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Clampdown		#1 Posted : 17 December 2014 10:58:17(UTC)
Rank: Advanced Member Groups: Registered Joined: 06/04/2014(UTC) Posts: 806 Location: Whatever, USA Thanks: 440 times Was thanked: 1095 time(s) in 398 post(s)		Space Punk band, Some Kind of Planet, are touring North America again! The band kicks the tour off with a New Year's special at Nuemos in Seattle, Washington. The band will be hitting the road with The Harlots and new band Disco Squad 666 from the west coast of America, then up to Canada and down to the east coast and then they will play three shows in Japan! Tickets go on sale Saturday! Ticket options: Regular tickets: Check your local venue for ticket prices! Meet and greet tickets: $20 extra to ticket prices. Meet the bands after the show! Plus a T-Shirt of your choice!It's worth it! VIP tickets: $30 extra to ticket prices. Get early access into the venue to hang out with the bands, get your choice of a T-Shirt, a CD/Tape of your choice! And a subscription to Saturn Records Vinyl Club! Bands: Disco Squad 666 First things first: who the hell is Disco Squad 666? Disco Squad 666 is the project of one pissed off Pennsylvanian named Adali Vernon. He was born and raised in Philadelphia where the only thing he did was play in bands, if your band needed a drummer, bassist or guitarist, you called him. Then he got off of his lazy ass and started his own band which will be playing their first gig all the way on the other side of the nation in Seattle. He draws his inspiration in music from surf, rockabilly, and classic punk. When asked to for a picture, he sent in a picture of himself in a bunny mask which he says is his signature from other bands. Disco Squad 666 will be on first, so fucking be there. The Harlots: Woah, the Harlots... Holy shit. Surely this band doesn't need an introduction. In fact, THEY should be headlining this whole tour. But I digress, this is a huge honor and a huge deal. The Harlots have been a gateway punk band for many and these days, lurk in the shadows of obscurity like the serial killer in your alley. Bring your pepper spray because these serial killers are coming out of the shadows! Some Kind of Planet: The tension has built up to this one moment, the headliner. Some Kind of Planet. This space punk band from Seattle has always been known for ending the night on a good night and loosening up the crowd with their energetic and odd antics. They've played Cosmosfest, Fall Festival, and several tours and that experience has built up and as some people say "Every tour they get better and better." We'll leave that up to you. The band consists of lead guitarist and Vocalist Noel Houston, synth player Levi Garza, rhythm guitarist Aaron Jacobs, bassist Elias Rose, and drummer Levi Garza. The five have been playing in bands since high school (all of which sucked.) But the reviews say otherwise about this band. So, if you don't know them, take a chance and listen to some new music! Dates: North America: 12/31/2014-1/1/2015 Seattle, WA Nuemos 1/2/2015 Vancouver, BC Fortune Sound Club 1/3/2015 Kelowna, BC The Habitat 1/4/2015 Calgary, AB Local 522 1/5/2015 Billings, MT The Railyard 1/6/2015 Fargo, ND The New Direction 1/7/2015 Minneapolis, MN First Avenue 1/8/2015 Chicago, IL The Metro 1/9/2015 Toronto, ON The Garrison 1/10/2015 Montreal, QC Le Belmont 1/11/2015 Portland, ME The Asylum 1/12/2015 Boston, MA The Sinclair 1/13/2015 New Haven, CT Toad's Place 1/15/2015 Millvale, PA Mr.Small's Theater 1/17/2015 Memphis, TN Hi-Tone 1/18/2015 Shreveport, LA Bear's on Fairfield 1/19/2015 Dallas, TX Gas Monkey Bar n Grill 1/20/2015 Lubbock, TX Blue Light 1/22/2015 Denver, CO Hi-Dive 1/23/2015 Salt Lake City, UT Kilby Court 1/25/2015 San Francisco, CA DNA Lounge 1/26/2015 Eugene, OR WOW Hall 1/27/2015 Spokane, WA The Bartlett Japan: 2/1/2015 Shibuya, Japan Shibuya O-East 2/2/2015 Nagoya, Japan Zepp Nagoya 2/3/2015 Matsue, Japan Groove Machine Keep yr eyes peeled, more dates may be in store! Edited by user 21 January 2015 07:07:35(UTC) \| Reason: Not specified
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erich hess		#2 Posted : 17 December 2014 11:45:11(UTC)
Rank: Advanced Member Groups: Moderators, Registered Joined: 09/04/2010(UTC) Posts: 42,816 Location: representing the 954 Thanks: 21856 times Was thanked: 18083 time(s) in 10504 post(s)		Erica: we don't do the whole ego thing. Nina: unless it involves waffle house,love. Erica: yes,we will totally pull the" do you know who we are?!" Card if we don't stop at waffle house at least once. Nina:* sighs* i won't have castor there to lick syrup off of my......fork,yeah. Fork. Erica:blank stare
		"I'm not saying its even a good thing to own a chimpanzee. But that's freedom, folks." Alex Jones.

