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The Bitch: Our new album went nr 1 in every continent except the UK, which in our mind isn't even a continent, they suffer from incontinence. http://www.therockstarga..._album.asp?AlbumID=23657
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Da lyrics
Hanging by the flagpole
Verse 1
Life has been a roller coaster ride
from the cradle to where I am now
and now matter how I feel inside
it always changes somehow
I feel like a boomerang in here
and there's not much to do
people just say "hang in there
and just enjoy the view"
Chorus
Hey, there, can you see me?
I'm hanging by the flagpole
pretending I am wild and free
I'm just hanging by the flagpole
I guess I'm always gonna be
Hanging by the flagpole
hanging by the flagpole
Verse 2
I'm sitting on my ferris weel
that's where I fell off the wagon
no one cares how I feel
should I start chasing the dragon?
just when I think I destroy myself
and think "maybe I'll die"
people just say "enjoy yourself
I'll never get that high"
Bridge
I can see my house from here
I can see a lot, but I don't care
Malaria in the area
Verse 1
I gave what I took
read life like a book
now it's time to turn the pages
I won't let it go to my head
but a deadly disease is being spread
and I've heard it's contagious
Chorus
Cuz there's Malaria in the area
if I get it I am dead
there's Ebola in my granola
there's cancer in my bread
Verse 2
I need to take a shower
stand there for an hour
maybe I'll be clean soon
I'm sure I'm gonna hate it
but it's best I'll be isolated
and put in a padded room
Bridge
People say I'm just paranoid
people say i read too much
but reality has been destroyed
I am way out of touch
Nice guys finish first
Verse 1
Met a girl at a bar
she had a pick in her hand
she told me she played guitar
in a rock n roll band
she worked doing retail
and spent some time as a housewife
and now I got to hear every detail
of her private life
She said
Chorus
Nice guys finish first
they really are the worst
just shoot their gun and it goes off
bad guys finish last
they really are a blast
they don't go to the doctor just to turn and cough
she had a drink to quench her thirst
and said Nice guys finish first
Verse 2
She told me about her last huss
whom she married when she was 21
he was a good dude who drove the bus
but he was never any fun
he left her for Donna Blue eyes
that's how it always works
sometimes nice guys
really are a bunch of jerks
Control alt delete
Verse 1
Things seem lika a computer
something everyone can afford
we all have a mouse
and a keyboard
we need our space
and we all press enter
it doesn't matter if we're in school
or in a senior center
Chorus
Everything is a total mess
press control alt delete
How could anyone have guessed?
press control alt defeat
Verse 2
We're lost into a screen
we're falling out of shape
We shift and we num lock
but how can we really escape?
We need a better start
find our own style
we all can get the screen blue
and we all need to reboot everyonce in a while
She kissed me and it felt like a hit
Verse 1
I started using tinder
just saw pix of her leg
but I realized she had a surprise
she was my tinder egg
we went to mcdonalds
then we went to burger king
we sang karaoke
and at night I can still hear her sing
Chorus
Life would turn and twist me
I felt like utter shit
until she kissed me
and it felt like a hit
Verse 2
I met her again the day after
we bought burnt almonds
we laughed at the sushi restaurant
we didn't need salmon
we went and got some Arby's
then we went to KFC
I finally realized that there's a
girl who likes fast food as much as me
Chorus
She asked and quizzed me
and i starred at her tits
after all she kissed me
and it felt like a hit
Chorus
She said she had missed me
then I knew that was it
cause after that she kissed me
and it felt like a hit
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New title
Verse 1
I wrote a little song
called it "stand by your bong"
found out that sucked
and called it "who gives a fuck?"
a little while after
I remained it "cries for laughter"
I got another pen
and then I started over again
Chorus
I need a new title
this song could be huge
should I call it "kiss my ass?"
or call it "slurp my spooge"?
I need a new title
not too short or not too long
I need a new title
or maybe I just need another song
Verse 2
I made 40 titles
just the other week
some were too funny,
others were too bleak
Made up one at the rehersal
turns out it was a bit too controversial
"Kitty Kat Kitten" made it look like KKK
and people wouldn't be too happy with "Bill Clinton is gay"
Bridge
This part is so sentimental
should've made it an instrumental
Three cans of beer
Verse 1
I went to the local pub
with a two balls and my club
I broke down at th 18th hole
I don't mean to sound aggressive
but I feel manic depressive
when I go from pole to pole
Chorus
Sitting here alone
I ain't got nothing to do
I just got three cans of beer
and a picture of you
Verse 2
Went back to my room
cleaned it up with my broom
watch Ashton Kutcher get punk'd
it might be a mistake
to say I got heart ache
but fuck it, I am drunk
Another squirl, anothe planet
Verse 1
There's a bunch a shit I've done
and so many things I regret
but I never looked back
after I got this pet
My squirl is named Corey
I didn't know the sex!
Now you know the story
hush hush XXX
Chorus
My business went to bits
cuz it was me who ran it
but I still have
Another squirl, another planet
There's still one thing
that I don't take for granted
cuz I've still got
another squirl, another planet
Verse 2
It's looks so nice and peaceful
I feel like I dance on stars
I know I'm on earth
but I might as well be on Mars
I lost my whole world
suicide wasn't far away
but since I got this squirl
I take one step day by day
Ticking clock(written by Gory, might be his happiest song!)
Verse 1
With darkness upon us
and nothing is on us
I'm getting lost in reverse
I try to leave it behind me
but darkness always tries to find me
and it always allures
Chorus
My head is a ticking clock
it's ticking like death
My head is a ticking clock
tic tic toc I'm out of breath
When it strikes twelve
I say to my self
I might gotten back to reverse
but there's no suicide
taking me out for a ride
I'm not getting into that hearse
Bridge
I see myself in a grave
I can hear the preacher speak
I see myself riding a wave
into another sad weak
Dirty animal
Verse 1
The record label said
we need a pop song
I got one in my head
and it just felt so wrong
I showed it to'em
they said "we'll make a million bucks"
I guess I always knew em
they are sick fucks
Chorus
I'm a dirty animal
nanananana
I shit myself and eat
I'm a fucking cannibal
whoah oh oh
I love the taste of human meat
Verse 2
I showed it to my folks
they had a good laugh
I guess they like good jokes
but for the family photograph?
"No need to bore us"
tney said and spoke my name
now I can hear them hum the chorus
and I feel so ashamed
bridge
Dirty fucking animal
Dirty fucking animal
oi oi oi!
oi! oi!
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The Bitch: We are nr 1 in Australia second week in a row! This is our biggest album till now!
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