender* ill have a heineken
Jerry:I think you said it wrong
Jason:Yeah you dont say it like Heineken
Alex:What the hell? yes you do
Jason:Nopeee
Alex:*Exhales*

Chopper walks up......drunk

Chopper:HEY Gu-guys wha-whats going on
Jason:You ok?
Chopper:DUH! *Laughs* are-are you o-o-o-ok?
Alex:Drunk...
Chopper:NO!
Jerry:Yesss *drinks alexes beer*
Old Successes

The Rebels
Iron Hammer
Till Death Do Us Part

Now-Act Of God-New Wave of American Heavy Metal/Nu-Metal

Sounds like-Slipknot, Avenged Sevenfold, Stone Sour, Godsmack, Black Label Society, Black Sabbath, and Ozzy.

Signed to-Monk on Fire Music

Jason Wilson
Connor McWilliams
Geo
Sebastian
Alex Walkman

Nominated for Best Band at the 21st IMAS/Birdies
Offline C4AJoh  
#4042 Posted : 11 May 2010 09:24:15(UTC)
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Max And Robin arrive at the bar

Max: What you having Robin
Robin: Just a lager, Sophie won't be too happy if i have more than one.
Max: Sure, you know you used to be rock n roll
Robin: I don't remember that
Max: Exactly

Max and Robin walk towards a table
Offline ALX  
#4043 Posted : 11 May 2010 09:29:35(UTC)
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(Ryan walks into the Dirty Bastard alone)

Ryan (under his breath, singing): Oh god just give me one more night. (Out Loud) Hey! Bartender! The usual! If you don't know it by now, it's four Buds!
RP Only Since July 2010

The Owner Of:

Long Nights- [alt-rock/post-grunge- think Foo Fighters meets Creature with the Atom Brain] MTN Climber
-Ryan Page: Vocals/Guitar/Keys
-Warren Mcgriff- Guitar
-Christopher I. Myers- Bass
-Blake Renwick- Drums

The World According To St. Jimmy- [Pop-punk/punk- Think Green Day meets Social Distortion]
-Michael "Dog" Bryant: Vocals
-Shawn "Shady" Harris: Guitar
-Jeff Zamora: Bass
-Karl Hine: Drums

forkboy wrote:
STOP MISSING THE FUCKING POINT YOU INTENTIONALLY OBTUSE BUFFOON


Paradox wrote:
*Shotgun clicks*

Dont mess with prog

The Skulls wrote:
Why thank you. Wait, if I'm alive then -- oh lawdy BRRRAAAAIIINZZZ

Offline PANIC!  
#4044 Posted : 11 May 2010 09:37:10(UTC)
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C4AJoh wrote:
Max And Robin arrive at the bar

Max: What you having Robin
Robin: Just a lager, Sophie won't be too happy if i have more than one.
Max: Sure, you know you used to be rock n roll
Robin: I don't remember that
Max: Exactly

Max and Robin walk towards a table


Ryan Ross Hernandez steps into The Dirty Bastard. Dressed in a leather jacket, jeans, and sunglasses. He walks to the bar and takes a seat in a stool in front of it.

Ryan Ross Hernandez: "Yeah, can I get a glass of Laphroaig single-malt Scotch..."

Ryan patiently waits, for the bartender to bring his drink while he admires the surroundings. He sees Max and Robin, sitting in a booth table, he notices Max but has never seen or knows who Robin is. Ryan walks over the table and chuckles under his breath.

Ryan Ross Hernandez: "Hey look who it is! It's my future in-law. Haha. Don't worry man, your sister and I aren't gonna get that far. Since well, I get bored quickly. But you know, I was just talking to Katie before coming here and we set up another date, this time in my house. You know, to make her feel more comfortable."

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Offline C4AJoh  
#4045 Posted : 11 May 2010 09:52:55(UTC)
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PANIC! wrote:
C4AJoh wrote:
Max And Robin arrive at the bar

Max: What you having Robin
Robin: Just a lager, Sophie won't be too happy if i have more than one.
Max: Sure, you know you used to be rock n roll
Robin: I don't remember that
Max: Exactly

Max and Robin walk towards a table


Ryan Ross Hernandez steps into The Dirty Bastard. Dressed in a leather jacket, jeans, and sunglasses. He walks to the bar and takes a seat in a stool in front of it.

