“…The madman is free
He won’t let you be
He’s got a hunger for your body
And he knows what he needs…”

That’s part of a song that you won’t hear on this album. Ronny Rocken & the Roadmasters’ First soundtrack (the madman is free). The debut that everybody has been waiting for. The album that makes you cum in excitement. The album that includes songs like Gimme Moonshine!

“…Gimme moonshine
Gimme give me moonshine everyday
Gimme moonshine
Gimme moonshine, the friend who’ll always stay
When everything else seems to fall apart
Gimme things that makes wonders on both liver and heart…”

I’m general Ironbutz and I’m here to help Ronny with the stuff he can’t handle. Ronny is too lazy to write a whole album on his own, so I’m filling in with a song I wrote. About what I like and such. And being in the army, you all know what that is

“…won’t you be my butty boy?
Be my sexy little toy
Won’t you warm my bratwurst if it gets cold?
Don’t you want a handsome man?
One who knows and one who can
Be my buttyboy before I get to old…”

And of course we’ve got other guests here as well. Among them, we’ve got the creature from the Pink Lagoon.

Creature: Eergh!

Ronny: His English isn’t that good. Mosnters aren’t known for it after all. But it’s enough to sing this song. What is it called?

Creature: Lickin’… PUSSY!

Ronny: Yes, Lickin’ a pussy. And this is what it sounds like.

“….LICKIN’ PUSSY!
Mew?
LICKIN’ PUSSY!
*Slurp!*
LICKIN’ PUSSY!
Meow!!...”

This and a whole lot more on the debut album Ronny Rocken & the Roadmasters’ First soundtrack (the madman is free). Already rated 88 by the magazines. Tells enough of what they think about it, I guess. But the rest of you know it’s gonna be great. And you all gonna bu..

Bobby: Ronny! Ronny, I got a great idea! An album! We’ll make a fuckin’ album!

Ronny: But I already…

Bobby: Record a couple of those crazy things you write. We gonna be rich!

Ronny: I’ve already made an al…

Bobby: We could call it the Madman! Put it on the homepage and all!

Ronny: I’VE ALREADY….

*BEEEEEEEP…*




Track list

1. Gimme Moonshine
2. Humpa disco
3. Suuk
4. Nuclear boogie
5. There's nobody like me
6. Deep and juicy pussies
7. Won't you be my buttyboy?
8. Bar brawl boogie
9. Lickin' a pussy
10. Suck suck suck