The Bitch: We've released two singles lately and we've discovered it's pointless to release singles after an album is released in this day and age and we've figured out that on our next album we gotta do things differently. But for now we're doing it how we've always done it and our next single will be called "Trojan Horse". The most successful of these singles were "Takin' Out the Trash". I don't think I wrote a single lyric on this release. Oh wait, I did!
https://www.therockstarg...ngle.asp?SingleID=107437
Poo Peter: I wrote this song about having a girlfriend who is a politican who is in danger and you want to protect her. Even if the idea just came from me looking at my watch saying "not on my watch" and how that'd be a cool album or single cover, so here the single idea actually came before the actual song. It had to be a good song at that point. We played this song on our "roof concert" like the Beatles. It ended up on the "Takin' Out the Trash" single. Maybe we'll release the rest of the recordings from the show. We were really bad.
Not On my Watch (lyrics by Poo Peter)
Verse 1
They say they're gonna beat my baby
They say that they're gonna harm her
And I'm gonna be there for her
Like a knight in shining armor
They say they're done with threatening
Now it's time for action
They say they're enough people now
to build a tiny faction
Chorus
But not on my watch
I won't let them hurt her now
Not on my watch
I won't witness a murder now
Not on my watch
I'd do anything for her
Not on my watch
Oh you better be sure
Verse 2
They say they're gonna destroy my girl
they say that she is vicious
But if she cooked me a meal
I would gladly do the dishes
They say that she's a bad politician
They say that she's a liar
They say they wanna go to her house
And put that shit on fire
Verse 3
They say that she ain't no angel
They say that she's no saint now
But to be fair I never said she was
She sure could make me faint now
They say that she's not right
She will be the end of me
And they will go to any stretch
To take out their enemy
Heidi Is Hiding Something (lyrics by Robin Banks)
Verse 1
Heidi is wearing flasher clothes
But she ain't flashing
Heidi decided to crash and burn
but she isn't crashing
Verse 2
Heidi is smiling to herself
She knows that no one notices
So she can keep her little secrets
She keeps a little bomb and she might explode with this
Heidi is hiding something
Chorus
She keeps illegal snakes
Heidi is hiding something
She takes cigarette breaks
Heidi is hiding something
She steals from grocery stores
Heidi is hiding something
Sneaks away from chores
Heidi is hiding something
Verse 3
Heidi has a wedding ring
She shows no mercy
When someone proposed to her
She has a boyfriend in New Jersey
Heidi is hiding something
https://www.therockstarg...ngle.asp?SingleID=107898
The Bitch: After Poo Peter wrote "Not on My Watch" I wanted to write a song based on a single cover idea too. So I wrote a song about people's reactions to a girl dating me, because she was taking out the trash. It sounds very mean to the person who is trash though.
Takin' out the Trash (lyrics by The Bitch)
Verse 1
She's found this new guy now
And no one knows why now
He looks like hell, he's dumb he smells
He's ringing bicycle bells
He's got an IQ problem
Looking at puzzles, but he can't solve them
Never went to college, he's got no knowledge
the neighbors say he is human garbage
Chorus
But she takes him out
In her mind there is no doubt
I think he's the reason that she's got a rash
And he smells of hash
But she's just has to love him so
and she takes it slow even though
She's always been faster than the flash
She's taking out the trash
Verse 2
He wears clothes that smell like shit
And she's learned not to notice it
He likes to brag he makes them all gag
He would fit inside a plastic bag
He only eats microwave dinners
And sure ain't one of the winners
His name could be Michael and just like all
the other trash, he is hard to recycle
Bridge
Her family calls him a chump
And I guess he would be screwed
If she threw him to the garbage dump
took their advice, and decided to dump that dude
Pros and Cons (lyrics by Poo Peter)
Verse 1
He's a pro, a master of photography
Time will show, just what he gets to be
A great confession always shows the real face
Just how a professional can find his space
Chorus
Pros and cons
whoah ah ah
Pros and cons
Whoah ah ah ah
Verse 2
He's a con born in Montana
He has one money laundry in Ghana
He sells perscription morphin to addicts
And everyone blindly follows his antics
Verse 3
He's a pro he's got a master's eyes
And I know, one day he'll win a Nobel Prize
A genius, an artist, a prodigy of his day
He's a Puccini he's a modern Claude Monet
Verse 4
He's a con he is scamming people just for kicks
He gets it on, he's straight out of a 60s flick
Fabticating signatures and changing fingerips
He's got names of officers tattoed inside his lips