Ryan Ross Hernandez: "Yeah, can I get a glass of Laphroaig single-malt Scotch..."

Ryan patiently waits, for the bartender to bring his drink while he admires the surroundings. He sees Max and Robin, sitting in a booth table, he notices Max but has never seen or knows who Robin is. Ryan walks over the table and chuckles under his breath.

Ryan Ross Hernandez: "Hey look who it is! It's my future in-law. Haha. Don't worry man, your sister and I aren't gonna get that far. Since well, I get bored quickly. But you know, I was just talking to Katie before coming here and we set up another date, this time in my house. You know, to make her feel more comfortable."



Max: (Clearly annoyed that Ryan's showed up) Don't get used to it, she'll be gone before you know it. It'll be just you and your ego in that "Mansion" of yours.
Robin: (Smiling, but clearly uncomfortbale) Well i'm off to the bathroom

Offline chopper1156  
#4046 Posted : 11 May 2010 12:13:27(UTC)
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Chopper,Jason,And Geo walk in

Chopper:Time for the initiation
Geo:What?
Jason:Yep, you heard us, the initiation
Geo:So why didn't Alex or Jerry walk in?
Chopper:Their "busy" with "friends"

They all sit down at the bar

Jason:Yo bartender, your strongest most expensive shot, 5 please
Geo:wha-what?
Chopper:*smiles and pats Geo on the back*
Jason:Thanks man, here you are...well drink it! *passes shots to Geo*
Geo:O-Ok *drinks all shots*
Chopper:WHOA!!! *Claps along with whole bar* congrats man!
Geo:(drunk) Tha-thanks ma-man!
Old Successes

The Rebels
Iron Hammer
Till Death Do Us Part

Now-Act Of God-New Wave of American Heavy Metal/Nu-Metal

Sounds like-Slipknot, Avenged Sevenfold, Stone Sour, Godsmack, Black Label Society, Black Sabbath, and Ozzy.

Signed to-Monk on Fire Music

Jason Wilson
Connor McWilliams
Geo
Sebastian
Alex Walkman

Nominated for Best Band at the 21st IMAS/Birdies
Offline ALX  
#4047 Posted : 11 May 2010 12:15:56(UTC)
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Location: STALKER!

chopper1156 wrote:
Chopper,Jason,And Geo walk in

Chopper:Time for the initiation
Geo:What?
Jason:Yep, you heard us, the initiation
Geo:So why didn't Alex or Jerry walk in?
Chopper:Their "busy" with "friends"

They all sit down at the bar

Jason:Yo bartender, your strongest most expensive shot, 5 please
Geo:wha-what?
Chopper:*smiles and pats Geo on the back*
Jason:Thanks man, here you are...well drink it! *passes shots to Geo*
Geo:O-Ok *drinks all shots*
Chopper:WHOA!!! *Claps along with whole bar* congrats man!
Geo:(drunk) Tha-thanks ma-man!

Ryan: Hey, you must be that new rhythm guitarist guy. Ryan Page, Long Nights Vocalist, flirt, sex maniac, party animal. You? Man, Warren missed out today!
RP Only Since July 2010

The Owner Of:

Long Nights- [alt-rock/post-grunge- think Foo Fighters meets Creature with the Atom Brain] MTN Climber
-Ryan Page: Vocals/Guitar/Keys
-Warren Mcgriff- Guitar
-Christopher I. Myers- Bass
-Blake Renwick- Drums

The World According To St. Jimmy- [Pop-punk/punk- Think Green Day meets Social Distortion]
-Michael "Dog" Bryant: Vocals
-Shawn "Shady" Harris: Guitar
-Jeff Zamora: Bass
-Karl Hine: Drums

forkboy wrote:
STOP MISSING THE FUCKING POINT YOU INTENTIONALLY OBTUSE BUFFOON


Paradox wrote:
*Shotgun clicks*

Dont mess with prog

The Skulls wrote:
Why thank you. Wait, if I'm alive then -- oh lawdy BRRRAAAAIIINZZZ

