*Band walks in, and set up*
Carl: Uh, hi, we're called Craziness, we'll play 6 songs.
Mike: Yeah, our new single, Internet, will be out in 4 weeks.
Mr. Potato: Do you have any potatoes?
Bartender: NO, NOW SHUT UP AND START PLAYIN'!
Mr. Potato: Ok, don't rush us.
*Band performs Please Live and Engrish*
Carl: By the way, the 2 songs we just performed are on our available CD.
Mike: Uh, yeah, the record shop down the road sells it.
Mr. Potato: Next song is written by me, called "I Eat Potatoes"
*Audience laughs*
*Band performs I Eat Potatoes*
Bartender: What was that? I paid you to play proper songs, not that crap!
Mr. Potato: That wasn't crap!
Audience: Yes it was!
Carl: Ok, the next songs are good ones, I promise.
Bartender: They'd better be.
*Band performs Solitude and Insanity*
Bartender: Ok, that's good.
Mike: This is our last song now, uhh, Internet, it'll be available on a single in 4 weeks.
*Band performs Internet*
Audience: YEAH!!! THAT WAS GREAT!!!!
*band packs up and leaves*