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Jim Helter: Music critic kidnapped? Sarah Harpie reports on this Channel 32 exclusive.
Sarah Harpie: Thanks Jim. Mr. Capps is known for his so honest it hurts reviews, but he will now be known for being hold hostage for ransom. Channel 32 has receive 2 tapes that reveal this shocking development. This first tape is said to be recorded by Mr. Capps himself.
The tape begins to play, Mr. Capps is talking
Mr. Capps: Diane, I have receive a text message telling me to meet someone here for some interesting info on a interesting artist. I know its a stretch, but I will do about anything for a good scoop after what happen with Max Armstrong. I still don't understand how his fan site got that information before I was even able to phone my magazine. Anyway I am waiting...
The sounds of a struggle are heard. The tape suddenly ends soon after.
Sarah Harpie: The next tape appears to recorded by Mr. Capps' captors.
The tape begins to play, Mr. Capps is once again talking
Mr. Capps: Hello, Channel 32 News. This is Johnathan Capps speaking. I have been kidnap and being force to read this poorly written statement. Put the gun down! Its not my fault you write like a trained monkey. They are requesting money so they don't have to kill me. If you do not play these tapes on the news they will have to kill me. After you play these tapes on the news we will send more tapes that say our demands. That is all, good night. Really? That is all good night? What the fu-
The tape ends
Jim Helter: We will keep you up to date on this matter. |
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erica:yup,this is what happens when kids watch that "airheads" movie too many times.
nina:get 'em mr caps! their guns are water pistols filled with hot sauce!! |
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