Offline chopper1156  
#4048 Posted : 11 May 2010 12:18:48(UTC)
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ALX wrote:
chopper1156 wrote:
Chopper,Jason,And Geo walk in

Chopper:Time for the initiation
Geo:What?
Jason:Yep, you heard us, the initiation
Geo:So why didn't Alex or Jerry walk in?
Chopper:Their "busy" with "friends"

They all sit down at the bar

Jason:Yo bartender, your strongest most expensive shot, 5 please
Geo:wha-what?
Chopper:*smiles and pats Geo on the back*
Jason:Thanks man, here you are...well drink it! *passes shots to Geo*
Geo:O-Ok *drinks all shots*
Chopper:WHOA!!! *Claps along with whole bar* congrats man!
Geo:(drunk) Tha-thanks ma-man!

Ryan: Hey, you must be that new rhythm guitarist guy. Ryan Page, Long Nights Vocalist, flirt, sex maniac, party animal. You? Man, Warren missed out today!


Geo:Ho-Holy crap! I'm-I'm like a huge fan!
Chopper:Sorry man he's a little drunk, considering we just spent 200 bucks on him!
Geo:*laughs* yeah haha, I am the rhythm guitarist! I'm really excited, but this is all happening so fast, one week ago I had no idea I'd be sitting next to Act Of God and Ryan Page!
Old Successes

The Rebels
Iron Hammer
Till Death Do Us Part

Now-Act Of God-New Wave of American Heavy Metal/Nu-Metal

Sounds like-Slipknot, Avenged Sevenfold, Stone Sour, Godsmack, Black Label Society, Black Sabbath, and Ozzy.

Signed to-Monk on Fire Music

Jason Wilson
Connor McWilliams
Geo
Sebastian
Alex Walkman

Nominated for Best Band at the 21st IMAS/Birdies
Offline ALX  
#4049 Posted : 11 May 2010 12:24:40(UTC)
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Posts: 753
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Location: STALKER!

chopper1156 wrote:
ALX wrote:
chopper1156 wrote:
Chopper,Jason,And Geo walk in

Chopper:Time for the initiation
Geo:What?
Jason:Yep, you heard us, the initiation
Geo:So why didn't Alex or Jerry walk in?
Chopper:Their "busy" with "friends"

They all sit down at the bar

Jason:Yo bartender, your strongest most expensive shot, 5 please
Geo:wha-what?
Chopper:*smiles and pats Geo on the back*
Jason:Thanks man, here you are...well drink it! *passes shots to Geo*
Geo:O-Ok *drinks all shots*
Chopper:WHOA!!! *Claps along with whole bar* congrats man!
Geo:(drunk) Tha-thanks ma-man!

Ryan: Hey, you must be that new rhythm guitarist guy. Ryan Page, Long Nights Vocalist, flirt, sex maniac, party animal. You? Man, Warren missed out today!


Geo:Ho-Holy crap! I'm-I'm like a huge fan!
Chopper:Sorry man he's a little drunk, considering we just spent 200 bucks on him!
Geo:*laughs* yeah haha, I am the rhythm guitarist! I'm really excited, but this is all happening so fast, one week ago I had no idea I'd be sitting next to Act Of God and Ryan Page!

Ryan (to Chopper): I'm more than a little drunk, considering I've been here for hours, I seem so sober 'cause of years of faking sobriety to cops when I was younger...(to Geo) anyway, you w-want a girl...or guy...I can get you one easily. (turns to a girl) How'd you like to make out with a rockstar, baby?
(Girl walks over, and Ryan begins to make out with her)
RP Only Since July 2010

The Owner Of:

Long Nights- [alt-rock/post-grunge- think Foo Fighters meets Creature with the Atom Brain] MTN Climber
-Ryan Page: Vocals/Guitar/Keys
-Warren Mcgriff- Guitar
-Christopher I. Myers- Bass
-Blake Renwick- Drums

The World According To St. Jimmy- [Pop-punk/punk- Think Green Day meets Social Distortion]
-Michael "Dog" Bryant: Vocals
-Shawn "Shady" Harris: Guitar
-Jeff Zamora: Bass
-Karl Hine: Drums

forkboy wrote:
STOP MISSING THE FUCKING POINT YOU INTENTIONALLY OBTUSE BUFFOON


Paradox wrote:
*Shotgun clicks*

Dont mess with prog

The Skulls wrote:
Why thank you. Wait, if I'm alive then -- oh lawdy BRRRAAAAIIINZZZ

