The Bitch: So we've released bunch of new singles lately and these are the ones! "Matador Nails" and "Handsome in the Hansom". We're also planning a greatest hits album with remastered shit and remixed shit. It's gonna be our all time greatest hits.
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Matador Nails (Lyrics The Bitch)
Verse 1
My companion, my best friend in the world
Is now death by my cord
He was always there for me
When I was sad and bored
But I decided to stab him
for the audience's joy
Because they want bread and circus
and boys will be boys
Chorus
He didn't take no bullshit
Was also good and kind
and when we practiced his death
he didn't even mind
I try to write the song to praise him, but every chorus fails
I can't believe I scratched him with my matador nails
Verse 2
He was always loyal
Even if I was kind of a dick
And I grabbed him by the horns
and stabbed him with a stick
We were like bread and butter
like two peas in a pod
And now it's slightly my fault
That he's up there with God
Bridge
My mother is so proud of me
For the work that I do
And almost got it out of me
that I must be true
And you should have seen her
She's not like any gal
She made me go to the arena
And murder my only pal
Another Tic in the Ball (Lyrics by Poo Peter)
Verse 1
I went on summer holiday
down at the countryside
I could have fun in the sun
and use the waterslides
But there's something about
it that makes me sick
Everywhere I go
there's a god damn tic
Chorus
All in it's just another tic in the ball
Verse 2
So I have to go the
Emergency room
Have someone touch my testies
all afternoon
Some deer were walking
across the road
and in the sunny weather
I wished it had snowed
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Handsome in the Hansom (lyrics by Robin Banks)
Verse 1
I sometimes dream about
Being back in another century
The modern world, I could do without
There's not much it ever meant to me
I'd go back to 1887
Ignore the strange vintage smell
To me it would be heaven
Even if to others it would be hell
Chorus
I'd be handsome in the hansom
Just like I would plan some
Future that would be to bright to be
Handsome in the hansom
A horse right in front of me
I'd gladly play the ransom
If I could be handsome in the hansom
Verse 2
I sometimes think about
The good olden days
I don't have an inch of doubt
That those were the golden days
I'd go back to the 1800s
And maybe go back to now again
So I could know all of my wonders
about the world back then
Gotta Prove It (lyrics by Poo Peter and The Bitch)
Verse 1
I found out that Illuminati runs the world
A new world order is on the way
A one world government is coming
where everyone has to be gay
They're gonna put us in labor camps
they're gonna kill us with lethal vaccines
and I think their symbols are masonic
even if I'm not really sure what it means
Chorus
So now I know this theory
and now you all gotta move it
It's so serious
and it's so dilirious
And now I gotta prove it
Verse 2
I found out that the earth is damn flat
and for years I was told it was round
and I had to scream for hours
after all that I had found
The Apollo never landed on the moon
Stanley Kubric staged it
and now all our beliefs in science
Are ruined, tainted and wasted
Bridge
They pollute our skies
with poison emissions
and fool us
with fake space missions
Edited by user 27 December 2017 10:22:44(UTC)
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