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Offline Read hard  
#1 Posted : 26 August 2013 21:40:28(UTC)
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The Read hards are about to release their next single Cereal killer and here's a talk some shitty radio show had with The Bitch:

Radio host: Your new album has been largely successful, are you excited to put out a fourth single from it?
The Bitch: It's weird that such an old band can come back and release an album that does this well and not be riding on the wave the surfed back in the day. We're excited to release cereal killer, it's totally cereaous
Radio host: Any plans for a new album?
The bitch: We haven't started writing anything lately, we've been on the road most of the time and going to spa's, have I said we love spa's? We might make a B-side comp
Radio host: Where is your tour going?
The bitch: We're doing a small club show in Tokyo for a dollar, it's fun!
Radio host: Now you can introduce your song
The Bitch: this is Lady gaga with Pokerpace!
Radio host: ....
The bitch: nah, this is Ceral killer by the Read hards, lolz
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kandii on 26/08/2013(UTC), erich hess on 26/08/2013(UTC)
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#2 Posted : 27 August 2013 05:56:08(UTC)
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Cereal Killer

Verse 1

My head really aches
I haven't gotten my cornflakes
those frosties seems further away
and I feel I might murder some day
I can't relax
if I don't have my honey snacks
the milk is already spillt
I might have to kill

Chorus

Cause I'm a cereal killer
every afternoon
I'm a cereal killer
I eat it with a spoon
I'm a cereal killer
it's the way I feel
I'm a cereal killer
and I have it ever meal

Verse 2

I have my rice crispies today
and I'll get my special K
All brand looks like my poop
so now I'm eating some loops
I'm so ill for it
that I could kill for it
so I'll hide from the cops
while I eat my coco pops

Bridge

I look just like Ben Stiller
I am a cereal killer

I hate mirrors

Verse 1

I hate mirrors
they look so creepy
they always haunt me
when I'm sleeping
I hate mirrors
with no exception
all they show
is a reflection

ah ah ah I hate mirrors
they give me shives
I hate mirrors!
they always come nearer

Verse 2

I hate mirrors
they seem fake
they are bacwards
and they always break
I hate mirrors
miserably
they show an ugly person
that person is me
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#3 Posted : 27 August 2013 21:25:45(UTC)
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