Offline chopper1156  
#4050 Posted : 11 May 2010 12:28:51(UTC)
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Geo:(To Chopper) Holy shit
Chopper:*Looks to Jason*
Jason:*Asleep*
Chopper:What the fuck? oh, I'll have a beer, any kind
Geo:Di-dito man, Ryan so lucky
Chopper:You can do that *laughs*
Old Successes

The Rebels
Iron Hammer
Till Death Do Us Part

Now-Act Of God-New Wave of American Heavy Metal/Nu-Metal

Sounds like-Slipknot, Avenged Sevenfold, Stone Sour, Godsmack, Black Label Society, Black Sabbath, and Ozzy.

Signed to-Monk on Fire Music

Jason Wilson
Connor McWilliams
Geo
Sebastian
Alex Walkman

Nominated for Best Band at the 21st IMAS/Birdies
Offline ALX  
#4051 Posted : 11 May 2010 12:37:53(UTC)
ALX
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Joined: 19/07/2009(UTC)
Posts: 753
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Location: STALKER!

chopper1156 wrote:
Geo:(To Chopper) Holy shit
Chopper:*Looks to Jason*
Jason:*Asleep*
Chopper:What the fuck? oh, I'll have a beer, any kind
Geo:Di-dito man, Ryan so lucky
Chopper:You can do that *laughs*

(Blake walks in, and sits on the seat next to ryan, shakes him out of his girl induced fantasy world)
Blake: Ryan, big news. My father signed over the store to me. I'm the owner now.
Ryan: Really? (to girl) Run along little girl. (To Geo and Chopper) Now you guys have a new place to play.
RP Only Since July 2010

The Owner Of:

Long Nights- [alt-rock/post-grunge- think Foo Fighters meets Creature with the Atom Brain] MTN Climber
-Ryan Page: Vocals/Guitar/Keys
-Warren Mcgriff- Guitar
-Christopher I. Myers- Bass
-Blake Renwick- Drums

The World According To St. Jimmy- [Pop-punk/punk- Think Green Day meets Social Distortion]
-Michael "Dog" Bryant: Vocals
-Shawn "Shady" Harris: Guitar
-Jeff Zamora: Bass
-Karl Hine: Drums

forkboy wrote:
STOP MISSING THE FUCKING POINT YOU INTENTIONALLY OBTUSE BUFFOON


Paradox wrote:
*Shotgun clicks*

Dont mess with prog

The Skulls wrote:
Why thank you. Wait, if I'm alive then -- oh lawdy BRRRAAAAIIINZZZ

Offline chopper1156  
#4052 Posted : 11 May 2010 12:42:02(UTC)
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ALX wrote:
chopper1156 wrote:
Geo:(To Chopper) Holy shit
Chopper:*Looks to Jason*
Jason:*Asleep*
Chopper:What the fuck? oh, I'll have a beer, any kind
Geo:Di-dito man, Ryan so lucky
Chopper:You can do that *laughs*

(Blake walks in, and sits on the seat next to ryan, shakes him out of his girl induced fantasy world)
Blake: Ryan, big news. My father signed over the store to me. I'm the owner now.
Ryan: Really? (to girl) Run along little girl. (To Geo and Chopper) Now you guys have a new place to play.


Geo:HELL YA!
Chopper:Amazing luck eh? *takes a drink* hey bar keep one more huh?
Jason:*Wakes up* huh? what the he- oh hey Ryan whats up?
Chopper:I'll tell ya later
Old Successes

The Rebels
Iron Hammer
Till Death Do Us Part

Now-Act Of God-New Wave of American Heavy Metal/Nu-Metal

Sounds like-Slipknot, Avenged Sevenfold, Stone Sour, Godsmack, Black Label Society, Black Sabbath, and Ozzy.

