LΔZZZY TOMBS is a song by the virtually unknown freelance band Hung Like Mama Reagan. It was released on December 28th, 2015 as the debut single from the band as far as the internet knows. After all, this is all the single is. Some indie song released by some random band that out of nowhere blew up on the internet, right before New Years too. A song named just like any "edgy" internet hit, the Hung Like Mama Reagan crew takes a bold stance for their 2016 New Years Resolution: to kill themselves for real next time after a failed suicide attempt. Remember folks, this is what your kids are listening to. Despite the theme, the lyrics and instrumentation are pretty solid. Mama Tatas fronts the band (we guess?) and provides the vocals for the track, a true powerhouse who looks like an amateur porn star. On the drums we have Bill Hung who according to MySpace, yes, Myspace, is also a rapper. Yet another addition to the striving Asian up and comers breaking into American airwaves with a group, the Laus native looks...festive. But the real star here for anyone who appreciates some good indie rock music is of course, Donald Reagan. He provides the bass and acoustics for the record. As Mama's voice coils around the slender arrangement and squeezes hard on the chorus, he truly carries the track with the layered riffs that make the song. You can practically see his smug face with a cigar 2 seconds from falling out of his mouth as the minute the song starts. And the minute the song ends? You realize what you just witnessed is weird but it's damn good for a band that doesn't look like it can be taken seriously.


Mama Tatas
Bill Hung
Donald Reagan
All

I've been taking it all in, sipping my own toxins
Up there is a cliff and this here is the pavement, I was just trying to top it
What a plan of steel, ran this train because I'm too broke to stop it
But here come the crows, picking on my brain, fucking up my profit

And, ah, here comes one to remind me what that old book said
"Destroy God's temple and God will destroy him", oh how ironic
Well, ah, wont one of you come and remind me, what the science preaches?
'Cause I've been going numb, I've been losing touch but it seems the tombs are just..

Too laaaaazy! Too laaaaazy! Too laaaaazy!
Too lazy to take me in

I'm locked inside of my heartshaped box
Trying to cut out myself
Those nasty words have sharpened my ears
I bleed with every small kiss

And, ah, here comes one to remind me what that old book said
"Destroy God's temple and God will destroy him", oh how ironic
Well, ah, come and remind me, what the science preaches
'Cause I've been going numb, I've been losing touch but it seems the tombs are just..

Too laaaaazy! Too laaaaazy! Too laaaaazy!
Too lazy to take me in

Somebody see me
Somebody see me
You're all killing me

And, ah, here comes one to remind me what that old book said
"Destroy God's temple and God will destroy him", oh how ironic
Well, ah, wont one of you come and remind me, what the science preaches?
'Cause I've been going numb, I've been losing touch but it seems the tombs are just..

Too laaaaazy! Too laaaaazy! Too laaaaazy!
Too lazy to take me in
Too laaaaazy! Too laaaaazy! Too laaaaazy!
Too lazy to take me in