Faith smiles. "I can be a real business woman bitch when I have to," she says with a small shrug. "They all fear me. The tension when I walk into the office is beautiful. It almost turns me on. And I've never had sex on my desk. I think that's the main source of the tension." She giggles, and then sighs, thinking about Nichole. She told Nichole that she would keep it a secret, but she knew that Kai would probably find out sooner or later. "It's, uh... Erica Kobayashi." She clicks her tongue. "They're walking this fine line of adorable and pathetic together. Like, Nichole is convinced that after Erica's wife gives birth to this kid, they'll have rights to it because it's Nichole's ex-husband's, or something like that. I don't know. They're just playing house together for now, I think." She shakes her head. "I love Nichole, but damn. I mean, if Erica and her wife's relationship was on the rocks anyway, then I guess I could understand Erica cheating on her, you know what I mean? But when a relationship is really good - or if you're wife is fucking pregnant - and you still cheat? That's just being selfish. And a dick." She laughs. "Erica is adorable, but I think she's kind of a dick, deep down." She kisses Kai when he tells her that Warped Tour offered him a spot. "What? Yeah! That's amazing, right? What kind of person would I be if I said, 'No, Kai! You can't go on Warped Tour!'?" She laughs. "That's so cool.... Do you want me to go with you, or is having your girlfriend on tour kind of cramping your style now?" She pulls out her phone. "Calling Germany now," she says jokingly as she starts looking at plane tickets online. "We could go... tomorrow?"

Faith laughs. "I actually go in my normal clothes most of the time," she admits with a shrug. "I think people are even more afraid of you when you genuinely look like you don't get a shit. They're all so scared about getting fired on a daily basis, and I walk in looking like a damn Suicide Girl. It adds another level of complication to my office. I love it." She giggles at the thought of her and Kai having sex in her office. "I wouldn't even close the door. I'd make them all fucking watch." She laughs even harder and then shrugs to Kai's reaction about Erica and Nichole. "I don't know... If you were unhappy, you'd tell me, wouldn't you? Her wife is a big girl. If Erica is so unhappy, she should just tell her and get it over with." She shrugs, as if it all seemed like the simplest thing in the world to her. Faith had been the other woman before, of course, but she never really thought much of it before. Now that she was in a relationship, she felt bad for any person who found themselves in some sort of cheating situation - the cheater, the cheatee, and the victim. "Yeah, I wouldn't expect you to go that long without sex." She winks. "I guess I have to go along to make sure none of those Kai groupies who send you their underwear get a piece of you, huh?" She asks jokingly as she buys the tickets online. "Sorry it's such sort notice. There's just... not a lot of plane going to Germany right now." She laughs again with a shrug.

"Vanilla? Not compared to them. All the personal assistants are either running around in those Hillary Clinton pant suits, or they look like they're auditioning for a secretary fantasy porno. I look pretty damn not-vanilla compared to them. I'm... I'm motherfucking Cherry Garcia mixed with Chocolate Chip Cookie Dough compared to them." Faith laughs at her attempt to make herself seem more interesting than the people that Kai has never met. She laughs even harder at Kai making eye contact with all the people in her office while they have sex. "Poor Erica. That's probably exactly why she's keeping it a secret. The heart wants what the heart wants, but now there's kids involved. On both sides... God, both Nichole and Erica are going to have fucked up kids, I can see it now." She shakes her head, smirking a bit, happy that she'll never have to deal with something like this. "Um, I don't think it's illegal. I know for a fact that people on the internet will pay top dollar for used underwear. You may be sitting on a stack of gold right now and not even know it. There's a lot of weird people out there." She shrugs as well as she confirms the tickets, a small smile on her face. "Alright. Tomorrow. 8 AM."

