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If I got pounded in the testicles, I'd have to say sorry. I like to think me and the girls I know understand that there are certain things we don't cross. The testicular line when assaulting each other is one of them. So if I got sacktapped, I'd have to have done something horrible. |
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Originally Posted by: DistortedAudio  If I got pounded in the testicles, I'd have to say sorry. I like to think me and the girls I know understand that there are certain things we don't cross. The testicular line when assaulting each other is one of them. So if I got sacktapped, I'd have to have done something horrible. He kept moaning about a dvd he wanted to watch. He was winding me up saying that I am a creep because all I watch is horror movies and I "playfully" hit him there, forgetting that he is a guy :/ |
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Originally Posted by: BrownSugar Originally Posted by: Laurelles1 Originally Posted by: BrownSugar Punched my boyfriend in the crotch because he was annoying me. Does that make me a bad person? :/ As much as that made me laugh, you don't punch a man there. It's just not cricket :P I know it sounds stupid but I actually forgot it is different for a guy. And then my fist connected and all I could do was laugh. He still isn't speaking to me. Probably because he will not know what Oxygen is for the next few hours lol
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I have no idea what it feels like so I can't sympathise with him :/ |
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Originally Posted by: BrownSugar I have no idea what it feels like so I can't sympathise with him :/ You have got that to be thankful off! |
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To be honest...nothing is worse. I'd take a knife to the abs before I took a full strength punch in the crotch lol. |
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Originally Posted by: genocidal king To be honest...nothing is worse. I'd take a knife to the abs before I took a full strength punch in the crotch lol. yeah, nah you wouldn't...those guts spilling everywhere will make go you 'I wish I was punched in the nuts instead!' |
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TESTICULAR PUNCHING TALES:
So one time, I got punched in the testicles, it happens to all of us. Only this was the first time when someone hit me with a serious punch in the testicles. For one, you feel like you lost one of them in a fire. Second, air rips out of your lungs in a vain attempt to help out your testicles but completely fucking you over in the process. Third, you'll lose your balance. Not just lose your balance, you'll completely just flip over.
All three together, it fucking sucks. It's like a chain reaction.
Punch --> Testicle Pain --> Oxygen Rip --> Loss of Balance
To tell the truth though, Loss of Balance kicks ass in this equation. I couldn't take that pain standing up, not to mention no one would dare call me a pussy for getting hit in the testicles. Everyone I know has been there before and if they haven't...they will be. |
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I was on the rounders team back in high school. The best guy on the opposite team went up for belt and full on smashed it into the bowler's crotch. He was lying crumpled on the floor for a good 15 minutes. Every one of us could only stare and internally die a little. |
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We had a gang of kids in school who picked younger kids up, pulled their legs apart, and slammed them into a thick concrete column. And then one time they got a kid in my class, who then ended up in hospital for weeks, and the kids who did it were expelled and charged with some juvenile version of assault or other. In unrelated news, today I came across a customer at work whose name was Mrs Gifty D. Boaten. Seriously. It made my day. Oh, that and the fact that some part of a big Hollywood movie is currently being filmed outside my work. Halle Berry is in Glasgow right now for it. Second big movie production in Glasgow in the past couple months. Edited by user 18 September 2011 03:10:16(UTC)
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I had the fortunate pleasure of watching a friend get kicked in the crotch by his (ex)girlfriend. The agony on his face was visible, his eyes we're filled with water, the only thing that kept him from balling into tears was his willpower. That will teach him from fucking with his girlfriend. I remember fondly laughing at the time, quite heavily might i add.. until i had then witnessed the pain and discomfort myself, from getting hit by a tennis ball in the crown jewels, i don't remember much about it, however some asshole took a video of it and i was shouting for someone to call an ambulance. Not cool. |
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My boyfriend still isn't looking at me the same as he used too :( |
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I wish I could see my ex again. Nothing would give me more pleasure than kicking him on the crotch so hard he'd never be able to have children.
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Originally Posted by: Raphaela I wish I could see my ex again. Nothing would give me more pleasure than kicking him on the crotch so hard he'd never be able to have children.
You did well. You have no heart.
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I hope I haven't started a trend in male crotch hitting :/ |
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Originally Posted by: BrownSugar I hope I haven't started a trend in male crotch hitting :/ Ditto. |
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Originally Posted by: stephaniewazhere
You have no heart.
I have no heart? The guy cheated on me, called me fat, ugly and other horrible things and said it was my fault he couldn't get it up. And I have no heart? He deserves worse. |
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No matter the circumstances, kicking a man in the balls is fucked up beyond discretion!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Every time I get hit in the nuts, the attacker kills ten thousand babies!
TEN THOUSAND BABIES, DAMMIT!!!!!! |
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