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We've tried to cash in on the holidays like everyone else and made a xmas single!

Santanic verses(single version) (Lyrics and Music: Read hards)

Verse 1

Ho ho ho
Rudolph is the omen
we're gonna kill Frosty
and all the other snowmen
I am Santa clause
I have a giant peen
A rebel without a cause
I'm cooler than James Dean


Chorus

Cause I won't give you 7 curses
Won't grand you 14 nurses
I'm not really all that silly
I won't go through your purses
I'm just singing Santanic verses

Verse 2

Santa has a mohawk
and I'm feeling drunk and crusty
I went from turkey to India
and I'll be eating Salmon, Rushdie
I have a Santa Cause
I'll never be the same
I'm a santa without a clause
I'm a number without a name

Bridge

Peace is bad for business
so I'll start a war
this isn't the war on christmas
Xmas isn't worth fighting for

Jolly Jolly Jolly
Deck your walls with birds of holly

Old Rabbits die hard

Verse 1

I'm an old rabbit
and I'm ready for xmasparties
I travel back in time
like Doctor who in his tardis
I've slept with Rudolph
and made Frosty melt
and this love for xmas
might be a call for help

Chorus

Some might call it a bad habit
but they won't get a xmas card
I may be an old rabbit
but old rabbits die hard

Verse 2

Some have pizza on xmas
others have a stuffed turkey
but those fuckers who have bunnies
sure as fuck won't be eating me
I'm santa's little helper
I'm the yule goat's extra inch
and if you laugh at my carrot
you're a fucking grinch

ah ah
Rabbit rabbit