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ALX wrote:chopper1156 wrote:ALX wrote:chopper1156 wrote:Chopper Walks in alone and sits down next to two smoking hot girls
Chopper:Hey ladys
Girls:*Laugh*
Girl 1:Hey sexy
Chopper:Bartender! 3 *looks to girls* what do you want?
Girl 2:Corona
Girls 1:Bud Light
Chopper:Ok 1 corona 1 budlight and 1....Sam Addams *turns to girls* so ever kiss an uprising kinda metal/rock star?
Girls:Noooo *laugh*
Chopper:*Laughs and starts to make out with both at once and thinks in mind* (I FUCKING LOVE RYAN AND WARREN FOR TEACHING ME THIS!) (Ryan and Warren come in) Ryan: Hey look, he's learning! Warren: But that's nothing for you, watch. (Announces to the bar) Ryan Page's here! (Five girls come over and begin to cuddle with Ryan) Ryan: Wow, I'm this popular already? Bartender, give these girls whatever they order. As for me, give me a bottle of your best champange. No glasses. Bartender: Yessir! One of the girls: Isn't that that Chopper guy over there making out with my sister? Ryan: No more talking for now. (Begins making out with the girls) Chopper:*looks over to Ryan as girl sucks his neck* haha thats amazing *laughs and takes a drink of beer* Girl 1:Hey I remember you now! Chopper:You didn't before? Girl 1:You where on the cover of my brothers Metal World Magazine Chopper:Yes,yes I was, bartender! one more beer eh? Warren (Watching Ryan, or rather, the swarming mass of girls on Ryan): Damn...hey girl (taps one girl on her shoulder). Girl: My name's Melissa! Warren: Okay, Melissa, I'm his guitarist and I wrote One More Night. Melissa: Ooh (Starts making out with Warren instead) Warren: Alright! Chopper:Maybe I should-I'M IN THE BAND ACT OF GOD! *Two girls look up and smile, while 2 guys walk up* Guy 1:Can I get an autograph? Chopper:Sure mate *signs autograph* Guy 1 and 2:Thanks *while the two girls walk up* Girl 3:*wearing a really really high skirt* hey, wanna feel me? Chopper:HELL YA! Girl 4:*Starts making out with another girl* Chopper:Oh hell ya! *takes a big drink of beer* |
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chopper1156 wrote:ALX wrote:chopper1156 wrote:
Chopper:*looks over to Ryan as girl sucks his neck* haha thats amazing *laughs and takes a drink of beer*
Girl 1:Hey I remember you now!
Chopper:You didn't before?
Girl 1:You where on the cover of my brothers Metal World Magazine
Chopper:Yes,yes I was, bartender! one more beer eh?
Warren (Watching Ryan, or rather, the swarming mass of girls on Ryan): Damn...hey girl (taps one girl on her shoulder). Girl: My name's Melissa! Warren: Okay, Melissa, I'm his guitarist and I wrote One More Night. Melissa: Ooh (Starts making out with Warren instead) Warren: Alright! Chopper:Maybe I should-I'M IN THE BAND ACT OF GOD! *Two girls look up and smile, while 2 guys walk up* Guy 1:Can I get an autograph? Chopper:Sure mate *signs autograph* Guy 1 and 2:Thanks *while the two girls walk up* Girl 3:*wearing a really really high skirt* hey, wanna feel me? Chopper:HELL YA! Girl 4:*Starts making out with another girl* Chopper:Oh hell ya! *takes a big drink of beer* Warren (To the girl he's making out with): Let's go get a room Melissa: Awesome, maybe you can show me some of your "guitar" tricks. Warren: Maybe I can. See ya Chopper, see ya Ryan |
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Chopper:See ya man good luck *winks* so *to girl 3* whats your name babe?
Girl 3:Cindi
Chopper:With an I?
Cindi:Yep
Chopper:Im in lo-JACKPOT *as he hits target*
Cindi:Congrats, maybe we can have a little after party later on huh?
Chopper:Yeahhh *finishes 5th beer* Ba-bartender one-one more huh? |
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*Slaytanik runs into the bar, glad that rehab was behind them.* Jonathan: We're back!  Anybody remember us, or does it just so happen that none of the people here have ever heard of us? Edited by user 14 May 2010 03:29:18(UTC)
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((Damn, how come TDB suddenly gets all active when I walk off? No fair.))
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Alex P walks into TDB pissed off that his time in the Lodge came to a close without him smacking Jason Smith squarely around the teeth...
Alex P: Yo! Get me a fuckin' beer, and no cunt talk to me! |
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Aaron walks into the bar, very swiftly. He walks up to Alex angrily.
Aaron: Hey, your that bastard who is a twat to my best friend?
