I took last Friday for spring break and went to Germany, so it is nice to know that I put my face on camera and people don’t know me. I’m just kidding I’m get one of the following
1) Death stare
2) You’re funny
3) I hate you
And lastly a phone number, I Love girls that think I’m famous. Yes boast my ego more.
To clean shit up a bit around here I got the anonymous voice guy who is going to be the voice of reason around here so say hello voice, (Hello) Anyway get strapped in keep your eyes peeled because like all college kids we are going to cram and put two episodes into one. HORRAY!
Today is Friday March 21, 2014 and here is the CATCH UP!
It’s good that I don’t have to go back and do some fact checks this week mostly because I was unplugged from the matrix, screw you that joke isn’t old yet but I did get into a mini twitter war. What make people think that this is a serious respectful show are the same people that think I famous outside of the US and all I can do laugh inside while you stroke my ego. I was also queen approved and then unapproved because of my dick jokes but where is the entertainment in being asexual asshole. Get it, because if I didn’t have a dick I would just have an asshole and would mostly be asexual but also a sexual asshole because that will the only thing. Alright I think I murder that joke much like how Vanity is going to kill it in outer space. BA-ZING! I did the old non sexual reach around. I come behind and you think I’m done, you don’t where this is going and then “One Day” it all makes sense and I come back into the spotlight like Christina Lakes. BOOM! I’m on FIIYAH!! Next topic (Excuse him he is trying to make up for losing time on the dick jokes)
Carmen Grant is going on tour while Kidd Amaze tour is ending. I’m not much into rap but I could do indie unless it is that song that was listing to give someone diabetes (You know the song with Evangeline Wolfe I thought it was a cute song). Carmen is an interesting chick I wonder if she always talks in third person. And how that came to be?
(Imaging)
Two boys around Carmen because she is the “new kid”
Boy 1: Hey what is your name?
Carmen: Carmen
Boy 2: Would you like to play with us?
Carmen: Sure!
{After Puberty}
Boy 1: Hey what is your name?
Carmen: Carmen,
Boy 2: Would you like to play with us?
Carmen: Sure,
Following up with a lot of moaning, groaning, laughing, nachos, soda and a phone
As it turned out Carmen learned two things hanging with those boys the quick way to get a guy to like you is to be funny the second is how to say it with your chest. (We here do know think anything badly of Carmen Grant and find her music enjoyable and will be there with her Mercury Tour kicks off. P.S. Smash Up is also on tour if your more into Rock and Roll)
Lets see how Ashley Grimme is doing with her underdog status. Huh, seems like she put out an EP underdog. Wait she didn’t have underdog as a song. She didn’t even have a dog in the picture, I got to take points off and you know Germany and Russia are strict on judging so that is going to hurt her score. Keep trying girl hopefully they will just “Let Go” and relax about the picture. Oh and she also has out Let Go with Jacob Estrada. I remember one time a girl told me “It's driving me insane but it's just too hard to let go,” Ha, what am I saying it happens more than once. (Ashley Grimme has done good work lately and while that part was taken out of context be sure to listen to Let Go from Ashley and Jacob the link is here )
Chloe came out with three songs “These Bitches Aint Shit”, “The One”, “Nothing but Heels On”. You know it was missing a “With” but that sounding like she was talking shit. She was will her girlfriends saying “Honey, These bitches aint shit the one with nothing but heels on. She is such a dirty hoe with stanky pussy can’t steal my man.” I think I just found her next three titles “Dirty Hoe”, “Stanky Pussy”, and “Can’t Steal My Man”. Bonus points if Sonaye does a rap verse to “Stanky Pussy” By bonus points I want some money coming up for these titles. (Money will be good seeing as he isn’t going to paid because I’m just a voice and wouldn’t have a mouth to feed put please give food is money is an issue.)
Maggie did a song with Trish title “Bitch Is Back”. Finally a title that makes perfect sense, honesty I didn’t care for the song but I could watch the video until I’m blue and I’m not talking blue in the face. I know Maggie is trying to come back to the spotlight but you how are you going to top someone going to sing in outer space. Not going to happen and I don’t like Trish’s whole thing she got going for her, she seems really racket (He says this but secretly he would love nothing more than to be that bed and be dominated by them) I call bullshit on that you mean to tell me that I want a girl to control me? (Well why don’t you tell them about keyboard under your bed that has some sticky keys) MOVING ON!
The indie Duo of “Hey Lolita!” appears to be breaking up which is sad you never want to see such a pretty lady alone in a big bed in a big house (They broke up from being a group,) OH I thought that was a some break up because he couldn’t do right and was cheating with Nadia (We here do not believe in such rumors and don’t look at Nadia or Jared in such a way.)
On the Horizon is putting the finishing touching on an album which will be there first really album, that it on that one (Where moving on?) Yep, their going on tour after and I would like to see the event on the horizon soon. (I walked into that one,) HA, this is my show biatch.