Signed to-Monk on Fire Music

Jason Wilson
Connor McWilliams
Geo
Sebastian
Alex Walkman

Nominated for Best Band at the 21st IMAS/Birdies
Offline ALX  
#4053 Posted : 11 May 2010 12:46:31(UTC)
ALX
Rank: Advanced Member

Groups: Registered
Joined: 19/07/2009(UTC)
Posts: 753
Man
Location: STALKER!

chopper1156 wrote:
ALX wrote:
chopper1156 wrote:
Geo:(To Chopper) Holy shit
Chopper:*Looks to Jason*
Jason:*Asleep*
Chopper:What the fuck? oh, I'll have a beer, any kind
Geo:Di-dito man, Ryan so lucky
Chopper:You can do that *laughs*

(Blake walks in, and sits on the seat next to ryan, shakes him out of his girl induced fantasy world)
Blake: Ryan, big news. My father signed over the store to me. I'm the owner now.
Ryan: Really? (to girl) Run along little girl. (To Geo and Chopper) Now you guys have a new place to play.


Geo:HELL YA!
Chopper:Amazing luck eh? *takes a drink* hey bar keep one more huh?
Jason:*Wakes up* huh? what the he- oh hey Ryan whats up?
Chopper:I'll tell ya later

Blake: It's a restaraunt my dad used to own, he just transfered ownership to me, and I'm letting everyone know. It's called Renwick's Bar and Restaraunt, and there's a stage for musicians. That's actually where we got our start.
Ryan: Good times. (takes a drink of his beer)
RP Only Since July 2010

The Owner Of:

Long Nights- [alt-rock/post-grunge- think Foo Fighters meets Creature with the Atom Brain] MTN Climber
-Ryan Page: Vocals/Guitar/Keys
-Warren Mcgriff- Guitar
-Christopher I. Myers- Bass
-Blake Renwick- Drums

The World According To St. Jimmy- [Pop-punk/punk- Think Green Day meets Social Distortion]
-Michael "Dog" Bryant: Vocals
-Shawn "Shady" Harris: Guitar
-Jeff Zamora: Bass
-Karl Hine: Drums

forkboy wrote:
STOP MISSING THE FUCKING POINT YOU INTENTIONALLY OBTUSE BUFFOON


Paradox wrote:
*Shotgun clicks*

Dont mess with prog

The Skulls wrote:
Why thank you. Wait, if I'm alive then -- oh lawdy BRRRAAAAIIINZZZ

Offline chopper1156  
#4054 Posted : 11 May 2010 12:50:34(UTC)
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ALX wrote:
chopper1156 wrote:
ALX wrote:
chopper1156 wrote:
Geo:(To Chopper) Holy shit
Chopper:*Looks to Jason*
Jason:*Asleep*
Chopper:What the fuck? oh, I'll have a beer, any kind
Geo:Di-dito man, Ryan so lucky
Chopper:You can do that *laughs*

(Blake walks in, and sits on the seat next to ryan, shakes him out of his girl induced fantasy world)
Blake: Ryan, big news. My father signed over the store to me. I'm the owner now.
Ryan: Really? (to girl) Run along little girl. (To Geo and Chopper) Now you guys have a new place to play.


Geo:HELL YA!
Chopper:Amazing luck eh? *takes a drink* hey bar keep one more huh?
Jason:*Wakes up* huh? what the he- oh hey Ryan whats up?
Chopper:I'll tell ya later

Blake: It's a restaraunt my dad used to own, he just transfered ownership to me, and I'm letting everyone know. It's called Renwick's Bar and Restaraunt, and there's a stage for musicians. That's actually where we got our start.
Ryan: Good times. (takes a drink of his beer)


Chopper:Indeed, well we have to go, get rested up for our big show tomorrow, hope you guys can make it and see our signing, plus Crystal

Old Successes

The Rebels
Iron Hammer
Till Death Do Us Part

Now-Act Of God-New Wave of American Heavy Metal/Nu-Metal

Sounds like-Slipknot, Avenged Sevenfold, Stone Sour, Godsmack, Black Label Society, Black Sabbath, and Ozzy.

