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Offline Read hard  
#1 Posted : 04 January 2015 03:35:22(UTC)
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http://www.therockstarga..._album.asp?AlbumID=25316

The Bitch: We're back with a new cashgrab, that includes a brand new song called "Even the good times are bad"

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1 I read the great Gatsby

From "A tiny little piece of my dart"

2 American suicidal(live from New York)

From "Baking Brad"

3 Farewell to arms

From "Baking Brad" as well

4 I'm pretty great

From "American suicidal"

5 I wanna be a Ramone

From "Sweedway to the moon"

6 I fell in love with cake

From "Cat calling boogie"

7 I saw Henry Kissinger

From "Pee pee Putin"

8 Freezing war

From "Hearts of darkness"

9 The forrest fallen fruit

From "Post modern love"

10 Even the good times are bad(The Bitch pretending to be Gory)

Lyrics

Verse 1

Even the good times are bad
Even when I'm happy I'm sad
Life is pretty depressing
it's an endless unlearned lesson
people say "stay positive
don't you know it's great to live?"
But I can count all the good times I've had

Chorus

Life is lame
life is dumb
life is not much
life is a disaster
there's not much laughter
and even the good times are bad

Verse 2

Even the fun times are lame
even if I'm proud I'm ashamed
Wake up sick and hungover
wishing I'd only stay sober
people say "keep in mind
life gets much better with time"
but I'm gonna end up like my dad
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#2 Posted : 05 January 2015 06:56:52(UTC)
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Chilly Willy: where can I get this bad boy??? If this is damn mail order than my label would be obliged to put it out on cassette or CD (or floppy disks if you want).

OOC: Damn this fictitious band looks like one of those shitty last.fm noise projects. I like it.
Chili Willy's Soup Kitchen Recs

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That's me!

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#3 Posted : 09 January 2015 01:11:25(UTC)
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Freddy Valentine: Reminds me of the teenage years—my darkest hour.
Flander Hondison: Wait a second! How the fuck can you have a darkest hour when your whole life is depressing?
Freddy Valentine: I ain't depressed. Fuck are you on about?
Flander Hondison: You're almost forty and you barely leave the house.
Freddy Valentine: I'm happily married, you dick!
Flander Hondison: Happily married is taking the wife out to dinner. Depressed is sitting around doin' jack shit while your wife and kids bitch about it to be my wife.
Freddy Valentine: I—wait a fuckin' minute, she's been talkin' to Tess again?
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Chilly Willy: where can I get this bad boy??? If this is damn mail order than my label would be obliged to put it out on cassette or CD (or floppy disks if you want).

OOC: Damn this fictitious band looks like one of those shitty last.fm noise projects. I like it.

OOC: Seems he gets the job done huh?
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Offline Read hard  
#4 Posted : 17 January 2015 08:18:08(UTC)
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The Read hards released a single to go along with this cashgrab, unlike the rarities collection, the 7 inch single isn't sold in most record stores and is a rare little treat for the fans!

http://www.therockstarga...ingle.asp?SingleID=65372

The Bitch: We released a lousy 7 inch with two studio outtakes that were terrible and awful live versions of Penis envy and Arose for Emily. We took a long break and then we got bored, we've lately started our "Specimen pancakes" tour. We've also started working on our Acoustic album and it's going to be great I assure you! The "Specimen Pancakes" 7 inch only charted at around #30 most places and it's our biggest commercial failure in a while! Also, Mr. Chilly, we haven't been on a label since we parted with our last one, we still hope they will contact us again, in the meantime we've just been doing all our distribution D.I.Y and it's been going quite well, we're actually way too lazy to do all this work though.

The lyrics:

Specimen pancakes

Verse 1

I'm hungry today
got my tools in my hand
I need a pleasant meal yeah
I already put on the pan
So get ready for this trip
It's gonna be great, my friend
everyone needs to taste
this lovely pancake blend

Chorus

SPECIMEN PANCKAKES WHOAH AH AH AH!

Verse 2

I'm so full today
I think I ate too much
Might have taken long too swallow oh
but please don't judge
I ate about five
flushed it down with punch
such a lovely flower
I saved some for tommorow's lunch

A Molotov cocktail, please

Verse 1

Went to a bar
not sure what to get
deciding is hard
when your throat needs something wet
should I get a beer
should I get a drink?
A shot or cider
what do you think

Chorus

I'll have a Molotov cocktail please
I'm way too cool for peace
I wonder whose got badass Russian booze
a Molotov cocktail, please!!!!!!

Verse 2

No more Sambucha
No more Smernoff ice
I'm way to tired of Vodka
I need something for my price
Should I go with red wine
sound way like my mom
i'm way across my dead line
these cocktails really are the bomb

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