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C4AJoh wrote:I think I just vommited in my mouth. This whole conversation between you guys is just too much to take. I hear that if you puke in his mouth Rince will give you head. And if you don't he'll fuck your eyesocket, he doesn't like seeing all that yummy puke going to waste. Or was that me? |
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forkboy wrote:C4AJoh wrote:I think I just vommited in my mouth. This whole conversation between you guys is just too much to take. I hear that if you puke in his mouth Rince will give you head. And if you don't he'll fuck your eyesocket, he doesn't like seeing all that yummy puke going to waste. Or was that me? i think thats you.... south of the border we can afford food... |
I hate it when people see me at the supermarket and they are like:
Hey, what are you doing here?
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Aww shame, I'd rather you help out than him when I'm throwing up and my balls are falling out. (You have to have your preferences for such situations, y'know. You think that nothing really bad will ever happen to you, but something probably will. 'struth.) |
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I think I just missed out on something special.... oops?
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Yeah mate, you missed out on Cams 'special' sauce plastered on your face. |
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i'd say its the perfect time... |
I hate it when people see me at the supermarket and they are like:
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Oh you know, hunting elephants |
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My band just performed today and it went like shit. We performed this acoustic song for a school program infront of all the students and parents, it was my first time to sing infront of a crowd ever since puberty and I was really shy with my voice. I was sweating real hard and my face was red right after the performance.. Embarrassing! |
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Gildermershina wrote:So I am 7 days into my 8 days training before I take to the phones as a temp call centre agent for Student Loans Company. If you have Student Loan problems, and call the helpline in the next month, you might be talking to me. I'm gonna call and say I called previously and that you helped me and I wanted to speak to you. |
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Man, yesterday was the weirdest day of my life ever.
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Raphaela wrote:Man, yesterday was the weirdest day of my life ever.
Don't ever try to eat/drink any sort of food from someone's body if you don't have a shower next to you. Ass cakes?
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Synxhard wrote:Ass cakes? Gawd no, never >.< I only used some sort of juice, to resemble fake blood (yes, I'm weird), the problem is that this liquid is EXTREMELY sticky. It wasn't as good as I expected it to be. |
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all about real blood / cuts eh?
ahh the memories |
I hate it when people see me at the supermarket and they are like:
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Oh you know, hunting elephants |
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The Nimrods wrote:Gildermershina wrote:So I am 7 days into my 8 days training before I take to the phones as a temp call centre agent for Student Loans Company. If you have Student Loan problems, and call the helpline in the next month, you might be talking to me. I'm gonna call and say I called previously and that you helped me and I wanted to speak to you. Doesn't work like that I'm afraid. |
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Anyone seen these things called Camel Crickets? Basically they are crickets who look exactly like different breeds of spiders to fend of prey and stuff, and they jump at you instead of away from you because they have reversed vision...needless to say I just jumped out of seat and screamed like a school girl. lol |
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This morning my mother said she had brought me some pizza last night, so I could have it for lunch today. She said it had no meat and was delicious so I, naive, ate the pizza now. When I had already eaten half of it I realised that under the cheese there was meat. I'm seriously pissed off right now, almost 3 years being a vegetarian have gone down the drain. I knew it was a matter of time until someone would joke with me like that, so I always double-checked everything I ate. Decided to trust my mother and look at what happened... Edited by user 04 September 2010 01:14:57(UTC)
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Raphaela wrote:This morning my mother said she had brought me some pizza last night, so I could have it for lunch today.
She said it had no meat and was delicious so I, naive, ate the pizza now. When I had already eaten half of it I realised that under the cheese there was meat.
I'm seriously pissed off right now, almost 3 years being a vegetarian have gone down the drain.
I knew it was a matter of time until someone would joke with me like that, so I always double-checked everything I ate. Decided to trust my mother and look at what happened... you should never trust your parents. |
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