Signed to-Monk on Fire Music

Jason Wilson
Connor McWilliams
Geo
Sebastian
Alex Walkman

Nominated for Best Band at the 21st IMAS/Birdies
Offline ALX  
#4055 Posted : 11 May 2010 12:55:33(UTC)
ALX
Rank: Advanced Member

Groups: Registered
Joined: 19/07/2009(UTC)
Posts: 753
Man
Location: STALKER!

chopper1156 wrote:
ALX wrote:
chopper1156 wrote:
ALX wrote:
chopper1156 wrote:
Geo:(To Chopper) Holy shit
Chopper:*Looks to Jason*
Jason:*Asleep*
Chopper:What the fuck? oh, I'll have a beer, any kind
Geo:Di-dito man, Ryan so lucky
Chopper:You can do that *laughs*

(Blake walks in, and sits on the seat next to ryan, shakes him out of his girl induced fantasy world)
Blake: Ryan, big news. My father signed over the store to me. I'm the owner now.
Ryan: Really? (to girl) Run along little girl. (To Geo and Chopper) Now you guys have a new place to play.


Geo:HELL YA!
Chopper:Amazing luck eh? *takes a drink* hey bar keep one more huh?
Jason:*Wakes up* huh? what the he- oh hey Ryan whats up?
Chopper:I'll tell ya later

Blake: It's a restaraunt my dad used to own, he just transfered ownership to me, and I'm letting everyone know. It's called Renwick's Bar and Restaraunt, and there's a stage for musicians. That's actually where we got our start.
Ryan: Good times. (takes a drink of his beer)


Chopper:Indeed, well we have to go, get rested up for our big show tomorrow, hope you guys can make it and see our signing, plus Crystal


Ryan: We'll be sure to be there, but we should go too. See y'alls later
RP Only Since July 2010

The Owner Of:

Long Nights- [alt-rock/post-grunge- think Foo Fighters meets Creature with the Atom Brain] MTN Climber
-Ryan Page: Vocals/Guitar/Keys
-Warren Mcgriff- Guitar
-Christopher I. Myers- Bass
-Blake Renwick- Drums

The World According To St. Jimmy- [Pop-punk/punk- Think Green Day meets Social Distortion]
-Michael "Dog" Bryant: Vocals
-Shawn "Shady" Harris: Guitar
-Jeff Zamora: Bass
-Karl Hine: Drums

forkboy wrote:
STOP MISSING THE FUCKING POINT YOU INTENTIONALLY OBTUSE BUFFOON


Paradox wrote:
*Shotgun clicks*

Dont mess with prog

The Skulls wrote:
Why thank you. Wait, if I'm alive then -- oh lawdy BRRRAAAAIIINZZZ

Offline ALX  
#4056 Posted : 12 May 2010 14:57:08(UTC)
ALX
Rank: Advanced Member

Groups: Registered
Joined: 19/07/2009(UTC)
Posts: 753
Man
Location: STALKER!

(Ryan and Warren walk in, bartender begins to get out the budweisers)
Ryan: Now you're learning! Haha!
Warren: Also, give me a shot of tequila.
Ryan: Make it two!
Bartender: Yessirs!
(Sit at the bar, take their shots first. Both shiver as the tequila hits their bellies)
Ryan: Arriba!
(both laugh)
RP Only Since July 2010

The Owner Of:

Long Nights- [alt-rock/post-grunge- think Foo Fighters meets Creature with the Atom Brain] MTN Climber
-Ryan Page: Vocals/Guitar/Keys
-Warren Mcgriff- Guitar
-Christopher I. Myers- Bass
-Blake Renwick- Drums

The World According To St. Jimmy- [Pop-punk/punk- Think Green Day meets Social Distortion]
-Michael "Dog" Bryant: Vocals
-Shawn "Shady" Harris: Guitar
-Jeff Zamora: Bass
-Karl Hine: Drums

forkboy wrote:
STOP MISSING THE FUCKING POINT YOU INTENTIONALLY OBTUSE BUFFOON


Paradox wrote:
*Shotgun clicks*

Dont mess with prog

The Skulls wrote:
Why thank you. Wait, if I'm alive then -- oh lawdy BRRRAAAAIIINZZZ

Offline chopper1156  
#4057 Posted : 13 May 2010 11:55:50(UTC)
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Chopper Walks in alone and sits down next to two smoking hot girls