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chiliwilly		#3 Posted : 26 December 2014 12:32:30(UTC)
Rank: Advanced Member Groups: Registered Joined: 29/11/2014(UTC) Posts: 38 Thanks: 47 times Was thanked: 39 time(s) in 22 post(s)		Chilly Willy: Hey man, once Satanic Sex is off probation, can ya squeeze in some tour dates for them? Those assholes are driving me crazy with their stupid drugs and Big Sac's fucking beating the shit outta me just because I look at him funny. Also El DD wants to show that chick in the gif a good time if you know what I mean :) ;) :) ;) Seriously man, I need a break from the release of their album and single and them being goddamn morons all the time. I just want a day where I drink some good ol' moonshine and stroke one off in peace without those damn lunatics.
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Clampdown		#4 Posted : 26 December 2014 13:52:46(UTC)
Rank: Advanced Member Groups: Registered Joined: 06/04/2014(UTC) Posts: 806 Location: Whatever, USA Thanks: 440 times Was thanked: 1095 time(s) in 398 post(s)		Noel: Fuck yeah, dude! I can get 'em off your hands for a while! When are they off? Edited by user 26 December 2014 13:54:48(UTC) \| Reason: Not specified
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chiliwilly		#5 Posted : 26 December 2014 14:41:55(UTC)
Rank: Advanced Member Groups: Registered Joined: 29/11/2014(UTC) Posts: 38 Thanks: 47 times Was thanked: 39 time(s) in 22 post(s)		Chilly Willy: El DD and the Demon Big Sacs are off next week since we all blamed Jeff and Doc for molesting the kid. We'll just make the dancers do the drum and the bass. Those dumb bitches are tone deaf but the band sucked live even with Jeff and Doc, might as well make it suck even more. Just warning, the stories are true. Satanic Sex will cause a shitstorm at all your shows man, I've been to three of them and got an infection from the beer glass shatterings and a concussion. And they ain't friendly backstage either. Lastly, keep El DD from the Harlots because you know how that will end up haha
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erich hess		#6 Posted : 27 December 2014 00:57:20(UTC)
Rank: Advanced Member Groups: Moderators, Registered Joined: 09/04/2010(UTC) Posts: 42,816 Location: representing the 954 Thanks: 21856 times Was thanked: 18083 time(s) in 10504 post(s)		Erica: this fellow does not seem to know us that well,does he? Nina: no he doesn't,love. Erica and Nina: * in creepy unison,brandishing straight razors* we will make you like us.but your period won't last 5 days.
		"I'm not saying its even a good thing to own a chimpanzee. But that's freedom, folks." Alex Jones.

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chiliwilly		#7 Posted : 27 December 2014 07:41:47(UTC)
Rank: Advanced Member Groups: Registered Joined: 29/11/2014(UTC) Posts: 38 Thanks: 47 times Was thanked: 39 time(s) in 22 post(s)		Chilly Willy: Hey hey hey guys, can't we just all settle this over a PINT????
