The Bitch: The Read Hards just released another B-side comp cashgrab, and we'll start working on the new album soon! There will of course be a new track to make you not be let down by this marketing scheme! It is out on Cassette as well! It went to nr 1 in the US and in Australia!



Tracklist:

1 "Shaved My pubes"

Appeared on "Deep as the Ocean"

2 "Cinderella Story"

Appeared on "Irish Love Song"

3 "My Valentine"

Appeared on "Help Spread the Word"

4 "The Irony of Getting Ran Over by the Ambulance"

Appeared on "Teenage Wedding"

5 "Falling In Love Is so Easy"(Live from Paris)

Appeared on "Brands"

6 "Gimme Some Tooth"

Appeared also on "Brands"

7 "Blocks Made of Timber"

Appeared on "Falling In Love Is so Easy"

8 "Institutionalized Bassists"

Appeared on "Pianist Envy"

9 "911 Is an Inside Job"

Appeared "911 Truther"

10 Election Erection!


Verse 1

Well it's a fine day for democracy
and I have an erection
making my way to the ballot
it's a presidential election
Asked how many times I have voted
I smiled to myself and wrote "four"
but the tricky question is
"Who am I gonna vote for?"

Chorus

It's Election erection!
who will find their place on Capitol Hill?
Now I can get bukkakes
from Michael Dukakis
and Golden Showers from Bill

Verse 2

Well just like the president I'm well presented
would you like to see my cabinet
I've got a blue one for that and a white for for that
and my wife has one for late night regrets
so I'm happy to know
that I serve for this country
by placing my vote
on my favorite so bluntly

It's Election erection
I need a big kick in the tush
Will my pick
be a tricky Dick?
or will I cut down the family Bush?

It's election erection
Hilarious is Hilary
will there be drama
from Mr. Obama?
or a money shot from Kennedy?

Poo Peter: In addition to this Rest of collection, we're releasing a new EP. We were working on a song about drinking Pabst Blue Ribbon, and while we wrote it we wrote other bunch of jingles for products we frequently use. The EP cover is The Bitch enjoying a Pepsi Twist, yours truly with my Always incontinence pad!, Gory with his new Nike sneakers! And Idoo and Robin Banks posing as models! They are both wearing Doc Martens underneath! It's not just us painting on the Who's classic album and pretending it's us, of course not! Also, I dyed my hair green and The Bitch, colored his red! And we can see this on the cover!

http://www.therockstarga...ingle.asp?SingleID=68817



Doctor Marten(lyrics by Robin and Idoo)

Verse 1

I'm going to the doctor
the doctor for my feet
this boots, I feel so rude
skanking to the Beat
I got my two tone records
and old school trojans
I got the boots on!
And everyone's saying "go dance"

Chorus

I got my Doc Martens
ah ah ah
My skin it really hardens
ay ay ay
I walk around in gardens
with my Doc Martens

Verse 2

They can handle sunshine
they can handle rain
and when I kick you in the dick
you'll feel lots of pain
Let's do the moonstomp
let's contact the moon people
just cuz we wear boots
doesn't mean we're evil


Always(Lyrics by Poo Peter)

Verse 1

Well the problem with me
is that I'm full of pee
and I just cannot find the answer
when I go out
people start to shout
it all always ends in disaster
I wet myself in the hallways

Chorus

But now I got
yeah now I got
now I got
AAAAALWAYS!


Verse 2

Well things aren't bad
since I got my pad
and I'm not all that smelly
the mess you're in
when you're leaking urine
is like a poem by Percy Shelley
ode to the west wind, small daze

Bridge

I guess this saved my life
from humiliation
From pissing on my future wife
and all that devastation



Pepsi Twist(lyrics by The Bitch)


Verse 1

There's a brand new dance and a brand new drink
Let's do the Pepsi Twist
that's gonna change the way you think!
Everybody do the Pepsi Twist
just like the Pepsi, gives you pleasure
just like Pepsi, but even fresher

Chorus

Shake your hips, clench your fist
and do the pepsi twist!
Move your legs, you can't resist
do the Pepsi twist!

Verse 2

It's from us you heard it first
LEt's do the Pepsi twist
It's here to quench your thirst
Everybody do the pepsi twist
If you're dressed up in leather or Denim
it's perfect for you, with a twist of lemon!


Nike, A Dodo(Lyrics by GOry I.Lids)

Verse 1

I was feeling kind of sad
and I had nothing left to lose
I would've killed myself
if not for those shoes
but I'm going away
I'm going the way

of my Nike, A Dodo
yeah yeah yeah yeah

Verse 2

Next time I feel like hell
I'll put on those sneakers
it makes you feel so strong
whenever you're feeling weaker
I'm dancing Go-go
Sadness is no-no

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