Robin Banks: I played drums on this album, and still fucking Jim Curry is on the cover. This made me write the hit song "Carrey in a hurry". I also wrote the title track! I think this is our worst album!

Poo Peter: I hardly wrote any songs on this album, and it's one of our best!

Idoo Banks: I played the keys on this album! Like Alicia Keys! Me and her should do a duet, or go together to the ladies room and pee together.


Lower ground(Lyrics by Gory)

Verse 1

People ask me why I'm always sad
why I always have a tear in my eye
I tell them "times are always bad"
and there's always time to cry
if you can't appreciate the melancholic
you ain't no friend of mine
and I know I'm not an alcoholic
but I just chugged a bottle of wine

Chorus

I am lost in a sea of sadness
and I drowned in a lake of lies
I am lost in a place I can't be found
I'm taking the lower ground

Verse 2

I was asked when I was fifteen
why I always wrote black clothes
and that's when I started drifting
into a place where no one knows
I listen to "this charming man"
on repeat when I get blue
I sit here with my arm in hand
wondering what I'm gonna do

Bridge

I still haven't gotten the answers
to the questions I always ask
Life is comedy and tragedy
and I never remove the mask

Drum and Drummer(Lyrics by Robin Banks)

Verse 1

I wanted to be like Keith Moon
ever since I heard the who
I wanted to be like someone else
cuz I don't wanna be like you
I wanna pound those drums man
my sticks are my phallic symbol
cuz mine is long and thin you know
they always get me hitting those cymbals

Chorus

I'm a drummer from autumn to summer
I'm the one getting the chicks
I'm a drummer it's not a bummer
I keep on using my sticks
I'm a drummer, I'm not much dumber
I just keep on hitting the kicks
I'm a drummer, my fingers are number
but I'm not really on to your tricks

Verse 2

See the world as perfect
even if I sometimes snare
I also add random percussion
and have weird things in my hair
I'm usually drunk at practice
even no one will notice
I was even drunk when I wrote this
not sure who I can show this

geez, these lyrics are bad

* punches drum

Pianist envy(Lyrics by Idoo Banks)

Verse 1

They call me to the studio
they never even say "please"
I have to play piano
I have to play the keys
I touch ebony and ivory
with a single hand
I make them sound good
but I'm not even in the band

Chorus

But just because I play piano
doesn't mean I'm lame
I don't want to be in
their shitty band anyway
Just because they wrote these crappy songs
doesn't mean they're better than me
but I can't help feeling
pianist envy

Verse 2

So I wrote this song for them
it will be their big hit
so now everyone will think
that they are the shit
but I won't be remembered
for this song I wrote
no one even cares
I bang the piano note for note

Bridge:

I'm married to the drummer
The bitch's is my kin
but still they won't let me in
if they ever asked me
I would say "no thanks"
No one's gonna fuck with Idoo Banks!

Pastriarchy(Lyrics by Poo Peter)

Verse 1

The world is made of cake
it stretches while back
we're ingrained in a system
full of bread and stuff like that
I ate half a danish
man, those northeners are mean
I had a croissant
those Frenchies are obscene

Chorus

CUz it's a pastriarchy
everyone is into cake
It's a pastriarchy
we eat whatever we can take

Verse 2

I go to the bakerys
and I eat whatever I can eat
I get fat and sick
but those god damn pastries are so sweet
I ate the whole shop
and security threw me out
but I left the place
with lots of goodies in my mouth


Brands (Lyrics by The Bitch and Poo Peter)

Verse 1

I drive a Mercedes Bentz
You'll never see me in a Lada
and all of my friends
only have purses from Prada
perfumes from Chanel
if only my earflops were bigger
I wear shirts from Lacoste and Hugo Boss
and sometimes from Tommy Hilfiger

Chorus

I like brands brands
I can't wear anything else
from my shoes to my hands
It gives me a feeling of self

I like brands brands
My money is spent kind of quick
from my hat to my pants
It's all gotta be chic

Verse 2

I have a boat in Monaco
I go shopping in Oxford street
I smoke my Pöschl tobacco
I have Lois Vuitton my feet
If my socks aren't Gucci
I don't wanna see them again
but it's absurd to write a word
if it's not with a Mount Blanc pen

Bridge

I sometimes stopped by a regular shop
to by some underwear
but I couldn't be comfortable
wearing even briefs that would come from there