NOW THATS WHAT I CALL A DRAG (FEAT. @SUPREMEBURRITOSHADE & @SPITTERSAREQUITTERSNothing gets Twitter riled up like award shows. Right now as these A and B-listers sit in the presence of each other, smiling and half-paying attention up until one of their names is called, there are millions of tweeters losing their cool by the millisecond and it's only the beginning of the show! Is your fave going to win the award the less0rs never had a chance winning? Did your kwin flawlessly snatch up all these nominations and but wont be called up once? Is your GOD a highly underrated no1curr and you plan on spending the whole night salty, attacking the credibility of the Fan Choice Awards? Some time tonight after your 4th or 5th Twitter war with some random, you are guaranteed to be so pressed that you run out of insults and originality. But today we have gathered famous tweeters like myself who you can follow
@SpittersAreQuitters, yas at this shameless self promo and Dakota who you should already be following, lets be real,
@SupremeBurritoShade who are gathered here today to vent with you before you relive these pointless issues yourself. Relating with you by stealing your fave's melodies, with audio so crisp you can hear Beyonce bleaching her skin.... whoops, I mean stealing the writing credits in the background, ladies and gentleman, presenting
Now That's What I Call A DRAG!Dakota take it away!
City That Never Sleeps Feed That Never SleepsPlease tell me when you'll be online again
Because the scalping has only just began
I know you think you can log off and escape the truth
But boo, I have no life and neither do you
I know you're creeping around my page waiting for me to sign out
Wishing this was MySpace so there'd be a red light to let you know when I've finally tapped out
But there's no need, this is a feed that never sleeps
And baby, the scalping has only began
(Ooh, ooh, ooh, oooh)
I gotta, gotta, gotta
(Ooh, ooh, ooh, oooh)
Drag ha, drag ha, drag ha
(Ooh, ooh, ooh, oooh)
I gotta, gotta, gotta
(Ooh, ooh, ooh, oooh)
Drag ha, drag ha, drag ha
Unorthodox Life Unorthodox TweetYou got the vocab and the potential to wig snatch
But do you have the delivery and persistence?
I want a type of troll that pops up from under the bridge and crosses every line
I follow too many people, I need you to stay at the top of my timeline
This unorthodox tweet, this unorthodox tweet
Shows me you have what it takes
(I believe-e-e-eve)
But if I follow you
(I believe-e-e-eve)
Will you make me laugh?
I believe-e-e-eve)
Will you speak the truth?
(I believe-e-e-eve)
Will you follow me back?
(Follow me-e-e-e)
Things Only People Who've Broken Something Pretty Understand Things Only People Who've Dragged Someone They Like UnderstandToday you're saying shit
That sounds really stupid
You're misrepresenting our squad
So I'm not sorry I had to do this
Just promise you wont be pressed
Warping all of my words into mess
I wouldn't stand by if you were embarrassing yourself
You needed to be dragged
Tea and more tea
Collects on our feed
Everything I say, I mean
But please, don't unfollow me
Grind ExposédEverybody usually kisses up for shoutouts
Still can't believe that you actually called me out
And that you did, you came, you read, and you conquered my weave
Don't even know how you dug up that tweet from 2013
But read me a bit
Not gonna lie, I'm a hypocrite
Go and get those retweets, hell, even I'll favorite
Exposé it, go and read me for filth
Read me a bit
Play With Me Show the ReceiptsJust stop with your lies
You really tried
You had me for a minute, hey
But now I see that you're really just a self righteous bigot
Can't you hear the crickets? (insert crickets)
We voted on your bullshit and it came out a straight ticket (mhmm)
Batting on a sticky wicket
If you're pulling me over, better show me the ticket
Show the receipts!
Don't get mad cause you're wrong, I tried to show mercy, mercy! (mercy...)
If you don't wanna learn the truth then don't come after me, baby! (oh oh)
Don't get mad cause you're exposed, I tried to show mercy, mercy!
Do your research before you tweet...
Tell Me Where It Hurts Tell me Where Is Her EdgesWhen I was a no1curr you followed me
Followed me out of nowhere
You were a loyal retweeter and you didn't know how to scalp
So I'm taught you everything
And here we are, she read you for filth, you're hoping to clapback
Just give me a minute to stalk her feed, this bitch is gonna get dragged
Tell me where is her edges (her edges)
Tell me in what directions to reach (we can reach together)
Tell me where is her edges (her edges)
Tell me something juicy about this beef (we can reach together)