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bikz wrote:Kamikaze Kate : WATCH OUT UNDER, FUCKBUCKETS! *squeezes a tit and blasts them all with milk from above* I am the one, the only. You think you're so fucking extreme but you're just ripping off Kamikaze Kate. Benedict overdoes it trying to be me, Alex P just swears a lot trying to be me, Lucifer - OK, you kick arse. Ahhh, me favourite Satanic slut junky...much love and respect. Now where has that preening cock smoking arse botherer gotten to? I hope he choked on his own rectal slop. Lucifer Sexdiktator |
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Captain Insano wrote:bikz wrote:Kamikaze Kate : WATCH OUT UNDER, FUCKBUCKETS! *squeezes a tit and blasts them all with milk from above* I am the one, the only. You think you're so fucking extreme but you're just ripping off Kamikaze Kate. Benedict overdoes it trying to be me, Alex P just swears a lot trying to be me, Lucifer - OK, you kick arse. Ahhh, me favourite Satanic slut junky...much love and respect. Now where has that preening cock smoking arse botherer gotten to? I hope he choked on his own rectal slop. Lucifer Sexdiktator Benedict:That's only happened 4 times! You're just angry that I'm more extreme than the both of you put together into one intersex retard. I'm playing a show today, videos will be up, be ready. CHRIST WILL ROT |
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The Nimrods wrote:Captain Insano wrote:bikz wrote:Kamikaze Kate : WATCH OUT UNDER, FUCKBUCKETS! *squeezes a tit and blasts them all with milk from above* I am the one, the only. You think you're so fucking extreme but you're just ripping off Kamikaze Kate. Benedict overdoes it trying to be me, Alex P just swears a lot trying to be me, Lucifer - OK, you kick arse. Ahhh, me favourite Satanic slut junky...much love and respect. Now where has that preening cock smoking arse botherer gotten to? I hope he choked on his own rectal slop. Lucifer Sexdiktator Benedict:That's only happened 4 times! You're just angry that I'm more extreme than the both of you put together into one intersex retard. I'm playing a show today, videos will be up, be ready. CHRIST WILL ROT Not being funny, but Lucifer Sexdiktator nails the whole crazy thing. Your a bit of a pussy, to be honest. Liam |
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The Nimrods wrote:Benedict:At least I'm not in some shitty rock band addicted to who knows what, I enjoy killing people I advise against bothering me. SATAN SHALL REIGN So instead your a shitty wannabe metal douchebag, who think's he's some sort of nutter when clearly your just a bit of a twat. Satan won't reign cos satan ain't real. Liam |
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Aj wrote:The Nimrods wrote:Benedict:At least I'm not in some shitty rock band addicted to who knows what, I enjoy killing people I advise against bothering me. SATAN SHALL REIGN So instead your a shitty wannabe metal douchebag, who think's he's some sort of nutter when clearly your just a bit of a twat. Satan won't reign cos satan ain't real. Liam OOC:Actually if anyone has noticed every post I've ever made with this character is some extremely sacrilegious statement that he shouts. Benedict:I don't think I'm a 'nutter' at all whatever the hell that is, fucking English folk. Even if I didn't think I was something, wouldn't it be the people that judge and not me? Satan exists in all of us, it is human nature to be evil, and most animals do not have the cognition or "thought process" to do such, seeing as humans are indeed animal though we are sentient; we'd have to be possessed by some force that makes us kill, destroy, steal, lust, envy, and of course HATE.You fall to my logic like a 4 year old child before my erect penis. HAIL THE BEAST 666! DCLXVI! |
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bikz wrote:Kamikaze Kate : WATCH OUT UNDER, FUCKBUCKETS! *squeezes a tit and blasts them all with milk from above* I am the one, the only. You think you're so fucking extreme but you're just ripping off Kamikaze Kate. Benedict overdoes it trying to be me, Alex P just swears a lot trying to be me, Lucifer - OK, you kick arse. Alex P: Kamikaze, I want to bone you so fucking much! |
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genocidal king wrote:bikz wrote:Kamikaze Kate : WATCH OUT UNDER, FUCKBUCKETS! *squeezes a tit and blasts them all with milk from above* I am the one, the only. You think you're so fucking extreme but you're just ripping off Kamikaze Kate. Benedict overdoes it trying to be me, Alex P just swears a lot trying to be me, Lucifer - OK, you kick arse. Alex P: Kamikaze, I want to bone you so fucking much! Jimmy:Quite literally sucking up. |
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The Nimrods wrote:genocidal king wrote:bikz wrote:Kamikaze Kate : WATCH OUT UNDER, FUCKBUCKETS! *squeezes a tit and blasts them all with milk from above* I am the one, the only. You think you're so fucking extreme but you're just ripping off Kamikaze Kate. Benedict overdoes it trying to be me, Alex P just swears a lot trying to be me, Lucifer - OK, you kick arse. Alex P: Kamikaze, I want to bone you so fucking much! Jimmy:Quite literally sucking up. Alex P: If I had it my way she'd be sucking fucking plenty up! |