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Clampdown		#8 Posted : 01 January 2015 14:10:17(UTC)
Rank: Advanced Member Groups: Registered Joined: 06/04/2014(UTC) Posts: 806 Location: Whatever, USA Thanks: 440 times Was thanked: 1095 time(s) in 398 post(s)		Some Kind of Planet Live at Nuemos in Seattle, Washington! 12/31/2014 Disco Squad 666 Last night, a large crowd gathered for a new years kick off party at Nuemos featuring, Disco Squad 666's first set, which the crowd seemed to enjoy a lot. Their sound was described to fast surf punk with lewd stage presence. The band includes Adali Vernon on vocals, Ian Anders on guitar, and Rhett Deville on drums. The band's set consisted of four original songs and a Mummies cover. All of which either caused mosh pits or swaying and singing in the venue and with the band and others in the audience stage diving constantly throughout the set, the band was reprimanded several times by the sound people in the venue. At the end of the set, Adali climbed up into the rafters of the venue to spill a beer on to the audience and then stage dove in to the crowd. Setlist: Are You Coming Down? Heart Achin' Blues Land of a Thousand Fakes Stronger Than Dirt (The Mummies Cover) Want You Back Edited by user 01 January 2015 14:12:01(UTC) \| Reason: Not specified
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erich hess		#9 Posted : 02 January 2015 02:31:42(UTC)
Rank: Advanced Member Groups: Moderators, Registered Joined: 09/04/2010(UTC) Posts: 42,816 Location: representing the 954 Thanks: 21856 times Was thanked: 18083 time(s) in 10504 post(s)		Harlots tour diary We rang in the new years with a few hundred of our closest friends....friends we had just met. Friends for whom a meet and greet meant all night. It's amazing how much interest" we'll pick up the bar tab for tonight." Can get your band. Its expensive, but boy howdy,does it work. Vomit clean up fell to someone..someone who wasn't us. Fuck if I know..doesn't matter. Seattle smelling of vomit could only make the town better. I blame Eddie Vedder,and you should too. Show wise,everything went well. We opened with" sweet transvestite". You know,from rocky horror. We had bought terrible permed wigs earlier that day and dammit,we were gonna use them. I think we mainly confused everyone. But our dance number won people over. We finally dusted off our famous chestnut, " too drunk not to fuck." This is an oldie. I think it came from our second album. Nobody knew it,but we rocked the shit out of that thing. The harlots were like Hong Kong fooey on a coke bender. We continued the onslaught of kick assery with our closing number, " bludgeoning you with raw pasta." Probably the best song about the given subject ever written....even if I didn't write it myself. From there on out...it was kind of a blur. Cheap vodka and sunny d have that effect.
		"I'm not saying its even a good thing to own a chimpanzee. But that's freedom, folks." Alex Jones.

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erich hess		#10 Posted : 03 January 2015 11:59:51(UTC)
Rank: Advanced Member Groups: Moderators, Registered Joined: 09/04/2010(UTC) Posts: 42,816 Location: representing the 954 Thanks: 21856 times Was thanked: 18083 time(s) in 10504 post(s)		harlots tour diary number 2 canada...i really didnt want to come to canada. there is a lot of personal baggage here...well,baggage i inherited. id be a terrible girlfriend if i didnt spend most of my non playing time searching for sam fischer. and if i find him? im punching him right in the fucking nose.its the least i can do for my coleykins. but alas,no sam was to be found. it turns out canada is a huge place and beardy nice guys are like..everywhere. so we didnt do much punching. we spent most of the time drinking and smoking..cigarettes. by show time,we probably snuck in at least 50 people. right through the fucking bathroom window.i thought canadians were supposed to be by the book. but a sold out venue will bring some cat burglar esque drain pipe climbing skills in them. so if you thought the venue was a little tighter than usual,you can thank the harlots! what? you dont like it tight??? after the show we basically froze our asses off. none of us brought warm clothes,and a 53 ford civil defense van has a feeble heater. we nearly had to burn our drummer,chloe ,to keep warm. she is a good sport and would have been ok with us setting her alight...after the chloroform took effect. it really is good to be back on the road again.i really missed it all. the cheap coke,the cheaper booze.buying crappy souvenir shirts from truck stops. tuckers in general. we had three today press their dicks to the window. you havent lived until you have seen trucker dong under glass.its both off putting and oddly patriotic.i saluted each and every one. nina would hum the canadian national anthem.... set list 1. never say never,unless your zipper is glued shut. 2.grasping at straws,but only getting coffee stirrers. 3. handjobs aint what they used to be. 4. bastard of a knuckle dragging fuckup vs french toast on a stick.
		"I'm not saying its even a good thing to own a chimpanzee. But that's freedom, folks." Alex Jones.

