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#1 Posted : 03 September 2015 08:17:04(UTC)
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The Bitch: Not being American and not caring at all, we figured it was time for us to get political and write topical songs about the American election, since it's happening in under a year!

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Donald Trump & CO(lyrics by Poo Peter)

Verse 1

A new candidate for the GOP
he's there for you he's there for me
speaks straight from the gut
calls your neighbor a shithead and your mother a slut
he wants to run for office
beat George W's brother
he's the right man for the job
you will soon discover

Chorus

Yeah yeah
Donald Trump and company
come see him play

when you see this little man
he will make your day

Verse 2

He used to lead the apprentice
he made everyone feel like he was a dentist
Not the one who killed Cecil
but he got hired
until the network were the ones
who got to say "You're fired"

Bridge

He's the little ginger man
that you got to leave a note for
when it's time to go to the ballot
you know who to vote for


Naked Lunch(Lyrics by The Bitch)

Verse 1

I wasn't in the mood
for getting dressed today
so I stayed in the nude
until the night had gone away
so when it was time for lunch
I had it without clothes
I was alone in my room
eating pizza with a spoon
it's a good thing no one knows

Chorus

I'm having naked lunch
yeah yeah yeah
I like it a bunch
yeah yeah yeah
Everybody should have naked lunch

Verse 2

I figured it was a good thing
to eat lunch in my birthday suit
and now I guess I could sing
about how I'm kind of cute
Imagine spending my birthday
in the suit were I was born
eating noodles with beef
smoking newgrown kief
and watching weird anime porn
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Famouss7x7 on 03/09/2015(UTC)
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