The Bitch: We started recording this album quite a while ago. We released the first single "Lazy Underwear" and went on tour. Out tour was really successful until we couldn't play a show in the US because of the virus. We ended up in New York City where we were taking time off tour to record. We soon started to stream our shows in the dark for those that had bought tickets. After a while of recording and playing streams the we were sent back home to Romania. We finished up the album at home.

Robin Banks: I moved back to my old house for this recording. After we were done with the album, we did some more "touring". We would start drawing cities out of a bag and sell cheap tickets to our stream in that city and fans can also buy "season tickets" and see all of our streams if they want, whether they are in Berlin or in Detroit. So out California Streamin' Tour has been an "online tour". No travelling, just setting up our equipment, stream it and play. We've also played absolutely every song from the album already. We've been less scared of failure as we won't see who we are playing for anyway and their reaction to our songs.

Poo Peter: The title was my idea. I thought it was kind of funny now that we're streaming shows and people are streaming our album and we're sitting home watching HBO and Netflix. I also needed to mention that I'm vegan on this album, in case anyone had forgotten.

Gory I. Lids: I hadn't even noticed the virus thing. I don't even know where we are most of the time. All we see is hotels. My house is like a hotel too. I'm alone regardless. Every man is an island.


Aspiration Day (Lyrics by Robin Banks)

Verse 1

I started out with some ambition
And now all I've got left is wishing
I read some books and started studying math
Now I'm out to get a job
So I can get in touch with God
And know I'm on the right path

Chorus

And they say
This is aspiration day

Verse 2

And now I'm an aspiring careerist
No business would be firing their dearest
Worker, you know people like me
Because I work 9 to 5
Rarely dead, barely alive
Maybe after this I will be free

Takin' out the Trash (lyrics by The Bitch)

Verse 1

She's found this new guy now
And no one knows why now
He looks like hell, he's dumb he smells
He's ringing bicycle bells
He's got an IQ problem
Looking at puzzles, but he can't solve them
Never went to college, he's got no knowledge
the neighbors say he is human garbage

Chorus

But she takes him out
In her mind there is no doubt
I think he's the reason that she's got a rash
And he smells of hash

But she's just has to love him so
and she takes it slow even though
She's always been faster than the flash
She's taking out the trash

Verse 2

He wears clothes that smell like shit
And she's learned not to notice it
He likes to brag he makes them all gag
He would fit inside a plastic bag
He only eats microwave dinners
And sure ain't one of the winners
His name could be Michael and just like all
the other trash, he is hard to recycle

Bridge

Her family calls him a chump
And I guess he would be screwed
If she threw him to the garbage dump
took their advice, and decided to dump that dude






Lazy Underwear (lyrics by The Bitch)

Verse 1

I spend every sunday on my own
Watching tv, turning off my phone
Eating pizza straight from the box
I don't wear pants and I don't wear socks
And you tell me
Yeah you tell me

Chorus

You like the crumbs in my beard
You like that I'm kind of weird
You like that I'm edgy and just don't care
but you don't like my lazy underwear

Verse 2

I wonder if you have a day
of the week where you just waste life away
It's dark outside, but you don't have a lamp on
you're on your period, but you don't buy tampons
And I tell you
I tell you

Chorus

I hate the ring in your nose
I hate all your fancy clothes
I can't stand anything you wear
but I just love, your lazy underwear


Not On my Watch (lyrics by Poo Peter)

Verse 1

They say they're gonna beat my baby
They say that they're gonna harm her
And I'm gonna be there for her
Like a knight in shining armor
They say they're done with threatening
Now it's time for action
They say they're enough people now
to build a tiny faction

Chorus

But not on my watch
I won't let them hurt her now
Not on my watch
I won't witness a murder now
Not on my watch
I'd do anything for her
Not on my watch
Oh you better be sure


Verse 2

They say they're gonna destroy my girl
they say that she is vicious
But if she cooked me a meal
I would gladly do the dishes
They say that she's a bad politician
They say that she's a liar
They say they wanna go to her house
And put that shit on fire

Verse 3

They say that she ain't no angel
They say that she's no saint now
But to be fair I never said she was
She sure could make me faint now
They say that she's not right
She will be the end of me
And they will go to any stretch
To take out their enemy


Socialist Socialite (lyrics Robin Banks)

Verse 1

He was born the son of a banker
He's the talk of the town
He's a rich and arrogant wanker
He likes to get around
One day he read some words by Mao
It made him a different man
Nothing can stop him now
the revolution is in his hand

Chorus

He's a socialist socialite
He knows how to get it right
He wants to spread to good word
He's communist-lite

He's a socialist socialite
He's gonna take you out tonight
Got a Karl Marx tattoo
and ready to join the fight

Verse 2

He's never liked paying taxes
Tax-evasion is not a sin
And his grandfather fought for the axis
and shot himself in Berlin
But he decided he must fund
A new revolution for all to see
And all the cash comes from his trust fund
The revolt from the bourgeois

Bridge

They say that when in Rome
Do as the Romans
They gotta get Vladimir Lenin home
In mausoleum bromance
And he's far from a trotskijite
He just want everyone to hear
He's just a socialist socialite
That wants to buy you a beer

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