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genocidal king wrote:The Nimrods wrote:genocidal king wrote:bikz wrote:Kamikaze Kate : WATCH OUT UNDER, FUCKBUCKETS! *squeezes a tit and blasts them all with milk from above* I am the one, the only. You think you're so fucking extreme but you're just ripping off Kamikaze Kate. Benedict overdoes it trying to be me, Alex P just swears a lot trying to be me, Lucifer - OK, you kick arse. Alex P: Kamikaze, I want to bone you so fucking much! Jimmy:Quite literally sucking up. Alex P: If I had it my way she'd be sucking fucking plenty up! Jimmy:But you won't, 'cuz you're a cunt,she's a bitch, and honestly she's probably too good for you because you're some bitter fucker who's more hyped up than a 5 year old with ADD and has a crack habit. Now to mention she probably couldn't see your dick without the aid of a high powered microscope. |
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The Nimrods wrote:genocidal king wrote:The Nimrods wrote:genocidal king wrote:bikz wrote:Kamikaze Kate : WATCH OUT UNDER, FUCKBUCKETS! *squeezes a tit and blasts them all with milk from above* I am the one, the only. You think you're so fucking extreme but you're just ripping off Kamikaze Kate. Benedict overdoes it trying to be me, Alex P just swears a lot trying to be me, Lucifer - OK, you kick arse. Alex P: Kamikaze, I want to bone you so fucking much! Jimmy:Quite literally sucking up. Alex P: If I had it my way she'd be sucking fucking plenty up! Jimmy:But you won't, 'cuz you're a cunt,she's a bitch, and honestly she's probably too good for you because you're some bitter fucker who's more hyped up than a 5 year old with ADD and has a crack habit. Now to mention she probably couldn't see your dick without the aid of a high powered microscope. alex P: jimmy...jimmy...come on now son...I thought you had better than the playground jokes in your arsenal... The only time a woman I'm with can't see my dick is when it's buried deep deep in the cunt...as it should be. |
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Benedict:I don't think I'm a 'nutter' at all whatever the hell that is, fucking English folk. Even if I didn't think I was something, wouldn't it be the people that judge and not me? Satan exists in all of us, it is human nature to be evil, and most animals do not have the cognition or "thought process" to do such, seeing as humans are indeed animal though we are sentient; we'd have to be possessed by some force that makes us kill, destroy, steal, lust, envy, and of course HATE.You fall to my logic like a 4 year old child before my erect penis. HAIL THE BEAST 666! DCLXVI!
Nah, your nothing...your instantly a fucking parody of yourself in your comical attempts to be extreme. So perhaps you should stick to taking it up the ass like a little bitch, though I hear when you get ass fucked, people complain it's like throwing a sausage down a hallway filled with snot. Lucifer SexdiktatorEdited by user 24 May 2010 18:40:06(UTC)
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nina:*lobs sausage down the hall*.....hmmm,that wasn't as satisfying as i thought it would be.
erica:you forgot the snot.nobody likes un-lubricated sausage throwing.
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As I say so many times .... fuck me, I'm legal. But be careful, I'd barely popped Nickalexa out before Alexander was born, my bloke kept breaking the latex. He was a Godawful guitarist, and - get this - a fucking All Time Blow fanslut, but more than made it up with his cock size. And he was tall as well, I dunno how the B-star dealt with Jimmy Nimrod, I'd lose that midget bitch in the fucking bedcovers, I'd be like, "WHERE IN THE GREAT NAME OF ARSE ARE YOU? IS IT IN YET?"
So I lost my man to that little bitch of a suicide bomber. The bomb was set in where I lost my virginity, the same coffin, on top of the same corpse, how fucking dare she. I been trying to sleep around since, but no guy's as right for me as he was. Snotty sausage throwing - hey, good idea, I'll tell Nick she can join if she can get hold of a bucket of snot and learn to squeeze out a sausage from between her tits! - sounds more fun than the cunts I been with. The bitchfights I have with Raven Comatose and Machete Blunt are WAY sexier fo' sho'. (But then, they are fucking epic. It's grosser than your shit eating. We're thinking of making a video game of it.)
So, if you think that you can give me more sexual satisfaction than naked fights with two other bitches, Alex P, you're welcome to try. Though the bar's set high.
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Benedict:My goal is to destroy all Semitic religions ie Islam,Judaism,and Christianity. They cause severe close mindedness and war.No other religions have caused such problems and therefore I have nothing against them besides the fact that most are extremely stupid.As for the number, it has been debated whether it's 616 or 666 but 666 is more prevalent.Also with a decimal point in front .666 is an endless number, basically Satan is endless, always there, unchanging.However I feel no more need to discuss with the weak minded and would rather show my intentions through performance. |
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