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Okay, I'm 100% sure everyone here has watched porn in their life, and I'm not saying at least once, because I doubt that either. And, what I was wondering what other people think about porn music. One time, I swore I heard a Kraftwerk song. Do you think the music is annoying for you to "do the deed"? Does it not bother you? It doesn't bother me, just the music is very repetitive, yet strangely exotic for the porno. |
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Mt. Epic wrote:Okay, I'm 100% sure everyone here has watched porn in their life So you're saying that we're all at least 18+ (obviously, EVERYONE follows the rules), male (porn, of course, isn't for girls) and interested in such things? |
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Mouschi wrote:Mt. Epic wrote:Okay, I'm 100% sure everyone here has watched porn in their life So you're saying that we're all at least 18+ (obviously, EVERYONE follows the rules), male (porn, of course, isn't for girls) and interested in such things? I'm quite sure girls have watched porn before 18 a few times. |
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I doubt people pay attention to the music when watching porn. |
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Raphaela wrote:I doubt people pay attention to the music when watching porn. yeah, but I really brought this up cuz I think I heard a Kraftwerk song in one of them. |
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tension101 wrote: I heard Spiders by System of a Down in one... I heard All Time Low in one .... no wait, I meant to say I SAW All Time Low in one. Jalex softcore, mmm. (Not that I actually watch porn. Oh, alright, I've known of free porn sites since I was 14, and have a regular payment going in to a non-free site, due to a fondness for a girl who goes by the name of "Stormy". I also collect Barakarth SC pics.) As for porn music - do you think I'd be concentrating!? Who the hell is bothered .... ? And finally, Milesy, you're too young. *slaps him* Bad boy. Edited by user 30 November 2009 07:31:06(UTC)
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Mouschi wrote:tension101 wrote: I heard Spiders by System of a Down in one... I heard All Time Low in one .... no wait, I meant to say I SAW All Time Low in one. Jalex softcore, mmm. (Not that I actually watch porn. Oh, alright, I've known of free porn sites since I was 14, and have a regular payment going in to a non-free site, due to a fondness for a girl who goes by the name of "Stormy". I also collect Barakarth SC pics.) As for porn music - do you think I'd be concentrating!? Who the hell is bothered .... ? And finally, Milesy, you're too young. *slaps him* Bad boy. who's milesy? |
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Mt. Epic wrote:Mouschi wrote:tension101 wrote: I heard Spiders by System of a Down in one... I heard All Time Low in one .... no wait, I meant to say I SAW All Time Low in one. Jalex softcore, mmm. (Not that I actually watch porn. Oh, alright, I've known of free porn sites since I was 14, and have a regular payment going in to a non-free site, due to a fondness for a girl who goes by the name of "Stormy". I also collect Barakarth SC pics.) As for porn music - do you think I'd be concentrating!? Who the hell is bothered .... ? And finally, Milesy, you're too young. *slaps him* Bad boy. who's milesy? Me. And NO I'm not, bikz... You just said I'm legal... |
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tension101 wrote:And NO I'm not, bikz... You just said I'm legal... Not legal for porn. If you were British, you'd now be old enough to have sex, get married, and smoke. At 18, you would be old enough to buy drinks (you can drink, legally, from the age of 14, but can't buy drinks until 18), take responsibility for your own actions, and view porn. |
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The legal age for sex is usually implied to having sex WITH someone. I don't think the government cares if you wank yourself, cuz you not gettin' a teenager preggers. |
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Mt. Epic wrote:The legal age for sex is usually implied to having sex WITH someone. I don't think the government cares if you wank yourself, cuz you not gettin' a teenager preggers. LOL! :P There's no legal age for wankery. But for viewing porn, there is. |
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Mt. Epic wrote:The legal age for sex is usually implied to having sex WITH someone. I don't think the government cares if you wank yourself, cuz you not gettin' a teenager preggers. You could get your hand pregnant. |
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So what if there's an age to watch porn? It's not like the cops are gonna send you to jail for 5 years for something that lasts 5 minutes.
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Mt. Epic wrote:So what if there's an age to watch porn? It's not like the cops are gonna send you to jail for 5 years for something that lasts 5 minutes. ...shh... |
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It's almost like they expect you to break the rules.
Here on Brazil you can have sex once you reach 14, but porn just after you're 18.
Seriously, who would have sex before watching porn? |
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tension101 wrote:Mt. Epic wrote:The legal age for sex is usually implied to having sex WITH someone. I don't think the government cares if you wank yourself, cuz you not gettin' a teenager preggers. You could get your hand pregnant. You can get someone pregnant without having sex with them via "airstrike" if, say, you watch porn with your girlfriend. (People do watch porn with their partners. I know, I did once. We got bored and had sex instead.) |
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Mouschi wrote:tension101 wrote:Mt. Epic wrote:The legal age for sex is usually implied to having sex WITH someone. I don't think the government cares if you wank yourself, cuz you not gettin' a teenager preggers. You could get your hand pregnant. You can get someone pregnant without having sex with them via "airstrike" if, say, you watch porn with your girlfriend. (People do watch porn with their partners. I know, I did once. We got bored and had sex instead.) Well, the law considers sex if the sperm goes inside the other partner. So still, "the law" would consider airstrike as very retarded sex. |
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Mt. Epic wrote:Mouschi wrote:tension101 wrote:Mt. Epic wrote:The legal age for sex is usually implied to having sex WITH someone. I don't think the government cares if you wank yourself, cuz you not gettin' a teenager preggers. You could get your hand pregnant. You can get someone pregnant without having sex with them via "airstrike" if, say, you watch porn with your girlfriend. (People do watch porn with their partners. I know, I did once. We got bored and had sex instead.) Well, the law considers sex if the sperm goes inside the other partner. So still, "the law" would consider airstrike as very retarded sex. So according to your definition of the law if you wear a condom and ejaculate into that it's not sex? Huh? |
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forkboy wrote:Mt. Epic wrote:Mouschi wrote:tension101 wrote:Mt. Epic wrote:The legal age for sex is usually implied to having sex WITH someone. I don't think the government cares if you wank yourself, cuz you not gettin' a teenager preggers. You could get your hand pregnant. You can get someone pregnant without having sex with them via "airstrike" if, say, you watch porn with your girlfriend. (People do watch porn with their partners. I know, I did once. We got bored and had sex instead.) Well, the law considers sex if the sperm goes inside the other partner. So still, "the law" would consider airstrike as very retarded sex. So according to your definition of the law if you wear a condom and ejaculate into that it's not sex? Huh? LOL I DON'T KNOW!!! THE GOVERNMENT IS FUCKED UP!!!! How is a teenage boy and girl gonna explain that they were just watching porn together and an airstrike occured? |
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