The Read hards are back with a brand new single "Pianist envy" written by The Bitch's sister Idoo and is an ode to the Piano. The B-side is Poo Peter's song about bassists that know how to play. The Read hards are releasing a new album called "Drum and drummer" and a somewhat re-occuring theme on the album is musical instruments!



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The lyrics:

Pianist envy(Lyrics by Idoo Banks)

Verse 1

They call me to the studio
they never even say "please"
I have to play piano
I have to play the keys
I touch ebony and ivory
with a single hand
I make them sound good
but I'm not even in the band

Chorus

But just because I play piano
doesn't mean I'm lame
I don't want to be in
their shitty band anyway
Just because they wrote these crappy songs
doesn't mean they're better than me
but I can't help feeling
pianist envy

Verse 2

So I wrote this song for them
it will be their big hit
so now everyone will think
that they are the shit
but I won't be remembered
for this song I wrote
no one even cares
I bang the piano note for note

Bridge:

I'm married to the drummer
The bitch's is my kin
but still they won't let me in
if they ever asked me
I would say "no thanks"
No one's gonna fuck with Idoo Banks!

Institutionalized bassists (Lyrics by Poo Peter)

Verse 1

I'm not a very good bassist
I'm only on first bass
I can't do that slap thing
or do fills with a straight face
when people think of bassists, they don't think of me
Others went to learn it
in big musical schools
and they play those jazz notes
thinking they're so god damn cool
wondering if they'll be the next Flea

Chorus

But they're just institutionalized bassists
they play with fire, will get burned
they are institutionalized bassists
and I am self learned!

Verse 2

I like to play just like Dee dee
or use a playback like Sid Vicious
when the others went to music class
I was doing the dishes
and now I'm living the dream
they were playing their instruments
when I played with my pizzle
they play "my generation"
just like John Entwistle
and impress their friends with the Seinfeld theme

*Lame Bass solo

YOU SUCK, POO PETER!!!!

BOO!

Edited by user 22 March 2015 23:46:41(UTC)  | Reason: Not specified