He gets a beer whilst saying this. |
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genocidal king wrote:Alex P walks into TDB pissed off that his time in the Lodge came to a close without him smacking Jason Smith squarely around the teeth...
Alex P: Yo! Get me a fuckin' beer, and no cunt talk to me! Bikki gives Alex a kick in the balls for using rude words around a lovely lady. |
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Laurelles1 wrote:Aaron walks into the bar, very swiftly. He walks up to Alex angrily.
Aaron: Hey, your that bastard who is a twat to my best friend?
He gets a beer whilst saying this. Alex P: Your best friend is a smelly cock end son! Hey, who fuckin kicked me?? |
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Aaron: Jason may be civil at the moment... but anger any of us, and it will come back and bite you.... son.
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Bikki comes back and bites Aaron. (She's feeling very violent today.)
Rachel waltzes in.
Rachel : Need .... suitable .... vessel ....
Bikki : Why do you always need to be sucking on something, Catelli? I know you had Chris.
Rachel : I miss my Chrissy. I need a new douchebag. Life's no fun if you ain't suckin' it.
Bikki : Fuck you. |
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Aaron rubs himself in confusion and pain, before shrugging it off and going to get another round.
Aaron: What the fuck happened there? Meh. In the words of Mercutio, 'tis merely a scratch! Fuck... |
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Jonathan: *Goes straight to the pub and orders a beer, chugging the whole glass within 10 seconds.* How nice it is to be on the road to getting drunk once more. *Occasionally looks at Aaron, wondering if he should start a conversation or not.* *Faces Aaron* Hey, do you have any idea where Jimmy from "The Nimrods" is? Edited by user 14 May 2010 08:33:33(UTC)
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(Ryan and Warren walk in, then stop at the door in shock)
Warren: What're all these people doing here? Normally we're the first ones here.
Ryan: I know, but I'm gonna get a girl anyway.
(Ryan walks over to Bikki)
Ryan: Hey baby, how're-- whoa, you're Bikki, I'm so sorry. I didn't recognize you at first.
Warren: Bartender, get me and Ryan the usual! |
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Chopper and Cindi come downstairs from their hotel room
Cindi:Call me
Chopper:Will do...*goes to bar and sits next to ryan and Warren* yo barkeep, one sam addams eh? |
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chopper1156 wrote:Chopper and Cindi come downstairs from their hotel room
Cindi:Call me
Chopper:Will do...*goes to bar and sits next to ryan and Warren* yo barkeep, one sam addams eh? Ryan: Notice the large amount of other musicians here? |
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ALX wrote:chopper1156 wrote:Chopper and Cindi come downstairs from their hotel room
Cindi:Call me
Chopper:Will do...*goes to bar and sits next to ryan and Warren* yo barkeep, one sam addams eh? Ryan: Notice the large amount of other musicians here? Chopper:*shocked* Holy shit! usually you or I are the first people in, hey is that Bikki? |
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Signed to-Monk on Fire Music
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chopper1156 wrote:ALX wrote:chopper1156 wrote:Chopper and Cindi come downstairs from their hotel room
Cindi:Call me
Chopper:Will do...*goes to bar and sits next to ryan and Warren* yo barkeep, one sam addams eh? Ryan: Notice the large amount of other musicians here? Chopper:*shocked* Holy shit! usually you or I are the first people in, hey is that Bikki? Yaqub: Yeah, that's her, the bitch who decided to punch everyone!
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Shade202 wrote:chopper1156 wrote:ALX wrote:chopper1156 wrote:Chopper and Cindi come downstairs from their hotel room
Cindi:Call me
Chopper:Will do...*goes to bar and sits next to ryan and Warren* yo barkeep, one sam addams eh? Ryan: Notice the large amount of other musicians here? Chopper:*shocked* Holy shit! usually you or I are the first people in, hey is that Bikki? Yaqub: Yeah, that's her, the bitch who decided to punch everyone! Chopper:I wouldn't say that to loud If I were you man! *laughs and finishes 3rd beer* One more!! |
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Till Death Do Us Part
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Signed to-Monk on Fire Music
Jason Wilson
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Alex Walkman
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chopper1156 wrote:Shade202 wrote:chopper1156 wrote:ALX wrote:chopper1156 wrote:Chopper and Cindi come downstairs from their hotel room
Cindi:Call me
Chopper:Will do...*goes to bar and sits next to ryan and Warren* yo barkeep, one sam addams eh? Ryan: Notice the large amount of other musicians here? Chopper:*shocked* Holy shit! usually you or I are the first people in, hey is that Bikki? Yaqub: Yeah, that's her, the bitch who decided to punch everyone! Chopper:I wouldn't say that to loud If I were you man! *laughs and finishes 3rd beer* One more!! Yaqub: Oh, and why? *Orders beer and drinks it quickly, lusting for alcohol since he was finally out of rehab, along with his bandmates.*
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