The Bitch: This is our Political song on the album, we figures it was time for us to do some serious mature satire. We hope you like it and that this will make you think!




The lyrics

Pee Pee Putin (lyrics by Robin Banks)

Verse 1

I've been to a funeral
I've peed in a urinal
I sometimes hit my pants
I've peed in public pools
I've peed in private schools
sometimes I forget to wash my hands

Chorus

But I'm not the president of Russia
I've never been to Prussia
I don't have a palace people loot in
no, I'm not Pee pee Putin
but I'm full of crap!

Verse 2

I sometimes think that Vlad
is quite an awesome Lad
he's just got a bad rap
I sometimes use the morning paper
when I'm out of toilet paper
I get ink poisoning for taking a crap

Bridge

I see giant logs
and I don't know how they fit
but a world full of assholes
will always be full of shit

I saw Henry Kissinger(Lyrics by The Bitch)

Verse 1

I met her at the metro station
It was kind of a weird location
something I'll never understand
is how she touched my hand
I felt like a Siamese cat
as she ran into a diplomat
if this was poker I'd go all in
but love is such a terrible place to fall in

Chorus

I'm sitting home missing her
just how can that be?
I saw Henry Kissinger
but she wasn't kissing me

Verse 2

We drank a couple of root beer cans
and you told me your favorite bands
but I don't even know'em
and I just write unrequited love poems
I build up my weaponry
but got stopped by Henry
jealousy is a dumbass thing
but here again I start to sing


Interview:

Idiot Interviewer: You released the album "The Pleasure principal" a while ago, congrats!
The Bitch: Thanks, it's great, isn't it?
II: I haven't actually listened to it, I just read the lyrics to have question to ask you. I'm not a fan.
TB: At least you're honest
Poo Peter: I don't even listen to our shit!
II: So what is the new single from the album
Robin Banks: Pee Pee Putin! I wrote the lyrics! the drummer with the pen!
Gary I. Lids*: It's a terrible song.
II: There's a song on your album called baggage claim and it seems to be about a place outcasts can hang
The Bitch: Yeah, I figured a place where people get their baggage back at airports could be a great metaphor for losers with lots of baggage! We also wrote a ska song about spa's, we've been fans of Spas for years and we needed to write a song about it.
II: Was there a song that didn't make the album:
Poo Peter. YEPP!
The Bitch: I was very happy with the song "I saw Henry Kissinger", but it wasn't finished until after we had mixed the album, it's the B-side to "Pee Pee Putin"!
II: Do you know a lot about Mr. Kissinger?
The Bitch: No, but he has a cool name!
II: Future plans?
The Bitch: We're gonna release and promote "Pee Pee Putin" and then we're gonna do a video for "Hearts of darkness" which will be the single after this one, planning ahead and shit.
GIL: I wrote "Hearts of darkness"!
PP: It's one of your best!
II: It was nice to talk to you! Anything else you want to add?
TB: It was nice to talk to you too, Idiot Interviewer! I guess I kind of miss home a bit, I want to go home for a while, and then I just want to go on tour again.
PP: I didn't like talking to you at all.
RB: I'm sure Gory would like to add something
GIL: Meh

* Gory's name was written wrong in the interview, that made him sad.

Poo Peter: The single wasn't given as good reviews as the album, but the fans will probably buy it, they're dumb.