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chiliwilly		#11 Posted : 03 January 2015 13:06:02(UTC)
Rank: Advanced Member Groups: Registered Joined: 29/11/2014(UTC) Posts: 38 Thanks: 47 times Was thanked: 39 time(s) in 22 post(s)		Demon Big Sac's Tour Journal: Some Kind of Planet Tour 2015 We no showed on Monday because El Dick Diablo got in a little heroin overdose and the band (me, my son, and the two dancers because we put the two dumb shits Doc and Jeff on serious probation) decide to take care of him instead of doing the show. Today lightening struck twice and he got into another heroin overdose but we didn't give a shit this time around so we did the show without him. As usual, we put on a terrible show but we didn't care too much since nobody expects much from the opening act. There were only 12 Canadian hipsters who showed up early and most of them left after we were done. The dancers had to do the bass and drums and did a sloppier and more out-of-sync job than Lars Ulrich. I beat the fuck out of the two in our vacant but that's another story. My son did the best he could so I can't blame the little bugger, also he's the only guy I can trust in the band. I did a shitty job at playing because I had a waste valuable practice time for the tour to save El Dick Diablo from extending our probation. I also did vocals since I know most of the lyrics but I shouted gibberish in parts I forgot. The dumbass hipsters in the audience didn't give two shits about use since we played horribly and were on their phones the whole time. It wasn't until El Dick Diablo showed up randomly towards the end of our set that everyone paid attention and it wasn't because everyone liked the fatfuck. He came to the stage as if he came right out of bed. He was drugged up, lost, and delirious. I fucking hate it whenever the guy does this shit so I wielded my guitar to his head like an ax and knocked the motherfucker down like a moose (good thing we was on narcotics or else he would've jumped right back up on his feet and start an all-out brawl). Everybody shat their pants and were in complete shock. After we played our set, some dumbass chick with a green mohawk came backstage and started bitching and moaning about us being misogynists and calling us savages since we still played after "nearly killing a man" (if she knew him, I bet she'd want him dead as much as I do). I've heard enough of her shit and punched the lights outta her. I heard police sirens so I put the dumb green mohawk chick in the bathroom and punched in one of El Dick Diablo's used heroin needles on her arm so that people would think she just OD'd instead of what actually happened. We told the police it was just an act about hitting the fatass in the head and they believed us since I and my son had masks and costumes on. The police left and the Harlots and Disco Squad 666 gave us funny looks backstage. I didn't want the pigs to be flying in so we just headed to our van and left to the next vacant. Edited by user 03 January 2015 13:13:10(UTC) \| Reason: Not specified
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Clampdown		#12 Posted : 03 January 2015 13:38:13(UTC)
Rank: Advanced Member Groups: Registered Joined: 06/04/2014(UTC) Posts: 806 Location: Whatever, USA Thanks: 440 times Was thanked: 1095 time(s) in 398 post(s)		Some Kind of Planet Tour Journal Entry One: Woweee, day two and this tour has been a blast. We arrived in Vancouver and we're about to take the stage soon so I'm going to make this quick. We were given a little "surprise" today when Satanic Sex showed up to the venue to play. I honestly can't believe they made it into Canada. Anyway, we went to Arby's for dinner tonight and we were caught in a shouting match between the manager and a rookie employee. Ouch! We left shortly after and ate in the van because it was pretty awkward in there. Afterwords, we met up with Adali Vernon and his band and we hit up the beach for a while. Afterwords, we did a little bit of sight-seeing before heading back to the venue to meet up with the Harlots. We we're doing a quick show rehearsal when Satanic Sex showed up and we let them set up and sound check since they're on first. The process of actually booking them is a total blur to me, I wayyy too fucked up on weed at the time. Tonight's Setlist Manifest Destiny Robot Rock Nixonetics Return To Venus Sleep Deprivation Backwards, Forwards, Backwards, Forwards II (Debuting it tonight!) Rock Lobster I Guess We've Stumbled On (Some Kind of Planet) Edited by user 03 January 2015 13:41:24(UTC) \| Reason: Not specified
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Clampdown		#13 Posted : 04 January 2015 12:34:04(UTC)
