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Offline Mt. Epic  
#1 Posted : 14 February 2010 14:12:43(UTC)
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Jimmy Stewart, frontman of The Empire and touring guitarist for Clear Vision has been asked a very difficult question:What's going to happen to The Empire?

It seems like eternity since we even heard their name. The Empire were meant to become Clear Vision's contemporary, to spread the alternative indie rock scene further. But, it looks Clear Vision are alone, and still they changed to a more of an emo rock sound now. Now, with frontman Jimmy Stewarts most likely to replace Michael's spot permanently, what will happen to the other two guys?

The answer is: break dancers?

That's right! The other two members of the band have decided to become break dancers. Strange twist in careers. Laughter is the only reaction you should have for this story, sprayed with humilation, sprinkled with negative rumors, add some bankruptsy in, and a dead love life on top. And it's fuckin' Valentine's Day! Well, these guys might get dates, but they're gonna have to learn how to put on a diaphragm. Anyway, The Empire crumbles, with part of it going to a larger empire, and the other parts, ummm, dancing lol.
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