The Bitch: the idea for this album was that we were gonna make single for each band member to make. But instead it seems that Poo Peter gets all the singles. So I wrote the bside to this one. It's a messed up song for sure. I also censored Poo Peter's song because there was no way the radio was gonna play the album version. Self-censorship is our new thing.
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Sugar Sugar Daddy (lyrics by Poo Peter)
Verse 1
Ba ba ba ba ba ba
You're young enough to be my daughter
I'm old enough to be your father
You're pretty enough to move mountains
I'm rich enough to buy you chocolate fountains
You're too young to remember Ted Danson
But old enough for to have an album by Hanson
Chorus
Sugar Sugar Daddy
Honey Honey girl
You might know that this is bad
even if it feels good honey honey girl
Verse 2
Babababababa
You're wise enough not to tell your mother
I'm dumb enough to be your lover
All you wanted was pearls and diamonds
I put them on her soles like Paul Simon
You're crazy enough to call me at midnight
And I have to pick up cause if not my kid might
Rita (lyrics by The Bitch)
Verse 1
I met your mother at the jukebox
As she played her favorite song
But she had no way of knowing
It was you I wanted all along
A young and feisty senorita
Your name is Rita
Chorus
Oh Rita Rita
I know I'm not a cheater
And I love your mother so
Oh Rita Rita
You are my Lolita
Don't ever let your mother know
Verse 2
Your mother is a beautiful lady
She really makes me laugh
But she has no idea that
I love watching you take a bath
You and me in the two seater
I'll always remember Rita
Bridge
So now you're going off to college
I'll miss you I'll miss you
I'll come visit without your mother's knowledge
And I can't wait to kiss you