Chopper:Hey ladys
Girls:*Laugh*
Girl 1:Hey sexy
Chopper:Bartender! 3 *looks to girls* what do you want?
Girl 2:Corona
Girls 1:Bud Light
Chopper:Ok 1 corona 1 budlight and 1....Sam Addams *turns to girls* so ever kiss an uprising kinda metal/rock star?
Girls:Noooo *laugh*
Chopper:*Laughs and starts to make out with both at once and thinks in mind* (I FUCKING LOVE RYAN AND WARREN FOR TEACHING ME THIS!)
Old Successes

The Rebels
Iron Hammer
Till Death Do Us Part

Now-Act Of God-New Wave of American Heavy Metal/Nu-Metal

Sounds like-Slipknot, Avenged Sevenfold, Stone Sour, Godsmack, Black Label Society, Black Sabbath, and Ozzy.

Signed to-Monk on Fire Music

Jason Wilson
Connor McWilliams
Geo
Sebastian
Alex Walkman

Nominated for Best Band at the 21st IMAS/Birdies
Offline ALX  
#4058 Posted : 13 May 2010 12:13:28(UTC)
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Posts: 753
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Location: STALKER!

chopper1156 wrote:
Chopper Walks in alone and sits down next to two smoking hot girls

Chopper:Hey ladys
Girls:*Laugh*
Girl 1:Hey sexy
Chopper:Bartender! 3 *looks to girls* what do you want?
Girl 2:Corona
Girls 1:Bud Light
Chopper:Ok 1 corona 1 budlight and 1....Sam Addams *turns to girls* so ever kiss an uprising kinda metal/rock star?
Girls:Noooo *laugh*
Chopper:*Laughs and starts to make out with both at once and thinks in mind* (I FUCKING LOVE RYAN AND WARREN FOR TEACHING ME THIS!)

(Ryan and Warren come in)
Ryan: Hey look, he's learning!
Warren: But that's nothing for you, watch. (Announces to the bar) Ryan Page's here!
(Five girls come over and begin to cuddle with Ryan)
Ryan: Wow, I'm this popular already? Bartender, give these girls whatever they order. As for me, give me a bottle of your best champange. No glasses.
Bartender: Yessir!
One of the girls: Isn't that that Chopper guy over there making out with my sister?
Ryan: No more talking for now. (Begins making out with the girls)
RP Only Since July 2010

The Owner Of:

Long Nights- [alt-rock/post-grunge- think Foo Fighters meets Creature with the Atom Brain] MTN Climber
-Ryan Page: Vocals/Guitar/Keys
-Warren Mcgriff- Guitar
-Christopher I. Myers- Bass
-Blake Renwick- Drums

The World According To St. Jimmy- [Pop-punk/punk- Think Green Day meets Social Distortion]
-Michael "Dog" Bryant: Vocals
-Shawn "Shady" Harris: Guitar
-Jeff Zamora: Bass
-Karl Hine: Drums

forkboy wrote:
STOP MISSING THE FUCKING POINT YOU INTENTIONALLY OBTUSE BUFFOON


Paradox wrote:
*Shotgun clicks*

Dont mess with prog

The Skulls wrote:
Why thank you. Wait, if I'm alive then -- oh lawdy BRRRAAAAIIINZZZ

Offline chopper1156  
#4059 Posted : 13 May 2010 12:16:51(UTC)
chopper1156
Rank: Advanced Member

Groups: Registered
Joined: 06/05/2010(UTC)
Posts: 804
Man
Location: Why do you wanna know?

ALX wrote:
chopper1156 wrote:
Chopper Walks in alone and sits down next to two smoking hot girls

Chopper:Hey ladys
Girls:*Laugh*
Girl 1:Hey sexy
Chopper:Bartender! 3 *looks to girls* what do you want?
Girl 2:Corona
Girls 1:Bud Light
Chopper:Ok 1 corona 1 budlight and 1....Sam Addams *turns to girls* so ever kiss an uprising kinda metal/rock star?
Girls:Noooo *laugh*
Chopper:*Laughs and starts to make out with both at once and thinks in mind* (I FUCKING LOVE RYAN AND WARREN FOR TEACHING ME THIS!)

