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Courtesy of the Daily Mail's music section...
By Kim Yoo Suk
'I had hoped that by their lengthy silence, that The Infidels! had finally died of AIDS or an overdose...or at least thrown into prison for their ghastly music abilities. Alas it was not to be as my trusted source, emailing me from her apartment with a view on the finest avenue, looking at her beat on the street informed me that The Infidels! have decided to add a fifth member to their roster of crapness.
Unusually, for my source, there was no pushing and shoving, for once she was satisfied with her ground breaking news, though she is getting rather old. I will stop short of calling her a bitch. Another female has been roped in (or is it possible she was kidnapped and taken back to SMA Towers?), her name been Sarah Jessica Horseface and by all reports she does actually look like a horse. Her talents are listed as playing the bass and having unusually large teeth, with must be something to be proud of.
Apparently this all comes in time to help complete the long dreaded follow up (this is months and months old now) to ‘An Album Partially Dedicated to Love Songs About Brian Griffin’ which in this fine bastion of journalistic integrity, was rated minus 1,000,000 out of ten. However, from snippets heard of the new album entitled ‘Dean Keller and His Sandy Vagina’ (whoever the fuck he is…), traditional song structures seem to have miraculously found their way into the mix. Still, it won’t stop the album sounding like bollocks, big smelly dog bollocks at that. It will probably have people breaking balls and banging on walls, just make sure you don’t unpack your bags or take a drag. No doubt it will be some shocking warped mix of AC/DC raping Lady Gaga whilst Anal Cunt ejaculates over the unconscious naked form of George Harrison. Beware…'
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 _____________ The Black Gates- Progressive technical metal The Infidels!- Retro doom funk grindcore The Graveyard Sluts- dirty, slutty rawwwwk Psycopathologist- old school death grind Everyone is entitled to an opinion, it's just that your's is stupid. |
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((OOC : Ha ha. Hands up who does know who "Dean Keller" is without having to search the forums. I think the number's in single figures - and this isn't even the prehistory that gen. king, Rince and I speak so fondly of, this is from this forum.))
Ah, another Infidels album - more refreshingly fucking awful songs for me to enjoy. Even if nobody else does (and they probably won't), I'll get my copy.
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Speaking from his haunted castle in Weston Super Mare...
'Now now Kate, that's a horrible thing to say about our music...we really, really, really, really tried this time...and I emphasise the 'really' part. Damn your slutty soul to HELL. I ONCE LOVED YOU!!!'
Jenny Donkeypunch interjects...'It's ok Kate...it's just the drugs talking. He thinks you rock. He has posters all over his chamber walls... ... errrr, admittedly of your face superimposed on the bodies of naked porn stars...ahem'
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