The Bitch: I wrote a song about God being kind of a comedian in our tragic lives, if God did exist, and thought the lyrics were hilarious, but then Poo Peter wrote a song about the PC-movement that was catchier so that became the single.
Robin Banks: Our strongest effort in a while, I think!
http://www.therockstarga...ingle.asp?SingleID=73303The PC-Movement(Lyrics by Poo Peter)
Verse 1
Everyone's so obsessed with Apple
iPods, iPads, iBooks or Macs
while I just drink Cranberry Snapple
and try to relax
but sometimes it pisses me off
sometimes I feel kind of lost
The world sure could need some improvement
that's why I joined the PC-movement
Chorus
The PC-Movement whoah oh oh
We're saving the world today
Verse 2
Everyone says nasty words
And nothing is sacrilege
and little boys and little girls
are all oh so privileged
they don't know what they're doing
they make this world into a ruin
and all those iPads you've meant
Made me join the PC-movement
Bridge
I need to put it in the past
and start clenching my fist
cuz I can get pissy fast
even if I'm a pacifist
Yeah, god damn, I'm pretty pissed!
God Is Pretty Funny(Lyrics by the Bitch)
I think God is pretty funny
he invented cars and money
and made us all jealous and scared
if God really exists
his humor is never hit or miss
everything he made is pretty damn weird
The way that I see it
either way such a deity
is so hilarious it makes us cry
he invented blood-clots and tumors
he has such a nasty sense of humor
he seriously loves to watch us die
Yeah, God is pretty funny
Yeah, he is pretty funny
a real comedian for my money
makes us laugh and rise and fall
pure punchline jokes and no fillers
and he made us frown at serial killers,
get their autographs, hang'em on our walls
Yeah, God's humor may be far out
but he's planned it all, there's no doubt
but there's nothing to do about it
when you get a flat tire
that's God's form of satire
reminding us our lives have gone to shit
Yeah, God is pretty funny
So now you seen God's wit and rage
and he's made you act your age
he's made you raise your hand up
now it's always straight and erect
and his humor is never politically correct
dude should really do stand up
As shady as I brand him
I really do understand him
he'll last forever, and one day we'll be dead
you are getting older
and you think you have the world on your shoulders
but one day it will hit you on the head
