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They walk inside and Stacey hangs a do not disturb sign on the door before making herself comfortable.
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ooc: What happens now? I don't think sexual posts are gonna be much appreciated. :P
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Taylr wrote:ooc: What happens now? I don't think sexual posts are gonna be much appreciated. :P OOC: Yeah I know. I guess we let people imagine what happens. |
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ooc: Hehe :P.
--A while later, after they've finished.--
Taylor sits up, looking at her.
Taylor: That was fun.
He smiles.
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Taylr wrote:ooc: Hehe :P.
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Taylor sits up, looking at her.
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Taylor: Well, turns out that they are.
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Eric Quillington kicks down the door to Jason Smith's room. As well as being naked, Eric's wet hair suggests he just got out of the shower. He talks incredibly quickly, and emphasizes all his words with spastic hand motions.
Eric: OH MY FUCKING GOD! Jason, I just realized that I've never been laid at the Dirty Bastard Hotel and Casino. But, yeah, of course I realize that me coming into your room like this and saying that statement maybe slightly homosexual. HOWEVER, that's not my intent. See, ladies essentially refer to you as a sex god, and I'm kind of... well, I'm not a sex god. So, help me!!Edited by user 23 November 2010 04:33:50(UTC)
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After the initial shock of Eric being completely nude in his room and shaking, Jason chuckles slightly.
Jason: Chill dude. No one is as much of a sex god as me. As of right now, your first plan of action should be to find some clothes.
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After taking note of Jason's comments, and various passing-by onlookers gasping at the sight of him, Eric finally realizes he's naked.
Eric: My towel must've... fallen off in the hallway. I was wondering why there was a sudden draft.
In embarassment, Eric quickly grabs the 'Jason Smith is God' shirt. Eric finds Fifty Pence on the floor after searching the room for money.
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Jason: A classy lady? I would say a good millisecond, at least. I don't know, I've never had to use one.
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Once Eric is finished posing for the shocked people outside the room, he lifts up the door and puts it back on his hinges. After bowing to the onlookers outside, he closes the door.
Eric: A drink would be lovely mate, thanks. Nothing too strong, though, because I can't have something that'll have some kind of reaction with the sugar I had right before I took a shower. It was a really... a very nice kind of sugar. Y'know, the kind that's best enjoyed through the nose...Edited by user 23 November 2010 04:54:32(UTC)
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It takes a while for Jason to get it. Eventually however, he does.
Jason: Oh, I see... nose sugar... okay. I'll just, err, get you a mild...
On their way down to the bar, Jason sees two lovely young ladies walking past. He whispers to Eric.
Jason: Watch and learn, my friend.
Jason goes up and talks to them. He returns with a phone number.
Jason: You see? Those girls are easy.
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Eric: Ah, okay, go after easy girls like them. I now know how they look, too; girls who stuff their below-average cup size with tissues, and cake on as much make-up as they can in an effort to hide sub-par skin.
Taking insult, the two woman slap Eric just as hard as Jason was.
Eric: Fuckin' hell, man. Keith Richards never had this kind of treatment... Edited by user 23 November 2010 05:02:44(UTC)
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Jason: Nah man, I just don't understand it... no class at all. Pah.
Jason scoffs at them, before continuing his way to the bar, pride still intact.
Jason: Right then... what were we doing again? Oh yeah, getting you a girl. Got a particular type?
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Eric: Personal preference... hmmm, I dunno. I guess whichever one is the most attractive. I know a special trick that'll have them all flocking over to me, as well.
After clearing his throat, Eric screams out as loud as he can.
Eric: ATTENTION LADIES; I AM A BONA FIDE ROCK STAR!
Life continues at the bar almost as if nothing was said. Several people look up to see who yelled, but resume drinking almost immediately. A voice can be heard saying, "I'm not drunk enough for that."
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Jason shakes his head in disbelief. He then gets up on the table for himself.
Jason: CAN I HAVE YOUR ATTENTION PLEASE. ERIC HAS MONEY.
In the distance, a voice saying "fuck off, you fuzzy twat!" can be heard.
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Eric: Yeah, and chloroform is expensive, too. I'd rather spend my money on something that doesn't make me a rapist. Alright mate, I'm taking matters into my own hands here. Back me up on this.
Eric sits down at the bar, right beside a woman and her date.
Eric: Hello there, ma'am. My name is Eric Quillington, and I'm the frontman of Infinite. I like romantic nights out on the town, and listening to soothing music. Your boyfriend, on the other hand, likes to take his dates to a dirty bar with terrible service.
Woman: I work here as one of the barmaids, and I also help to clean up any messes. My boyfriend was just nice enough to visit me in an attempt to cheer me up. Drunks like you can ruin my day, which is why it's nice to have him around.
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Jason: She totally wanted your cock, man. Playin' hard to get.
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Eric: Alright, yeah, how about this; your taste in woman is far superior to mine, so why don't you go scout the area. Y'know, see who's around. I'm just gonna go and make it obvious to this woman who the better man is.
Eric rudely brings a chair in between the two lovers, and sits down. After smiling at the two of them, he begins to talk to the male.
Eric: So, bud! How many copies did your debut album sell?
Woman's Date: Oh, hey, that's a good one. Y'know, my younger brother loves Infinite.
Eric: Oh, uhm... really?
Woman's Date: Yeah, man! He's five years old. He loves extremely simple nursery rhymes.
Eric: I WILL END YOU!
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