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#1 Posted : 26 February 2010 06:43:34(UTC)
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.... by herself!?

Last night, Raven Comatose was at "The Dirty Bastard Hotel And Casino". She ordered a super-strength beer. Halfway through the drink, she started vomiting, until blood came up - she said that she recognised the familiar taste of syrup of ipecacuanha, and that it had been spiked - someone must have taken a bottle out of her pocket.

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Raven Comatose last night.

Sorry, Raven, but that's so cock and bull that it's funny. For new, ingenious ways to use ipecac, spiking your own drink is right up there. However, no matter how many times you accuse me, it's pretty clear that I didn't do it, and neither did anyone else but your crazy self.

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#2 Posted : 26 February 2010 11:13:16(UTC)
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#3 Posted : 26 February 2010 13:01:07(UTC)
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Sophy needs to shut up. Yes, I was carrying ipecac, but it was there just for comfort. I must have dropped the poison when I ran away from Sophy. She spiked my drink.
-raven.

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#4 Posted : 27 February 2010 12:35:43(UTC)
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UPDATE!

Raven was caught trying the same trick twice .... yet again, she vomited a drink, and yet again, there was a little bottle of ipecac in her handbag! Mrs. Comatose claimed that "someone, probably Sophy, handed me a bottle of urine disguised as champagne, and I couldn't keep it down" when I did not, and neither did anyone else.

More tall tales - I don't know why Jakey puts up with her.

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#5 Posted : 27 February 2010 12:37:46(UTC)
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bikz wrote:
UPDATE!

Raven was caught trying the same trick twice .... yet again, she vomited a drink, and yet again, there was a little bottle of ipecac in her handbag! Mrs. Comatose claimed that "someone, probably Sophy, handed me a bottle of urine disguised as champagne, and I couldn't keep it down" when I did not, and neither did anyone else.

More tall tales - I don't know why Jakey puts up with her.

-SCB.


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#6 Posted : 27 February 2010 12:38:35(UTC)
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Roberto Rios: I hope Raven is ok. I need someone to talk to.
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#7 Posted : 28 February 2010 05:23:50(UTC)
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Roberto Rios: I hope Raven is ok. I need someone to talk to.

Raven : Hey. I'm OK, my throat's just messed up as usual. And I'm around if you want to talk to me.
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