Rank: Advanced Member Groups: Registered Joined: 06/04/2014(UTC) Posts: 806 Location: Whatever, USA Thanks: 440 times Was thanked: 1095 time(s) in 398 post(s)		Some Kind of Planet - II Live at the Habitat in Kelowna, British Columbia Some Kind of Planet walks up on stage. Noel walks up to the microphone. "Greetings, Kelowna, we are Some Kind of Planet from Seattle, Washington. Is everyone having a good night so far?" The crowd cheers in approval "All of the bands that have opened for us on tour are so fucking awesome. We want to thank them for being such sweeties, especially Satanic Sex for getting there butts to Canada. Give it up for them, they're weird, but you know what, that's okay. Weird is okay with me. Our first song is a new one, it's called II." Levi clicks it off and they begin. Hey, number two take a look at the crowd Hey, number two take a look at the crowd Hey, number two take a look at the crowd Hey, number two take a look at the crowd x2 The song goes into a short instrumental break and Noel spins his guitar around his body and continues singing. Woah oh oh oh woah oh I'm done with you Number two The song goes into a rest and the band jumps on beat as Noel continues singing. Hey, number two take a look at the crowd Hey, number two take a look at the crowd Hey, number two take a look at the crowd Hey, number two take a look at the crowd x2 The song goes into another instrumental break and Noel shouts into the microphone "You know this part!" Noel: Woah oh oh oh woah oh I'm done with you "Now it's your turn!" He grabs the microphone and throws it into the crowd Crowd: Woah oh oh oh woah oh Number two! The crowd cheers loudly as Noel grabs the other mic. "I need that mic back. But, we're going to have fun with this. I'm going to crowd surf over to where I threw it and we're going to play another song and I'm going to sing it over here. Sound fun?" The crowd cheers and the video ends. Sounds like: The rest of the setlist: II Manifest Destiny Robot Rock Nixonetics Return to Venus Rock Lobster Sleep Deprivation Backwards, Forwards, Backwards, Forwards I Guess We've Stumbled On (Some Kind of Planet)
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chiliwilly		#14 Posted : 04 January 2015 16:08:52(UTC)
Rank: Advanced Member Groups: Registered Joined: 29/11/2014(UTC) Posts: 38 Thanks: 47 times Was thanked: 39 time(s) in 22 post(s)		Demon Big Sac's Tour Journal: Some Kind of Planet Tour 2015 P. 2 Tonight was decent. The good thing was that El Dick Diablo didn't overdose this time so he played the show. The bad thing was that El Dick Diablo played the show. Worse was that he was shitfaced and huffing paint as usual. I smacked that motherfucker silly once I caught the fucker huffing. I complained about him not giving two shits about the band but he brought up a good point and said "we were just the shitty opening act" so I stopped busting his balls after that. I care too much for this shitty band you know that. We had to do sound check again (we as in my son and me) because all the other bands after us were smoking pot and couldn't decipher what sounded good or not. Fucking morons, weed is for pussies like Doc and Jeff especially with the amount of grams they were smoking. I smoke 10 sacs but I don't act as retarded as they do with what looks like less than 5 gs. But I digress, we did the fucking sound check and waited til the doors opened and when we went on. El Dick Diablo was too drunk to say any of the lyrics and was tripping on paint so he kept shouting random shit about hot dogs fucking and fingering a fat lady from Missouri instead of singing the lyrics. The dancers were as ready as they'll ever be to play drums and bass. My son and I did well even though we were sloppy as fuck as usual. A little more stupid Canadian hipsters came in early than last time and they were uninterested because we didn't sound like indie garbage. El Dick Diablo rambled about how shitty the crowd was and said a bunch of racist shit about Canadians. He got so tired of the crowd's disinterest that he threw his three empty 40 ouncers at the crowd. The crowd got pissed so they started throwing red cups and other shit at us too. We didn't wuss out (except for the dancers/bassist and drummer) so we continued our set. It was just a damn hailstorm of red cups thrown at us. All the three ladies who showed up early left because it was getting pretty fucking rowdy. After noticing this El Dick Diablo said "fuck you motherfuckers, you fiend off my damn rape victims." This didn't go to well with the feminist hipsters so more bottles were fucking thrown. It was all fun and games until fucking El Dick Diablo's drunk and on drugs ass started throwing the drum parts at the audience. The bad thing about that was that those weren't our drums, those were the damn Disco Squad's drums. We continued the last two songs without bass or drums and more bottles was thrown at us. We finally finished our set but El Dick Diablo kept taunting the crowd for at least three more minutes. So much damn beer spilled all over the fucking place, all the other bands probably have their shoes sticky. We went backstage, did some whippets, and relaxed. Disco Squad found out their kit was gone but they were all nice and stoned so they just asked to use the Harlots' kit instead of confronting us. After having a good few laughs backstage, we fled to the next vacant, drank some Jager, shot H and fell asleep, awaiting the next day. Setlist 1. Boner for the Dead 2. Mummy I'd like to Fuck 3. Whore of Frankenstein 4. Screaming Skull 5. Sexorcism of Emily Rose 6. I Love You Satan (Frankie Vallie cover)
