lyrics:

Looking at myself with beer goggles

Verse 1

I'm the world's confuser
I know I'm a loser
I'm an intrrovenus user
I got a number they gave me zero
I'm the one who shot and missed
I didn't get kissed
I'm the main protagonist
baby, I'm an anti hero!

So how do I look at myself?

Chorus

I look at myself with beer goggles
It makes me feel hot
so I look at myself with beer goggles
and show the world what I've got

Verse 2

I know I'm disgusting
and I'm creeping and lusting
there's no use in trusting
the lies that I serve
We're not oblivious
we know that we're hideous
but there's no need to pity us
that's somethhing we don't deserve

So how do I look at myself?

Chorus

I look at myself with beer goggles
I feel sexy indeed
so I look at myself with beer goggles
It's really all I need

Bridge

So if you feel terrible
feel the world frowns at you
just get some beer spectacles
and you can look beer spectacular too

Beethoven boogie

Verse 1

They say roll over beethoven
Tell Tsaikovski the news
Hunny, I'm giving you my money
don't you step on my blue suede shoes!
You just got to dance
just can't refuse it
Boogie woogie beat
let's listen to classical music

Chorus

It's the Beethoven boogie
Boogie woogie woogie
yeah yeah yeah

Verse 2

There's nothing more awesome
no there's nothing finer
than listening to symphony
no 5 in C minor
Made music until
his last breath
he kept on going
even though he was deaf

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