K-Pop duo Mi-Mi came out with an album In Our Youth what the hell is this about when they are younger than what they already are what is with Asians starting so early? (It is a good album and it talks about life and you should check it out the link is right
here)
Signs are pointing to Amy Meyer is going to break away to do her solo career sooner than later which was bound to happen sometime (She is very talented and I think she will do great,) What are the people in the background going to do not everyone can sing and no one wants to that one where you look back and find out that you need the group to generate money for yourself. You don’t want be doing Old Navy commercials.
Rapper Lotus (Sarojini Lui) Don’t be impressed he is a English major and has travel all over the world, so he can roll names off. Watch, Sarolini, Sarogeni, Sarojeni, Lotus damnit came out with the EP Love letters with a few tracks (It looks to be great work, let’s hope she can move past the incident and get back to making music) Don’t rappers need inspiration, the pain of loss. It’s like blues only with more of a rhyme and with more bitches and gang signs? (No, it not have you even been paying attention to rap lately) I’m too busy trying to be hardcore so I can impressive one of the girls from the Dolls.
The Dolls came out with a song with Chloe and it was hot I enjoy it a lot, (That’s it?) Well I would say more be this Ryan guy look like he was going to go for teeth if I didn’t “back off”. (He must have been a boyfriend) That’s right you know the drill. Handcuff your woman when I’m around. (Do you know what that means) Not a clue but that’s what I hear rappers say all the time.
Barbarian went to 106 and I thought would be fun so her and Bow Wow try to get something going on tv but it ever happen (Aren’t you going to talk about her new song work my body?) Bow Wow should have worked that body ( She is dating Curtis Cash though) It would have been good TV. OH and then have Kidd come out and wrap her in his arms and say “MINE!” making out with barbarian while glaring at Bow-Wow (He’s dating Airemese though) You can’t tell me people wouldn’t flip shit if that happen.
Nadia Berry went and sign with Freedom. Is it just me of is studio 60 falling off. Freedom is like the new Studio60 and Permanent Reminder is like the new Tri-Jams. (I think it is just you, Studio 60 has a lot of people on their roster.) I wonder if Freedom and Permanent Reminder are going to merge together as well. I wouldn’t look at the old Studio and be warned (You don’t know what you’re talking about do you.) Lets listen to the new song…….What the HELL NADIA!! What the heck is that music!?!? (Wow, thirty seconds , <.< you couldn’t listen to the whole song. ) FUCK NO! You broke my heart Nadia this is the reason why Studio 69 is falling through the cracks. Get Ready labels there is going to be a fire sale on artist soon. (This is a good song, it IS different from her normal sound, but I find it does go with the mood of the song and it is a different pace then what you hear normally on the radio and that makes it special here. Check out Nadia new song Cold Stone World
http://www.therockstargame.com/...s&t=11249#post365176 )
(Are we going to talk about leopard Five?) what about them, ( They have a new song out that is really good,) why don’t you take over for a second I’m going to check on SYNCO and teach them how to do a sex song……..~Door Closes~…..(~sighs~ Leopard Five has a great new song out called Stay Away that you should check it as they are slowly getting a following.
http://www.therockstarga...s&t=11024#post355764 ) ~Door Opens~ See this is the reason why you need voice. That was boring, all that Bah, Bah, Bah, nice talk. Now let’s talk about SEX!
SYNCO came out with a next Song don’t have to wait anymore. Sadly I do have to wait at least until your 18. ( You’re not going to talk the song are you,) Why should I we all know what this song is about, we know that little girls are going to sing this song now knowing what it really means so leave it to big brother Chris to be the role model here and tell these girls wait. ( I didn’t really care for the song, it sounded too generic.)
Running out of time so it time again for Quick takes!
Isabel Release is on track as to be an EP. I'm still wondering when she is like 28 how old will her boyfriend be
The Enlightened did a song called shadows Now into extreme Metal but I did say the Illuminati was coming and sure enough I'll already getting people tell me their in the cult, so congrats guys welcome to showbiz
Cherry Street New song Fuck It All is my ~Song of the Week~ because it stands for everything I stand for, people don't like you, having a bad day, partner cheating on you. Fuck em. Fuck them All
Victoria Black No relation to Adam Black can out with bulletproof and then went to take shot at Adam black on how they aren't related. Tough break Elyar you could of have a sister.
Suburban Sunrise came out with a song but did you guys listen, no I don't think so because they leave and come back like herpes, Which is ironic that their song is call "where I been," I think the answer to that is remission.
Finally Kidd Came out with a song called "I Want You" Seriously is this guy even a rapper?
That is all the time we have for this Double Stuff Episode Join us next Friday until then remember Voice is always watching, well he can't watch since he doesn't have eyes, or a face for that matter. But I do and I'm always blogging.