Faith giggles. Kai had a way of making her feel like the most attractive woman on earth. Even if it was just another instance of them giving into the sexual attraction between the two of them, and never focusing on the mental attraction, she still enjoyed every moment of it. "I'd look so gross pregnant anyway. I'm too small. I'd look irregular." She shakes her head. Even if her reasons for never wanting to have kids was completely out of vanity and nothing else, she knew that she would take ever precaution to keep her body the beautiful temple that it was. Or that she thought it was. She finishes her beer that she forgot she had, and immediately goes over to the fridge for another one. "Do you have any plans this week? We could just hang around in Germany for a while, take our time, find a cool place to live... I'm not in any hurry to get back." Faith lights a cigarette with her other hand as she comes back to the couch, sitting down next to Kai.

Faith laughs, throwing her head back. "Oh, so you wouldn't care if I were pregnant from somebody else? You just don't want it to be yours?" She asks jokingly, nudging him with her elbow. "I'll be sure to keep that in mind." She shakes her head, smirking at the very idea. She grabs him a beer as well as tosses it over. "If you could move it, that'd be awesome. If not, then we can just start in with Germany later," She says in her business-like voice, which came out of habit when she was scheduling or trying to schedule around anything with somebody else. "Australia was... perfect. Just you and me. Nobody else around. Nobody else to worry about." She sighs happily. She knew that subconsciously she was trying to recreate Australia with moving to Germany, hoping that it would be exactly the same. Deep down, she knew that there was no way it could be the same, and she'd go back to being insecure about everything after a little while of living in Germany, but she could hope, couldn't she?

"'Spurts up ya,'" Faith repeats, imitating Kai's accent with a laugh. She loved the things that he said. The colloquialisms never failed to tickle her. "But no. I promise never to get pregnant by you or anybody else." She giggles to herself when she sees him open her beer with a bottle opener, guessing that he must have given up on trying to open it with his teeth like her. "I thought you were fed up with me," she says back, surprised that it was the other way around as well. "I mean, I had no idea what was going on with you. And you were just going to go off to Australia alone without even telling me." She laughs a little. "I guess I thought you were done with me, and didn't know how to say it, so you were just ignoring that I existed." She leans into him as he rubs her back, smiling. "I love you, too, Rollins."

Faith frowns. Although she was happy to hear that Kai wasn't fed up with her, and that they had both just been being stupid when they thought that each other was done with the other, she wasn't totally satisfied with his answer. "Can I be honest with you without you being upset? I mean, can I tell you how I feel, and have you not take it as an attack on your person?" She asks cautiously. They were so happy, and she didn't want to ruin it, but she didn't want to leave this conversation with things that needed to be said unsaid. "I'm so glad I met you, too, Kai..." She kisses him lightly. "Our meeting was so serendipitous and random. I don't think anybody could ever say that us being together wasn't fate."

Feeling Kai take his arm from around Faith makes her body tense up and her frown deepen. Her automatic response is to stop everything and try to make them go back to the way they were before she brought anything up, but she forces herself to keep going. She wraps her arms around herself and she speaks, staring at the floor. "Sometimes... Most of the time, actually... I think that when I'm here, in front of you, you love me and want me and missed me. But when I leave, and I'm not around you, I feel like you forget about me." She bites her lip and looks up at him, trying to gauge a reaction. "I feel like I was getting more attention from you when we were just hooking up than I am now, being your girlfriend."

Faith bites her lip harder. "I don't want to fight, Kai," she says softly. "And I don't think you're a shit, and I want to move in with you because I love you more than anything. I just... I..." She sighs. There was nothing she could say now that wouldn't be taken as an attack on Kai as a person. "Sometimes I feel like I come in second place to your Twitter affairs. I mean, just last week you were sending pictures of your dick to people. And if it were to just Erica, I would be fine with that, but it wasn't. And that bothers me. I guess I just want to understand where you think the boundaries of this relationship begin and end."

Faith gives Kai a small smile. It genuinely made her feel a bit better to hear him say that he was sorry. She didn't expect that. She stands up from the couch and walks over to Kai's, wrapping her arms around him and kissing his cheek. "Thank you," she says quietly. "I love you so much. I get terrified when you talk to girls like that. I mean, I'm your girl, right? Your only girl?" She kisses him again.