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Offline Read hard  
#1 Posted : 06 August 2017 22:51:50(UTC)
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Gnome Chomsky (Lyrics by Robin Banks)


Verse 1

In my house we didn't celebrate Christmas
A childhood in a secular setting
We didn't believe in corporate business
It's something I'm never forgetting
We didn't have a nativity scene
Or religious symbols outside in our home
all we had was a yulelog
and a leftist garden Noam


Chorus

We were waiting for Gnome Chomsky
As we were drinking eggnog and beer
Wondering what Gnome Chomsky
Would put in our stocking this year
Waiting for Gnome Chomsky
He wasn't like Santa Claus
Because our Gnome Chomsky
had a reason and a cause!

Verse 2

I wasn't sure what my dad meant
when he said property was theft
But we didn't spent any advent
counting the days that were left
most of them were when our parents taught us
the real state of the nation
And none of the presents he brought us
were made unethically or with exploitation

Karma Sutra (lyrics by Poo Peter)

Verse 1

I went to this thing last Saturday
On Friday we called that a latter day
People had blood on their fingertips
and I saw leathered people with furs and whips
All their bodies were bruised and juicy
as they were beating each other up in a Jacuzzi

Chorus

They called it Karma Sutra
Goes around comes around
Yeah it was Karma Sutra
Goes around comes around

Verse 2

The location was quite glamorous
And most the people were poly-amorous
I what they did was fun-ish
committed sins and expected to be punished
When they said they're masochistic they really meant it
Because they've committed a sin and they gotta repent it

Bridge

A lady said I was her favorite
It was a great moment, I had to savor it
Bought a bag of drugs in the crackroom
ANd left it in the backroom
wondering if she knews it was me who gave her it
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#2 Posted : 07 August 2017 23:05:27(UTC)
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