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#1 Posted : 28 December 2015 00:45:26(UTC)
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Suns out, Puns out (Lyrics by The Bitch)

Verse 1

Whatever happened to all the fun
we used to have making puns?
so "Sater and Looner" isn't
more than just a silly spoonerism
but it can still make me giggle
and jelly in a pot still makes me wiggle

Chorus

So play with those words
make them your own
feed them to the birds
and show how you have grown
it's a beautiful day
and the sun's out
so everybody
get your puns out

Verse 2

Whatever happened to the joy
we used to have with our little toy
a little machine that made silly puns
and never made the one more than once
make dumber jokes than a sixth grader
more calculated than a calculator

Bridge

Baby, you are nuts!
crunchy as they get
I want to smell your butts
so put out your cigarette
baby you're so cool
you're like my biggest fan
you're like swimming pool
where I put my poker hand

The Man with the Golden Puns (Lyrics by Poo Peter)

Verse 1

You only live twice
so make every second nice
Cuz life is pretty much sugar and spice
A goldfinger
will always linger
and be useful on tinder

Chorus

You only live twice
and you only live once
but you'll never be as cool
as the man with the golden puns

Verse 2

So live and let die
roll it and don't cry
maybe you'll get that beautiful eye
Demons are forever
but if you put them together
you might get something way much better

Bridge

From Russia with love
came the punman who loved me
Put a Punderball and so
I'll in the Doctor No
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erich hess on 28/12/2015(UTC)
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