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Offline Read hard  
#1 Posted : 24 January 2014 07:21:39(UTC)
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The Read hards are back with the 4th single from their "High class and passed gas!" album: I'm the president. A song written by the drummer Robin Banks!

http://www.therockstarga...ingle.asp?SingleID=56878

The lyrics:

I'm the president (Lyrics: Robin Banks, Music: Read hards)

Verse 1

I got my penis erected
I got elected
for presidential dooty
cause I am such a cutie
I wear tiny briefs
I'm commander in chief
I have a grocery bag
I rally 'round the flag

Chorus

I'm the most powerful man in the world
I can get just any girl
I'm cooler than 50 Cent
Yeah I'm the president

Verse 2

I always wear a suit
I can play the flute
I have a puppy dog
in this nation under god
I always have to cry
on the 4th of July
and one turkey is the winner
and gets out of thanksgiving dinner

Chorus

I'm the voice the people
Barbie's standing on my steeple
I'm sexier than Kent
Cause I'm the President

This bowl of spaghetti

Verse 1

I'm ready for
a real nice meal
a bowl of spaghetti
a spin on my wheel
Every time I'm lonely
I make something unholy
a stick of macaroni
and plate of ravioli

I love Pasta

Chorus

Baby, I've got a bowl of spaghetti
It's a dinner without flaws
Whoah ah, this bowl of spaghetti
with lovely tomato sauce

Verse 2

I'm hungry again
and I can't macaroni
so I'll get some Penne
and some canneloni
I had myself a party
got covered in confetti
Smeared whipped cream on my body
and ate some spaghetti

Edited by user 24 January 2014 07:22:13(UTC)  | Reason: Not specified

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