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Clampdown		#15 Posted : 05 January 2015 10:03:39(UTC)
Rank: Advanced Member Groups: Registered Joined: 06/04/2014(UTC) Posts: 806 Location: Whatever, USA Thanks: 440 times Was thanked: 1095 time(s) in 398 post(s)		Disco Squad 666 Tour Update #2: Oh boy, this has been an interesting tour. Yesterday, our drums got fucked with and some shitface kicked a hole in the front head of OUR bass drum. I don't care about my band member's breaking their instruments but when someone else does it, it makes you the biggest piece of shit on the planet. I'm just going to quit this rant before I get ahead. Today, we're in Calgary, Alberta and it's a very beautiful city. We stopped by this really shitty mexican place for for lunch. The salsa was like you took ketchup and water with salt, the chips were store bought, and the tacos had fucking Velveeta cheese on them, and that same salsa shit on them. Before leaving our bassist puked it out in the dumpster. Nice. After that, we hung out in the van for a while until it was time to get set up. Some Kind of Planet had arrived, and I didn't see the other two bands, probably doing there own thing. But Noel gave us some money for some of the other drums that got fucked last night so that was pretty cool. We went to the music store and I guess the music store has a thing whenever touring bands stop by, they get there picture taken so I ran to the van and got my mask and we took the picture. Tonight's going to be a fun night, I can feel it, it's our last night in Canada for a while so we're making it count. Tonight's setlist: Land of A Thousand Fakes Stronger Than Dirt (Mummies Cover) Are You Coming Down? Heart Achin' Blues Want You Back
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erich hess		#16 Posted : 05 January 2015 11:23:21(UTC)
Rank: Advanced Member Groups: Moderators, Registered Joined: 09/04/2010(UTC) Posts: 42,816 Location: representing the 954 Thanks: 21856 times Was thanked: 18083 time(s) in 10504 post(s)		erica kobayashi of the harlots show review courtesy of generic calgary music magazine #23 if there is one band that always puts on a fun show,its the harlots. typical show can involve grass hula skirts,flaming dildo sword fights,or uncomfortably long diatribes about the plight of the basset hound.their professionalism IS their tendency to seem horribly unprofessional. the show in our little burg was no exception. all 3 of the girls were entertaining the crowd long before going on stage. as a treat to the people who arrived as the venue doors open,the harlots held court at the bar.drinks were had and packets of god knows what were freely given. in any case,it was pretty clear no under cover cops were in the crowd. the band was seen leaving on their bus,so no arrests were made. the band wrapped up their mingling and made it to the stage. the harlots may be a band of drunks and burn outs,but they are PROMPT.once on stage,the band was all business. the harlots always seem to be a hell of a lot louder than you prepare yourself for. their first song, "if i had katy perry's boobs,i could save the world" is a firm classic. for this song erica wore a replica of the famous singer's whipped cream shooting bra. due to probably some real macguyver shit,the cream would pump out in rhythm to the music. being as fast as the song is.....it looked more than a little obscene. the whipped cream fight between erica and nina didnt help much. throw in a pillow fight and it would have been the start of a good porno. a short drinking and smoking session later,the band continued. erica claims to have a very delicate voice and needs to remain well hydrated between songs. from here it was on to "lawn darts:death from above". a peppy ditty about everyone's favorite child killing toy. naturally the performance involved tossing out foam rubber replicas of the mentioned darts. they were weighted enough to kind of hurt and eventually the darts were flying across the venue and dealing black eyes where ever they landed.this had to be scary for the people who partook of the previously handed out mystery package. the band closed with what started off as a cover to frozen's "let it go", and became the ramones "kkk took my baby away". the girls linked arms and bowed and that was the end of that. for the rest of night they shot the shit with fans and told dirty jokes. not necessarily good jokes,but plenty dirty
