The Bitch: I always wondered how it was like to have your own carnival. Like the shit they have in Brazil. SO I wrote a song about it. It didnt do well in the charts unfortunately, but here are the lyrics

My Own Carnival (lyrics by The Bitch)

Verse 1

You'll bring the booze
I'll bring the host room
It's not an aiport
so don't worry about the costume
We can dress how weird we want to
Be whoever we are
In an odd way or like singers on Broadway
tonight everyone is a star

Chorus

This is my own carnival
Where I'm bringing dope
I'll dress like a cardinal
Or I'll dress just like the pope

My own Carnival
Where we'll all get dressed up
I'll go as a Barbie doll
It's where we all get messed up

Verse 2

We gotta get ready
We have to go soon
We can pretend we are a band
Or sing our favorite show tune
You can go like Michael Jackson
I can be one of the five
And I can tell this would seem just like Elvis
When he was alive



Poo Peter: I wrote the lyrics to this song and almost peed my pants. I should be called Pee Peter actually.


Jill and Hill

Verse 1

So you know I'm a liberal
and I'm tired of Washington's tricks
I'm sick of empty promises
and corporate politics
Hey Hilarious is in favor of war
and her husband is sort of a chump
but if I vote for Jill Stein
Is that really a vote for Trump?

Chorus

Jill and Hill
are just like Jack and Jill
People want to find the right person to vote for
but no one ever will

Verse 2

Jill is a true liberal
She seems intelligent and arty
And when I used to go out in the old days
I always went to the green party
I would go to them with my friend
and they were sort of trippy
Now that i think of it
Jill might be sort of a hippy