Santanic verses (Lyrics and Music: Read hards)
Verse 1
Ho ho ho
Rudolph is the omen
we're gonna kill Frosty
and all the other snowmen
I am Santa clause
I have a giant peen
A rebel without a cause
I'm cooler than James Dean
Chorus
Cause I won't give you 7 curses
Won't grand you 14 nurses
I'm not really all that silly
I won't go through your purses
I just singing Santanic verses
Verse 2
Santa has a mohawk
and I'm feeling drunk and crusty
I went from turkey to India
and I'll be eating Salmon, Rushdie
I have a Santa Cause
I'll never be the same
I'm a santa without a clause
I'm a number without a xmas
Bridge
Peace is bad for business
so I'll start a war
this isn't the war on christmas
Xnmas isn't worth fighting for
Jolly Jolly Jolly
Deck your walls with birds of holly
My poster (Lyrics: The Bitch, Music: Read hards)
Verse 1
I've got a poster
it's of the Ramones
hanging next to the pistols
and over the Rolling stones
Joey and Dee Dee
John and Tommy oh
the top says Gabba Gabba hey!
the bottom says Hey ho let's go!!!
Chorus
It's my Poster
whoah oh oh
It hangs on my wall
My favorite thing
my everything, my all
It's my poster
yeah yeah yeah
Verse 2
I've got a poster
it's trainspotting
hangs next to a towell
and a body that's rotting
I bought it at the record store
same day I got love bites
and my pulp fiction poster
I've looked at so many lonely nights
Bridge
life might be rollercoaster
but I'll always have my poster
nanananana
Scouting for Dummies(Lyrics: Poo peter, Music: Read hards)
Verse 1
I wanna start scouting
it's the hobby for me
I wanna put out fires
and go to the Jamboree
but I'm getting an old asshole
and I don't wanna hang out
with a bunch of kids
But I still wanna scout
So I read
Chorus
Scouting for dummies
it is my favorite book
Scouting for dummies
it really got me hooked
Scouting for dummies
it's better than it looked
Scouting for dummies
I got a bait and a hook
Verse 2
I got listened to ZZ top
then i grew a beard
and I promise
that I'm always prepared
I hate sleeping in tents
and I don't like using knives
so I live through things in books
that I won't do in real life
Bride
I read singing for dummies
instead of joining a choir
I cannot sing o holy night
and I can't make bread on fire
Canned beans and Sweet dreams (Lyrics and Music: Read hards)
Verse 1
i'm not Justin bieber
I can't dance and sing
and in my confusion
I got the solution
that I suck at every thing
I say a lot of words
dunno what half of them means
it's started to hurt
when I burp
I have canned beans and sweet dreams
Chorus
Canned dreams
ah ah
and Sweet dreams
I am beautiful
my meal was nice and cheap
I ate my stomach full
and now it's time to sleep
Verse 2
I may not be filthy
I'm sure as fuck not royal
I listen to real mckenzies
and all my friends see
that I am pretty loyal
And I'm in a tuxito
toxic comes from my ass
I'm sitting in bars
smoking big cigars
High class and passed gas
(I can't get no)Scatus Fraction (Lyrics: The Bitch, Music: Read hards)
Verse 1
I'm not Mick Jagger
I'm not into dirty action
what I'd really like
is having Scatus Fraction
I don't what it really means
but I won't forget it
and it really bums me out
that I can't get it
Chorus
Cause I I I
am stuck without this Scatus
it's never coming at us
it stops before the action
and the world thinks I'm dumb
Cause I can't get no Scatus Fraction
Verse 2
I wasn't in the rolling stones
I'm not Ron Wood
people say I'm ugly
and I'm upto no good
I made an omelett
and what's really sad is
I can't do anything
when I can't get scatus
Edited by user 22 December 2013 04:01:39(UTC)
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