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My friend and I were messaging some girls, and I started writing funny poems and everyone though they were good. Here they are.
Roses are red, grasses are greener. Sometimes when I poop, I play with my weiner. I wish she would show her chest. rub my cock across her breasts. that is what I like the best. then we can have a jizzfest.
my penis is the very best. it fits nicely within ur chest. I wanna cum on each breast. how about we put it to the test? lie on ur back and take a rest. we about to have a jizzfest. I dont care if it was even incest. I wanna use my cum to make a crest.
baby lemme fuck dat arse. Id take u straight to mars. we would get there on flying cars. we will look out at all the stars. we might even stop by some bars. get above the space radar. when I fuck u ill go "rawr!". I promise ill smash tht ass far.
baby lemme tap dat ass. it so juicy and full of gas. it is gonna be full of my penis mass. u gone be my little lass. I'll fist u with my knuckle made of brass. u gonna like it without no sass. then we gonna go fishing for some bass. baby yo ass is clearly so first class
girl I know u want my D. but girl u aint gonna get it free. after I cum Im gonna pee. I want u to slurp it, its so easy. after tht u gonna give me a blow. or else I aint gonna suck ur toe. I want u to get really low. cuz ur so cute id make u my ho
babe u know tht I am smart. but when I go to harvard I'll still tap ur tart. I think ur booty is a work of art. even if it can make a fart. id still throw myself in it like a dart. if u was on amazon id add u to my cart. im saying this from the heart. now excuse me, I gotta take a shart.
girl ur pussy is made of gold. its not all wrinkly and old. or at least ive been told. thts an image tht I was sold. I bet it looks really bold. like an eagle with a cold. wtf did I just write, I lol'd. I hope its no blue waffle cuz thtd be mold.
girl wanna ride my cock? I swear its harder than a rock. its so big I park it in a dock. it only works at 69 o'clock. people wanna steal it so I bought a lock. no free rides nigga, or ill get my glock. Its so big it led the nba in block. it takes no shit while wearing its croc
girl wanna be my bitch? I swear tht I can make u rich. we'll fuck so hard ur cooch will have an itch. just dont tell or else ud be a snitch. if u do ill throw u in a ditch and get buried by my nigga mitch. then he would get a ride to hitch. so girl wanna lick my 9 inch?
girl wanna eat my cum? I swear ud go "om nom nom". every does it, even my mum. its so easy, u can even be dumb. it tastes like rum, only bitter. but how can u taste it when i came in ur shitter? at least u wont get preggers from my critter. go ahead, post it on twitter.
girl do u swallow or spit? cmon dont be a hypocrite. Its ok I can cum on ur tit. I guess I like tht I little bit. but then I get to sit. I aint gonna take this shit. if no oral than at least I dont have to wear my cock mitt. so which one is it?
girl can I lick ur muff? it looks like the one owned by hillary duff. my cock inside will make a puff. I promise ill be really rough. it will squeeze up real tough. cuz my cock will make it stuff. I aint making a bluff. thts wut it means to be in true love.
hey girl, I think i'm gay. ha ha ha ha ha, jk! Wouldn't tht shit be cray? especially since I tapped ur A? That prolly wouldn't be ok. Especially with my lover Jose. I just hope to god and pray. That I can tap yo pussy, ay ay?
hey girl, you know it's true. everybody has to take a poo. today, i even took two. But like I didn't take with my hand, EWWW! That shit makes me wanna sue. In my toilet, there's shit I brew. Do you even have a clue, of kind of effort that takes to do? Yeah you do. We all poo!
anyway im gonna call it a rap, kinda like wut i put on my cock before i tap. i buy all my condoms at the GAP, from a ugly ass looking sap. on them, i especially love the cap, cuz it really makes tht ass clap. but forreal, Imma go have a fap, and then i'll probably take a nap.
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Something something VAGINA. Something something about CHINA. Something something CUM ON YOUR FACE. Something something STICKY WHITE LACE. Something something ANAL SEX. Something something TYRANNOSAURUS REX. Something something REAL JUICY. Something something DICK TITS PUSSY. |
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Lmfao !
My innocent eyes ... They didn't ask for this . Edited by user 20 August 2013 01:59:47(UTC)
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