(Ryan and Warren come in)
Ryan: Hey look, he's learning!
Warren: But that's nothing for you, watch. (Announces to the bar) Ryan Page's here!
(Five girls come over and begin to cuddle with Ryan)
Ryan: Wow, I'm this popular already? Bartender, give these girls whatever they order. As for me, give me a bottle of your best champange. No glasses.
Bartender: Yessir!
One of the girls: Isn't that that Chopper guy over there making out with my sister?
Ryan: No more talking for now. (Begins making out with the girls)


Chopper:*looks over to Ryan as girl sucks his neck* haha thats amazing *laughs and takes a drink of beer*
Girl 1:Hey I remember you now!
Chopper:You didn't before?
Girl 1:You where on the cover of my brothers Metal World Magazine
Chopper:Yes,yes I was, bartender! one more beer eh?
Old Successes

The Rebels
Iron Hammer
Till Death Do Us Part

Now-Act Of God-New Wave of American Heavy Metal/Nu-Metal

Sounds like-Slipknot, Avenged Sevenfold, Stone Sour, Godsmack, Black Label Society, Black Sabbath, and Ozzy.

Signed to-Monk on Fire Music

Jason Wilson
Connor McWilliams
Geo
Sebastian
Alex Walkman

Nominated for Best Band at the 21st IMAS/Birdies
Offline ALX  
#4060 Posted : 13 May 2010 12:24:20(UTC)
ALX
Rank: Advanced Member

Groups: Registered
Joined: 19/07/2009(UTC)
Posts: 753
Man
Location: STALKER!

chopper1156 wrote:
ALX wrote:
chopper1156 wrote:
Chopper Walks in alone and sits down next to two smoking hot girls

Chopper:Hey ladys
Girls:*Laugh*
Girl 1:Hey sexy
Chopper:Bartender! 3 *looks to girls* what do you want?
Girl 2:Corona
Girls 1:Bud Light
Chopper:Ok 1 corona 1 budlight and 1....Sam Addams *turns to girls* so ever kiss an uprising kinda metal/rock star?
Girls:Noooo *laugh*
Chopper:*Laughs and starts to make out with both at once and thinks in mind* (I FUCKING LOVE RYAN AND WARREN FOR TEACHING ME THIS!)

(Ryan and Warren come in)
Ryan: Hey look, he's learning!
Warren: But that's nothing for you, watch. (Announces to the bar) Ryan Page's here!
(Five girls come over and begin to cuddle with Ryan)
Ryan: Wow, I'm this popular already? Bartender, give these girls whatever they order. As for me, give me a bottle of your best champange. No glasses.
Bartender: Yessir!
One of the girls: Isn't that that Chopper guy over there making out with my sister?
Ryan: No more talking for now. (Begins making out with the girls)


Chopper:*looks over to Ryan as girl sucks his neck* haha thats amazing *laughs and takes a drink of beer*
Girl 1:Hey I remember you now!
Chopper:You didn't before?
Girl 1:You where on the cover of my brothers Metal World Magazine
Chopper:Yes,yes I was, bartender! one more beer eh?

Warren (Watching Ryan, or rather, the swarming mass of girls on Ryan): Damn...hey girl (taps one girl on her shoulder).
Girl: My name's Melissa!
Warren: Okay, Melissa, I'm his guitarist and I wrote One More Night.
Melissa: Ooh (Starts making out with Warren instead)
Warren: Alright!
RP Only Since July 2010

The Owner Of:

Long Nights- [alt-rock/post-grunge- think Foo Fighters meets Creature with the Atom Brain] MTN Climber
-Ryan Page: Vocals/Guitar/Keys
-Warren Mcgriff- Guitar
-Christopher I. Myers- Bass
-Blake Renwick- Drums

The World According To St. Jimmy- [Pop-punk/punk- Think Green Day meets Social Distortion]
-Michael "Dog" Bryant: Vocals
-Shawn "Shady" Harris: Guitar
-Jeff Zamora: Bass
-Karl Hine: Drums

forkboy wrote:
STOP MISSING THE FUCKING POINT YOU INTENTIONALLY OBTUSE BUFFOON


Paradox wrote:
*Shotgun clicks*

Dont mess with prog

The Skulls wrote:
Why thank you. Wait, if I'm alive then -- oh lawdy BRRRAAAAIIINZZZ

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