Small interview the Bitch did:

Interviewing wanker: Your new single "brands" was kind of a commercial failure, what do you think of that?
The awesome Bitch: I think something wrong happened in its second week and the pressing of it just stopped and when we got back to pressing it, we had stopped caring about it. We're focusing on our next single!
IW: Isn't that kind of a cop out of an answer, it didn't do that well in the first week either!
TAB: Well, a lot of assholes out there likes brands and we are mocking their shitty lifestyles and snobby bullshit! You don't get popular by criticizing the status quo! A lot of people hate brand too and don't understand irony. I think a lot of complete brainwasted morons think that our song is product placement. Sure, WE DO get some money from some of the companies we make fun of, but it's a fucking mock song.
IW: isn't it sort unethical and two faced to create a satire of companies and also get money from them? Can you see how many people might not appreciate this?
TAB: It's fucking brilliant! That's what it is! We found a giant loop hole and the companies are stuck in a poop hole! We get our cake and we fucking eat it like it was cake! We get money from idiots that we make fun of! imagine if Michael More got money from the N.R.A for making that Columbia bowling movie? Dude would have his cake and eat it too!
IW: But don't you think having their names on your single and having people see the names might benefit the companies as well? Many people might not even get the satire, many people might not even buy your song or single, and will just see the brands and logos on your cover! Don't you think there's a way these brands are taking advantages of this?
TAB: Sure, these companies are evil, corporate bastards hiding between snobbery and "fashion" sense. They are the scum of the earth and I'm glad I can get this message out, get paid for it and make people at least think a bit!
IW: But your single is doing crappy! And you might not make people think at all. You're making more money from the companies than you're making on the actual single!
TAB: That is fucking bullshit! You got me here to talk about our next single, not our last one and not how we make our fucking money! Either we talk about the next single or I'm leaving!!!!!!
IW: Ok, what's your next single`?
TaB: It's a rock n' roll Power Pop track called "teenage wedding" about a modern teenage wedding where to people who haven't turned twenty are getting married, and the responsibility that lies head of them. We're shooting a video for it as well
IW: How will the video be?
TAB: The video will be filmed as a wedding video!
IW: That's a surprise there! Thank you for your time, The Bitch!

The Bitch has made following statement about the interview:

I'd like to clarify that this interview was a joke. We went together with the NME(New music enemas) and made a joke article. We would never take money from a company and lie about it! We have morals and ethics, and more importantly lawyers! We mostly made this interview to amuse the readers of NME and it's what makes it a good music publication. We'd like to engage our fans to, not only buy the magazine this week because we're in it, but, like we do, subscribe to the NME. It's only a small sum a year and you will not regret it, baby!