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chiliwilly		#17 Posted : 05 January 2015 14:44:15(UTC)
Rank: Advanced Member Groups: Registered Joined: 29/11/2014(UTC) Posts: 38 Thanks: 47 times Was thanked: 39 time(s) in 22 post(s)		Demon Big Sac's Tour Journal: Some Kind of Planet Tour 2015 P. 3 Another shitty day. Me and my son did sound check again since Noel from the headliner scored some dope so that they can be too tone deaf to do our shitty job. We got that shit done and waited for the early birds to come through the door. El Dick Diablo was freebasing today since he's been doing nothing but trippy shit, downers, and narcotics for the past week. Goddamn when this guy's on uppers, he starts a fucking war. Some Calgary folk woke up early so we actually had somewhat of a crowd this time, granted most of them were hipsters that gave two shits about us but hey, we never satisfied anyone in our entire road history, or at least I don't think so. Today I guess was Satanic Sex's lucky day because some people actually kind of liked us. They didn't roar our name or screamed for a damn encore but there were a few headbangers and moshers (few as in 6) which probably only happened like five times before on the road since the crowd would get pissed off at El Dick Diablo and the cops would routinely bust us in a minute. El Dick Diablo was acting like he was fighting with an imaginary bear since he was on that damn free base. Some guy tried to stage dive but El Dick Diablo socked him right in the face. It was pretty funny seeing the guy's face before he got socked. He was so damn happy because he thought El Dick Diablo was gonna give him a huge or something, but he found out too late that El Dick Diablo was on negro crack and that he wanted to kill him. El DD got the wrong impression, what can I say. That was pretty funny but shit hit the fan when El Dick Diablo decided to stage dive his fat ass unto the crowd. His fat ass made the whole crowd fucking collapse. Everybody fell on the floor when his fat ass hit it. He then thought it was a good idea to start fighting people after he got back up, which caused an all-out free-for-all in the crowd. The dancers fled then security guards were butting in and they forced the plug out on us. We were only halfway through our fourth song fucking assholes. Me and my son got fucking pissed so we joined the fight with our guitars and bashed as many security guards as we could. The cops busted through the door, El Dick Diablo's base-fueled balls accidentally punched one of the stinking pigs when he was in a damn frenzy. The pigs' got real revved up after that and immediately cuffed El Dick Diablo and shoved him in the fuzzmobile. They read the report and cuffed us too (me and my son). Fuck! I wonder what happened to the dancers? The Canadian police are pussies so they only gave us a week in prison, well earlier if we're nice which judging from El Dick Diable won't happen. We'll be back on the road for Boston I hope or maybe Toronto if we're nice (but don't count on that). Best of luck to your other guys in the tour. Disco Squad 666 can fuck off since they were a bunch of dicks about their precious drum kit which only had two cymbals (only a hi hat and a ride. Their toms and snare weren't anything to cry about either. They should be glad we destroyed that piece of shit). The Harlots are awesome; Erica and Nina are way hotter than El Dick Diablo's fucking sluts. Some Kind of Monster, thank you for being nice and giving us a shout out that night when everybody threw shit at us. See you guys soon. Chilly Willy: well shit, didn't think they'd last this long. Then again they were up in Canada those fruitcake losers.
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Clampdown		#18 Posted : 05 January 2015 15:53:07(UTC)
Rank: Advanced Member Groups: Registered Joined: 06/04/2014(UTC) Posts: 806 Location: Whatever, USA Thanks: 440 times Was thanked: 1095 time(s) in 398 post(s)		Noel: Ouch, sorry guys! The law is a harsh mistress sometimes, hopefully you guys can get out quickly!
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chiliwilly		#19 Posted : 05 January 2015 16:05:48(UTC)
Rank: Advanced Member Groups: Registered Joined: 29/11/2014(UTC) Posts: 38 Thanks: 47 times Was thanked: 39 time(s) in 22 post(s)		Chilly Willy: It sure is man but hey, those losers deserve it! Eh, I'll just make El DD's dumb dancer whores do the next show, does that sound cool?
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Clampdown		#20 Posted : 05 January 2015 16:34:41(UTC)
Rank: Advanced Member Groups: Registered Joined: 06/04/2014(UTC) Posts: 806 Location: Whatever, USA Thanks: 440 times Was thanked: 1095 time(s) in 398 post(s)		Noel: Laughs I don't see why not!
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