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I just killed a blue bottle, watched all the little maggots squirm out it's lifeless butthole, gave them a bit of kiwi to munch on til I burned them alive with my lighter.
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It's just down to how to treat both things I suppose, I'm ugly yet I can still get with girls so saying your ugly hinders your sexual promiscuity is a load of bullshit. Do what you want, girls are easy. Depends whether or not you get more of a sense of achievement from fucking someone or from being with them. |
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Aj wrote:Do what you want, girls are easy. Hey. Right here, and not always easy. It is more complex than that. You can say 'girls are easy' and be a barsteward about it because of your own experience - you're quite good-looking and have probably had an easy time. We don't just go for anyone, just like you don't - if you did, why haven't I got a long line of guys waiting? |
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bikz wrote:Aj wrote:Do what you want, girls are easy. Hey. Right here, and not always easy. It is more complex than that. You can say 'girls are easy' and be a barsteward about it because of your own experience - you're quite good-looking and have probably had an easy time. We don't just go for anyone, just like you don't - if you did, why haven't I got a long line of guys waiting? Nah, girl's just generally are once you've got the idea. Same with boys I guess, it's just people in general. I suppose women probably develop there own tastes as they get older, but from at least 13-18 girls are easy. If you find out what makes one tick it more than likely works with another and I'm not even joking. If it doesn't then they react badly and you move on, all you can do is be yourself but there are always different sides of yourself they might appreciate more. |
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I really don't like you. There is something about you which makes me want to destroy you. But you're more popular than me, so I won't start. |
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bikz wrote:I really don't like you. There is something about you which makes me want to destroy you. But you're more popular than me, so I won't start. Perhaps he's more popular because he doesn't care if he's popular or not? Because whining about "people don't like me on the internet" is even sadder than anything I fucking do, and I'm a pathetic individual. Also, how the fuck do you come to the conclusion that he's "more popular" than you? And why would that stop you from "destroying" him? Surely it's more fun to destroy someone who is popular, to try and bring them down off their fucking clone? Perhaps the reason you have not tried to "destroy" him is because you aren't that witty? Also also, isn't saying you won't start effectively starting in a kinda cowardly manner? Edited by user 01 August 2010 08:18:54(UTC)
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Apparently my boobs are nice.
Win.
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forkboy wrote:I get that alot. That's what they say to your face. Behind your back however... |
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Captain Insano wrote:forkboy wrote:I get that alot. That's what they say to your face. Behind your back however... Behind my back they say "He's got a lovely piece of fluff on his chin" |
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Raphaela wrote:Apparently my boobs are nice.
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bikz wrote:I really don't like you. There is something about you which makes me want to destroy you. But you're more popular than me, so I won't start. Well, the whole thing was about 13-18 year old's, and your what, 23? So it doesn't really apply to you anyway? ..aaaannyway, To anyone who knows anything about fashion: I got a pair of shoes I really like the other day, but they could really use some skinny jeans to make them look the best. But I have quite thick thighs, they're quite muscular because I walk a lot and do kickboxing. But this looks stupid with skinnies, so I really need some tips about either how to lose my thick thighs or find a type of slim jeans maybe ? I'm not sure, but if anyone could recommend me with a pair or even a specific designer it would be most appreciated. |
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forkboy wrote:Captain Insano wrote:forkboy wrote:I get that alot. That's what they say to your face. Behind your back however... Behind my back they say "He's got a lovely piece of fluff on his chin" you've finally hit puberty? |
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Rincewind wrote:forkboy wrote:Captain Insano wrote:forkboy wrote:I get that alot. That's what they say to your face. Behind your back however... Behind my back they say "He's got a lovely piece of fluff on his chin" you've finally hit puberty? Six days ago, my voice finally broke! |
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Going on a date tonight. Brother is going to look "Fresh"! Here I go!
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forkboy wrote:Rincewind wrote:forkboy wrote:Captain Insano wrote:forkboy wrote:I get that alot. That's what they say to your face. Behind your back however... Behind my back they say "He's got a lovely piece of fluff on his chin" you've finally hit puberty? Six days ago, my voice finally broke! Alas no longer shall I be able to enjoy his soprano singing voice. |
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Aj wrote:bikz wrote:I really don't like you. There is something about you which makes me want to destroy you. But you're more popular than me, so I won't start. Well, the whole thing was about 13-18 year old's, and your what, 23? So it doesn't really apply to you anyway? ..aaaannyway, To anyone who knows anything about fashion: I got a pair of shoes I really like the other day, but they could really use some skinny jeans to make them look the best. But I have quite thick thighs, they're quite muscular because I walk a lot and do kickboxing. But this looks stupid with skinnies, so I really need some tips about either how to lose my thick thighs or find a type of slim jeans maybe ? I'm not sure, but if anyone could recommend me with a pair or even a specific designer it would be most appreciated. I wear H&M slim blue jeans :) They're quite cheap, and the best kind! And if it's any plus, they make anyone's arse look nice too ;D They're more slim than most brands that claim to be slim cut too, they just fit really really well. You could get a pair of those? You can't see them terrifically well, but here's a photo I was wearing them in: http://lookbook.nu/files...okphoto33.jpg?1277634151As for losing thigh muscles, it's harder to do. I have really scrawny legs from just doing a lot of walking which seems to tone them, then when I shed about two stone worth of weight, all the excess went off them, which is why I wear such cigarette-esque jeans most of the time. Sadly when losing weight/mass off anywhere, legs are the last place to use it. Which is why you get some girls who are quite skinny who have bigger legs, or even for guys in some cases. Edited by user 02 August 2010 04:26:00(UTC)
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Topman do a slim jean as opposed to skinny, they are still skinny but they give you a little more in the thigh. These are the jeans I wear because I have a similar issue, years of playing ice hockey and skating a lot mean I have muscular thighs. |
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